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Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« on: July 25, 2006, 09:40:25 pm »
I thought it would be cool to makes lists to help identify posters with their school/teams.

Greenland

1. Weight Room and 40 times are often confirmed or disputed by fellow teammates.
2. Poster talks less smack due to the new reclassification.
3. Poster often loses track of the topic when friends join the thread.
4. Posts ARE legible, yet sometimes difficult to comprehend...I.E "the Couch"
5. Poster often basis a schools ability on wheter or not they beat them in Pee-Wees.

Let's try to have some fun with this guys..;D
« Last Edit: August 02, 2006, 01:49:40 pm by Rex O'Herlehan »

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2006, 09:46:24 pm »
A WYNNE poster

1.  Has never, (in their mind), lost a ball game.

2.  Has no idea what a pass is.

3.  Thinks that if you gain more yardage than your opponent, you win.

4.  Thinks that football doesn't exist West of Cross County.

5.  Thinks that a balance attack means that you run to the Left as often as you run to the Right.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2006, 10:18:42 pm »
a Shiloh poster.

1. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 3A.
2. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 4A.
3. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 5A.
4. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 6A.
5. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 7A.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2006, 10:22:25 pm »
A RISON Poster

1:Believes we can beat any team on any given day

2:Shows respect to other teams even if we lose

3:Needs counseling if we lose :D

4:Expects to be in the playoffs each year

5:Love's reminding Shiloh Christian fans of December 9th 2000

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2006, 10:33:55 pm »
An Alma Poster

1.  Thinks that the holy trinity is God, Jesus and Vines.

2.  Thinks that 14-7 is a blowout.

3.  Thinks that they live in a big town.

4.  Knows what an airedale is.

5.  Haven't figured out that Medeiros has graduated.

You know I am just kidding guys. ;D

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2006, 10:36:39 pm »
An Alma Posted

2.  Thinks that 14-7 is a blowout.


lol

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2006, 10:44:46 pm »
A Marion Poster

1. MARION GONNA PUNISH! - Is there motto

2. mayne we got tha sickest d-fence this staete eva seen MARION WUT?!

3. Repeat 1

4. Repeat 2

5. Repeat 1/2 add in some more ignorance.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2006, 10:49:25 pm »
Woodlawn Poster

1:3 wins is a good year

2:If our JR High beats Rison we're proud

3:Our Sr High has'nt beaten Rison in over 20 years..see #2

4:2 a-days...whats that?

5:We aint concearned with Football..see ya come baseball season
« Last Edit: July 25, 2006, 10:51:32 pm by Rison Tradition »

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2006, 11:29:14 pm »
a Shiloh poster.

1. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 3A.
2. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 4A.
3. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 5A.
4. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 6A.
5. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 7A.
That was toooo easy.  LOL

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2006, 11:53:21 pm »
A Springdale poster:

1. Thinks they NEVER get enough respect...No matter what the national top ten ranking happens to be.
2. Can't decide who too hate more, Har-Ber or fayetteville.
3. Thinks Neals Cafe is fine dining.
4. Can't believe Gus left Springdale for that crappy U of A job. 
5. Repeat number 2

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2006, 11:58:50 pm »
A scrapper post:

1) Who won state?
2) Don't care about your counterpoint, who won state?
3) Hootens is crap....who won state?
4) HAHAHAHA......PA is SOOO screwed!
5) We gon repeat!

A Lizard Poster:

1) We have CJ
2) Cj ran a 4.29 forty!
3) Hey! I was just told CJ ran a 1.9 forty, and now I will blindly believe it!
4) Did we mention we have a canadian coach? thats who we will blame for a loss.....
5) CJ is AMAZING! (pay no attention to the fact he barely had any yards his junior year because his line sucked, he had a thousand yards(almost) his sophmore year with a decent line....and that this years line is really young...but big....so we will see.....see....C....CJ!)

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2006, 12:09:56 am »
mineral springs poster
1.we beat dierks
2.we beat dierks
3.we beat dierks
4.we beat dierks
5.here was our to-do list  1.Beat dierks
                                          2.win state

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2006, 12:23:07 am »
Charleston Poster

1:Finally Won State

2:Finally Beat Rison

3:Must Wear Face Paint At All Games

4:Must Wear Jersey To All Games

5:Painted Fan Is Never To Be Disrespected

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2006, 03:10:10 am »
A scrapper post:

1) Who won state?
2) Don't care about your counterpoint, who won state?
3) Hootens is crap....who won state?
4) HAHAHAHA......PA is SOOO screwed!
5) We gon repeat!

A Lizard Poster:

1) We have CJ
2) Cj ran a 4.29 forty!
3) Hey! I was just told CJ ran a 1.9 forty, and now I will blindly believe it!
4) Did we mention we have a canadian coach? thats who we will blame for a loss.....
5) CJ is AMAZING! (pay no attention to the fact he barely had any yards his junior year because his line sucked, he had a thousand yards(almost) his sophmore year with a decent line....and that this years line is really young...but big....so we will see.....see....C....CJ!)

Brilliant.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2006, 04:00:17 am »
Don't drink six beers at the same time...Brilliant!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2006, 08:10:07 am »
Mansfield:

1.  Blame all past losses on horrid coaching.

2.  Hope new coach = at least 2 wins.

3.  When people talk trash, criticize their grammar.

4.  To make yourself feel better, post on the 5A forum, pretending to be from GW. (Vinny)

5.  We may suck at football, but wait for basketball.  I mean, wait for baseball...  Ah, "F" it.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2006, 08:54:01 am »
A certain bobcat player:

1. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
2. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
3. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
4. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
5. Continuously creates meaningless polls.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2006, 10:36:38 am »
A Searcy Poster:

1.  Searcy may have lost that game but we had more heart than them.
2.  We have more heart than the rest of the state, combined!
3.  Says, we're gonna win 3 games this year because we have heart.
4.  You guys have no heart.
5.  After going 1-9, they go silent because they are "heart-broken"

If you see any of these things, beware for you are in the presence of a Searcy Poster.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2006, 11:09:48 am »
 A Warren Poster:

1. Nashville may have won state, but they didnt beat Warren.

2. Are you ready for the "Coach's Crawl-Off"?

3. Nashville will NOT go back-to-back.

4. Disagree with 250% of what SS says.

5. Why cant we beat an "all-white" team?

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2006, 11:17:31 am »
5 signs of a Lonoke poster....

1. Are thoroughly convinced that "Lonoke is finally going to use all of our emense amount of talent this year."
2. Say that every game is going to come down to "Who shows up ready to play and who wants it the most." *Ok so maybe thats just me...but NLS will appreciate it!*
3. Thinks that they finally could have beaten CAC this year and darn it now they won't get the chance..haha!
4. Blames any failures over the past few years on Coach Vincent seeing as we had extreme talent and he couldn't find a way to utilize it!
5. Is proud to be a RABBIT because we all know they are so fierce and feared by all!  And can be found often chanting LTO loud and shamelessly at all sporting events!

I actually had trouble with this because I am one of the only L-town posters that does a good deal of posting on a regular basis, so I don't really know what "our" posts could be recognized by!  You guys could probably do a better job than me!

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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2006, 11:21:57 am »
5 signs of a Lonoke poster....

1. Are thoroughly convinced that "Lonoke is finally going to use all of our emense amount of talent this year."
2. Say that every game is going to come down to "Who shows up ready to play and who wants it the most." *Ok so maybe thats just me...but NLS will appreciate it!*
3. Thinks that they finally could have beaten CAC this year and darn it now they won't get the chance..haha!
4. Blames any failures over the past few years on Coach Vincent seeing as we had extreme talent and he couldn't find a way to utilize it!
5. Is proud to be a RABBIT because we all know they are so fierce and feared by all!  And can be found often chanting LTO loud and shamelessly at all sporting events!

I actually had trouble with this because I am one of the only L-town posters that does a good deal of posting on a regular basis, so I don't really know what "our" posts could be recognized by!  You guys could probably do a better job than me!

Okay, here it goes.  A Lonoke Poster:
1. Stacey loves Chad.
2. Rabbits rule.
3. Stacey still loves Chad.
4. Fear the Jack Rabbits, we're going to win this year.
5. Stacey loves Chad, this time even more.

(j/p, with ya Stacey)

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2006, 11:46:14 am »
A Searcy Poster:

1.  Searcy may have lost that game but we had more heart than them.
2.  We have more heart than the rest of the state, combined!
3.  Says, we're gonna win 3 games this year because we have heart.
4.  You guys have no heart.
5.  After going 1-9, they go silent because they are "heart-broken"

If you see any of these things, beware for you are in the presence of a Searcy Poster.


Awesome!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2006, 11:50:24 am »
A Greenwood poster:

1)are infatuated with their arch-rival Alma
2)Talk about the puke colors of Alma
3)Think their team is now a dynastty
4)Think their coach is smarter than Don Campbell
5)Get upset easily when argiung with Wynne people.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2006, 12:06:56 pm »
A Greenwood poster:
15)Get upset easily when argiung with Wynne people.

or seemingly only DR...

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2006, 04:23:37 pm »
A Greenwood Poster:

1.  My God, those guys are huge!!

2.  We got a couple of pretty big linemen, 240 or so.

3.  Size isn't everything.

4.  We may not be very big, but at least we aren't real fast.

5.  Check the scoreboard. ;D


Alma Poster:

1.  Gimme a smoke.

2.  But our STADIUM is awesome!!

3.  McFadden's not that impressive.

4.  We are a dynasty, we won two State Championships in a row.

5.  This years seniors is the group we've all been waiting for.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2006, 05:01:43 pm »
A Clinton Poster

1.  thinks Dufrene is building a dynasty.

2.  thinks their schedule was really tough last year.

3.  thinks "it doesn't matter how many playoff wins we have, we almost won the state title."

and the two funniest...

4.  thinks that they are going to beat Booneville in 2006.

5.  hates yours truly.  (That is just how I like it)

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2006, 07:21:40 pm »
5 signs of a Lonoke poster....

1. Are thoroughly convinced that "Lonoke is finally going to use all of our emense amount of talent this year."
2. Say that every game is going to come down to "Who shows up ready to play and who wants it the most." *Ok so maybe thats just me...but NLS will appreciate it!*
3. Thinks that they finally could have beaten CAC this year and darn it now they won't get the chance..haha!
4. Blames any failures over the past few years on Coach Vincent seeing as we had extreme talent and he couldn't find a way to utilize it!
5. Is proud to be a RABBIT because we all know they are so fierce and feared by all!  And can be found often chanting LTO loud and shamelessly at all sporting events!

I actually had trouble with this because I am one of the only L-town posters that does a good deal of posting on a regular basis, so I don't really know what "our" posts could be recognized by!  You guys could probably do a better job than me!

Okay, here it goes.  A Lonoke Poster:
1. Stacey loves Chad.
2. Rabbits rule.
3. Stacey still loves Chad.
4. Fear the Jack Rabbits, we're going to win this year.
5. Stacey loves Chad, this time even more.

(j/p, with ya Stacey)

You left out one buddy...you forgot Stacey loves Chad more than ever!!  Sheesh!  Other than that...sounds pretty darn accurate!  Tee hee!  What can I say, I love me some Jackrabbits and some Chad!  But it can never be disputed that I whole heartedly, 100% always back the Jackrabbits and cheer for them no matter what!  They are always #1 in my eye, no matter if they are the worst team in the state or the best team, or just some where in the middle!   Nothing like Lonoke football to me, best time of year!! So keeping in rabbit poster spirit...GO JACKRABBITS!!  Oh yeah..and I love Chad! ;)

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2006, 07:37:00 pm »
A Mountain Home Poster:


1.  We WON SEVEN GAMES!  Throw a parade!

2.  We are NOT racist just because we are all white.

3.  Our kicker is the shizzle.... what about your kicker.

4.  Searcy just got lucky... again.

5.  Wynne passed more than we did.

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« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2006, 08:00:19 pm »
Highland Poster

1.  Every topic started is a question...Is Highland better than ______.

2.  Our crowd is better than yours.

3.  Our stadium is better than yours.

4.  Our waterboy is better than yours.

5.  We had one winning season, we have tradition!!!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2006, 11:48:43 pm »
A Clinton Poster

1.  thinks Dufrene is building a dynasty.

2.  thinks their schedule was really tough last year.

3.  thinks "it doesn't matter how many playoff wins we have, we almost won the state title."

and the two funniest...

4.  thinks that they are going to beat Booneville in 2006.

5.  hates yours truly.  (That is just how I like it)
I don't play football for Clinton and I don't feel that way about all of it. You are correct with it though. I give you +1

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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2006, 08:59:06 pm »
Clarendon poster

1. They are  FANITICAL.

2. When we beat Brinkley we have our season made.

3. It's All about the CUP!

4. Beating Barton is a real Treat.

5. Promotes the 6AA to the death.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2006, 01:54:29 am »
A Booneville Poster:

1.)  We have a tough conference.  We do!  Really!  I'm pretty sure we do. It's tougher than some.  Okay, we have 2-3 good teams.  Whatever!

2.)  Bearcats Rule! (football)

3.)  We Believe!  We Believe!  We Believe!
(said with the same fervor as "There's no place like home" whilst clicking the amethyst slippers together)

4.)  We know we're not big but we're fast, have heart and...... We have TRADITION!!!!

5.)  Come and get some Smashmouth football!  WhooooAaaaa!
« Last Edit: August 02, 2006, 08:53:13 am by Guetz »

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2006, 02:06:40 am »
A Greenwood Poster

1. Thinks winning a couple titles here lately qualifies as tradition, even if they've never won anything before that.

2. Doesn't realize that winning after getting dominated for 3 7/8 quarters is the act of pure luck, and not of coaching skill.

3. Assumes that giving coaches unfair perks is A-okay.

4. Vilifies a coach that has the nerve to abandon a gimmick offense.

5. Hates the fact that no matter what, they'll always be second fiddle to a certain green and gold team to the north.

An Alma Poster

1. Still believes that Frank is a god, regardless of bizarre and idiotic offensive gameplans

2. Knows that their team apparel doubles for John Deere merchandise

3. Can't come to grips with the reality that a certain team to the east in blue and gold is the most traditional team in their classification

4. Has stated in public before: "State tax money for athletic facilities!  Yeah!  Frick academics!  Our kids don't need no learnin!"

5. Will choke any cop who tries to make them spit out their tobacco at a ballgame, and then have their husbands assault them.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2006, 02:12:24 am »
A Batesville Poster

1. Knows in their heart that Dave King built the program by his owndamnself, even if it took the departure of two traditional conference powers to open the door for it to occur.

2. Doesn't think anything of putting up posters taunting the other team and its fans...and those are the parents.

3. Offset visitor bleachers!  Who gives a crap about visitors!

4. Has said the following line at a booster club meeting: "Now y'all, let's meet for our annual club photo at the Sparky Jones' Proctologist and Gerbil Removal Business sign there at the north endzone fence."

5. Hails from a town that has nearly ten thousand people with a combined nineteen teeth and four last names.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2006, 02:31:49 am »
A Greenwood Poster:

1.  Two straight trips to LR and one title and we are now the most tradition rich team in the classification.

2.  Doesnt' realize Stegall has graduated.

3.  Can't come to terms that they'll never challenge Alma's facilities.

4.  Coach Jones' football genius is far superior to that of Vines and Campbell.

5.  We got a giant offensive line this year... average height of 6'0" and average weight of 240


A Wynne Poster

1.  No matter what the scoreboard says at the end of the game they did not lose.

2.  Ivan goes MIA for 2 to 3 weeks following a Wynne loss

3.  A normal Wynne fan still doesn't know what it's called when the Quarterback doesn't turn to hand the ball off but actually throws the ball past the line of scrimmage on purpose.


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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2006, 02:40:32 am »
An Alma Poster

6. Sez: "We won a couple titles in the late 90's, hot dang we got tradition now!"

7. Doesn't realize that their record in title games is a woeful 3 out of 8.

8. Is aware that Alma never loses a game because Vines got outcoached

9. Declares "We've been waiting for this senior class for years, this is our year!"....every year

10. Knows in their hearts that no matter what they say or do, Uncle Ivan owns their butts.


A Marion Poster

1. Thinks Wynne product Mark Uhiren is in the top five in the state of coaches

2. Doesn't realize that they have Wynne's program to thank as a good part of their success

3. Knows there's nothing wrong with trying to injure the other team's star players when Marn's losing

4. Declares that the refs cheat them and are out to get them.......every game....in every sport

5. Knows, but will never admit, that they are nothing more than the annoying brat little brother to both Wynne and West Memphis

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2006, 02:50:34 am »
A Wynne Fan (not poster)

1. Will faithfully attend every home game...only to park behind the pressbox fence and not pay to watch the game

2. Encourages and participates in an standing ovation for an incomplete pass

3. Doesn't realize that it's okay to show up before two minutes till kickoff

4. Wants Campbell fired after a playoff loss in a nine-win season and Gus Malzhan hired (swear to God I heard this one in 2003)

5. Is a member of one of the most spoiled rotten fanbases in the entire state, and proud of it

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« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2006, 09:15:50 am »
Claps to Uncle Ivan for his perspicacious and incisive imagination!!

The LOL top five

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1)  Will choke any cop who tries to make them spit out their tobacco at a ballgame, and then have their husbands assault them.

2)  The Sparky Jones' Proctologist and Gerbil Removal Business sign

3)  Declares "We've been waiting for this senior class for years, this is our year!"....every year

4)  Declares that the refs cheat them and are out to get them.......every game....in every sport

5)  Will faithfully attend every home game...only to park behind the pressbox fence and not pay to watch the game
« Last Edit: August 02, 2006, 09:17:45 am by Guetz »

jacketpride07

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2006, 09:23:10 am »
A Clinton Poster

1.  thinks Dufrene is building a dynasty.

2.  thinks their schedule was really tough last year.

3.  thinks "it doesn't matter how many playoff wins we have, we almost won the state title."

and the two funniest...

4.  thinks that they are going to beat Booneville in 2006.

5.  hates yours truly.  (That is just how I like it)
For the majority of us, this is true. I did get a laugh from it. You hit some nails on the head. I don't hate you. I like your posting style.

D-nelle Poster:

1. CJ is the fastest guy in the state.

2. Lets go play basketball. CJ will beat you in that too.

3. Yeah it was a 4.29, I was there and saw it. No the clocks weren't messed up.

4. Did I mention CJ has 3 scholarship offers?

5. Conference Champs 2006!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2006, 09:30:30 am »
Farmington Poster:

1. When I was going to Farmington, we were the best team ever.

2. See #1, everyone had 300 lb. bench presses and ran sub 4.5s.

3. Now I go to Fayetteville, but I still post about Farmington, but the Cards oddly aren't as great as they used to be.

4. I know every top 50 prospect in the state personally.

5. If you are talking about a player from a 100 mile radius of Fayetteville, chances are I will know his bench, squat, 40 time, favorite ice cream, and much more.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2006, 09:52:35 am »
lol. i love personal attacks.  i remember "that certain farmington poster"  when he used to post in the 9th grade.  i was a SR.  it was fun.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2006, 09:53:59 am »
Nashville Poster:

1.  Thinks that Hope 2005 was a good team because an average team could never beat the mighty 'spirits'.

2.  Doesn't live in Howard County.

3.  Thinks that SW Arkansas football is the best area for football in the state.

4.  If they would have lost to Booneville last year, would have asked to for a "north Arkansas multiplier".

5.  Doesn't change out of their orange from Friday night's game to pick trash up on the side of the road on Saturday morning.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2006, 10:00:30 am »
"5.  Doesn't change out of their orange from Friday night's game to pick trash up on the side of the road on Saturday morning."

omg nice!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2006, 10:11:12 am »
Gentry Poster:

1. Can't quite figure out this dangfandangled internet, but if and when I do, you can guarandarntee that I'll have everyone fearin' the mighty Pioneers and the SWEPCO fog.

2. See #1

3. See #1

4. See #1

5. Oh yeah, GRAVETTE sucks!!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2006, 11:13:12 am »
An Atkins poster:

1. We all run 4.4 forty yard dashes. Just ask GWB.

2. All of our linemen lift 350 plus. Just ask GWB.

3. We play in the toughest conference know to mankind.

4. All of our players will end being recruited but none will actually sign

5. All of this can be checked out by the #1 fact slinger in Arkansas  GWB.

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2006, 11:34:28 am »
Clinton poster:

1. We don't get on here and brag about how good we are going to be.

2. We talk proudly about our conference championship

3. Even more proudly about our players and how hard they work

4. We don't over inflate our kids stats and maxs

5.  We look forward to the upcoming season for what it is-a chance to prove ourselves against the compettion we face

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2006, 04:20:19 pm »
Nashville Poster:

4.  If they would have lost to Booneville last year, would have asked for a "north Arkansas multiplier".


LOL  I don't care who you are, that ^^^ is funny!  :D

Not shucking the orange on Friday so that the roadside trash can be picked up Saturday was pretty good too!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2006, 04:53:42 pm »
Nashville Poster:


4.  If they would have lost to Booneville last year, would have asked to for a "north Arkansas multiplier".


Instant Classic right there.  Claps for GWB.  (Wow, that's the first time I've said that in quite a while.)

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2006, 06:24:17 pm »
A Barton poster

5.  Lives for the Maroon and White
4.  Can remember the last FIVE state titles the school won because they were there
3.  Gets pumped up at "Gimme that Old Tyme Religion" (the school's fight song)
2.  Has a standing reservation at War Memorial Stadium in December
1.  Four words: Frank McClellan is God!

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Re: Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2006, 08:56:21 pm »
A Barton poster


3.  Gets pumped up at "Gimme that Old Tyme Religion" (the school's fight song)

Is that true???? lol Thats funny right there.  I don't care who you are.

 

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