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Author Topic: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY  (Read 21646 times)

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #100 on: December 05, 2008, 03:01:13 pm »
The hits just keep on coming dont they bleudog? ;D

Yeah Wilson, with young cuzi there and those other three 'cats with those SEC teams at the front of their FF names (although it looks like there might be some hope for the UGA one), somebody must have posted something to make the "E D" Mafia mad. ;D
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #101 on: December 06, 2008, 12:45:44 pm »
Once again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.

MAN PLEASE!!! Bigger programs don't make better teams. I believe you would be surprised. I not saying that we would dominate but we would compete. We are not Jessieville!!!

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #102 on: December 08, 2008, 09:29:27 am »
Once again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.
MAN PLEASE!!! Bigger programs don't make better teams. I believe you would be surprised. I not saying that we would dominate but we would compete. We are not Jessieville!!!

Bigger programs dont always make better teams but if JC is so good get em some comp and stop putting them up against crash test dummies.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #103 on: December 08, 2008, 09:35:42 am »
this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #104 on: December 08, 2008, 09:44:53 am »
^ Not true, I just watched him do a live info-mertial for "The Home Gym."  He was talking to Coach Carpenter at one point asking how do you get a 180 pound kid to Bench Press 390lbs, because that is "Chuckesque."  Also wanted to know how you get a 295lb man child to run a 4.9 40 and BP 390+, because "I thought I was the only person that could accomplish such feats."

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #105 on: December 08, 2008, 09:47:38 am »
<br />^ Not true, I just watched him do a live info-mertial for "The Home Gym."  He was talking to Coach Carpenter at one point asking how do you get a 180 pound kid to Bench Press 390lbs, because that is "Chuckesque."  Also wanted to know how you get a 295lb man child to run a 4.9 40 and BP 390+, because "I thought I was the only person that could accomplish such feats."<br />
  U didnt notice that the info comm. was live from eagle gym,huh?

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #106 on: December 08, 2008, 09:53:51 am »
<br />^ Not true, I just watched him do a live info-mertial for "The Home Gym."  He was talking to Coach Carpenter at one point asking how do you get a 180 pound kid to Bench Press 390lbs, because that is "Chuckesque."  Also wanted to know how you get a 295lb man child to run a 4.9 40 and BP 390+, because "I thought I was the only person that could accomplish such feats."<br />
  U didnt notice that the info comm. was live from eagle gym,huh?
Also, in the fine print at the bottom chuck admits that one hundred of him could not whip jc..
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #107 on: December 08, 2008, 09:57:25 am »
52, the eagles will be there sat. nite but they might lose but u know what they still beat the bears12-7

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #108 on: December 08, 2008, 09:59:59 am »
this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.
Boy you are mouthing with the Big Boys now and you will loose here and at Little Rock

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #109 on: December 08, 2008, 10:02:48 am »
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<br />this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.<br />
Boy you are mouthing with the Big Boys now and you will loose here and at Little Rock<br />
its all good b.b. was just tryin too have a little fun but u peeps take it too personal......

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #110 on: December 08, 2008, 10:11:11 am »
you will too when yall loose to JC ;D

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #111 on: December 08, 2008, 10:14:17 am »
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<br />this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.<br />
Boy you are mouthing with the Big Boys now and you will loose here and at Little Rock<br />
its all good b.b. was just tryin too have a little fun but u peeps take it too personal......

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #112 on: December 08, 2008, 10:24:52 am »
hey 52 do the same

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #113 on: May 15, 2009, 11:33:45 am »
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #114 on: September 15, 2009, 05:16:00 pm »
Bump. Some real gems in this thread.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #115 on: September 15, 2009, 05:18:31 pm »

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #116 on: September 15, 2009, 05:19:39 pm »
Chuck doesnt break the speed of sound when he sprints........there is a whole new measurement.    Its called the speed of Chuck.   He breaks the Chuck barrier in other words.   And instead of a sonic boom you hear a very loud sound that is a perfect duplication of when one of his cowboy boots kicks a perp in the jaw! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #117 on: September 15, 2009, 05:33:27 pm »
OOOOOOHHHH SNAAAPPPPP    He done went and broke out Chuck early this year!....

Outlaw39 ......where you at?........



This one may be on this thread somewhere already.....but its one of my favorites so I will post it again....

Chuck Norris does not recognize the periodic table of elements........Because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise!....     ;D

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #118 on: September 15, 2009, 06:47:41 pm »
Too many more posts about Chuck Norris and he'll roundhouse kick all of us to the next time we're all talkin about him on here.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #119 on: September 15, 2009, 07:31:58 pm »
But if he roundhouse kicks you into the future?.....how would you really know?.....I mean, outside of the dislocated jaw  ;D

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #120 on: September 15, 2009, 08:04:16 pm »
He'll come to the future and tell you what he did and then do it again..

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #121 on: June 08, 2010, 02:55:15 pm »
Maybe if the Dragons had any competition, we wouldnt have to bring Chuck into this.
This is high, high quality smack talk. The epicness of this thread is great. I love TDN's disertation on light and dark. Most definitely the most intellectual thread derail in FF history.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #122 on: August 19, 2010, 08:11:29 pm »
Read the profile name! Nuff said...  ;D

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #123 on: March 16, 2012, 05:04:25 pm »
This is one of my favorite threads in FF history. Enjoyed rereading it.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #124 on: April 19, 2012, 01:35:34 pm »
This is one of my favorite threads in FF history. Enjoyed rereading it.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #125 on: July 04, 2013, 09:20:19 am »

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #126 on: July 04, 2013, 09:04:27 pm »
Chuck is better than advertised, but I see JC in a nail biter.................

Junction City - 35
Chuck Norris - 34

Chuck can't kick extra points very well........... ;D

When Chuck approaches, the ball kicks itself for a PAT.

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Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
« Reply #127 on: January 16, 2014, 08:52:57 pm »
How did this thread make it to the Hall of Fame?!  It is horrible! Lol!

 

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