Redneck "Love" Songs

[-Painted Fan-]

I can't believe these are actual songs!

I stepped in a pile of you (and got love all over me)
At the gas station of love (I got the self-service pump)
All the girls that turn me on (turn me down)
Beauty's in the eye of the beerholder
All I want from you is away
Did I shave my legs for this?
Did I shave my back for this?
You're the reason our kids are so ugly
He can't talk without his hands
Your negligee has turned to flannel nightgowns
I would have wrote you a letter (but I can't spell Yuck!)
How can I miss you (when you won't go away)
Venom wearing denim
Velcro arms, teflon heart
How come your dog don't bite nobody but me?
The pint of no return
I got you on my conscience (but at least you're off my back)
Thank God and Greyhound she's gone
I keep forgetting I forgot about you
I left something turned on at home
I wanted you to leave until you left me
She feels like a new man tonight
Redneck Martians stole my baby
If I ain't got it, you don't need it
Queen of my double-wide trailer
If the phone doesn't ring, it's me
Pardon me, I've got someone to kill
If you leave me, can I come too?
I'll give you something to drink to drink about
Let's do something cheap and superficial
It only takes one bar to make a prison
Make me late for work today
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
Shut up and talk to me
Four on the floor (and a fifth under the seat)
Get off the table Mabel (the $2.00 is for the beer)
Goin' to heck in your heavenly arms

I hope these bring a smile to your face, and have a happy V.D. (Valentine's Day, of course.  What else did you think?)

[n0toriousnrg]

lol. that song's kinda pitiful!

[Father Guido]

LOL...I've actually heard a few of those.  "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone" is an old Roy Clark song.

[ReconSniper]

thats impressive. LOL

[Coach Runyan]

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me

"If the phone does't ring, you'll know that it's me
I'll be out in the eye of the storm.
If the phone doesn't ring, you'll know that it's me
With someone who makes me feel warm."

Jimmy Buffett....... lyrical genius. I grew up on this stuff and I refuse to consider it redneck.

[Throwback1]

"Since my phone still ain't ringing, I assume it still ain't you."  Randy Travis

[Father Guido]

"Nobody in His Right Mind Would've Left Her"

[McKnz]

I've Got the Hungries for your love and I'm standing in your welfare line.

[the game]

  Gary Stewart   "She's acting single" [I'm drinking doubles]

[bleudog]

"The Last Thing I Needed, the First Thing This Morning, Was to Have You Walk Out on Me"---Gary P. Nunn and the Lost Gonzo Band.

[ReconSniper]

"The Last Thing I Needed, the First Thing This Morning, Was to Have You Walk Out on Me"---Gary P. Nunn and the Lost Gonzo Band.

aint that the truth.

[bleudog]

"The Last Thing I Needed, the First Thing This Morning, Was to Have You Walk Out on Me"---Gary P. Nunn and the Lost Gonzo Band.

aint that the truth.

Yeah, it's a good'un.  If you've ever heard it, it was probably performed by Willie Nelson but Donna Farar and Gary P. Nunn were the co-writers.


CLICK HERE for lyrics.

[bleudog]

No one's mentioned one of the classics:

Bellamy Brothers - "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?"