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Top 5 ways to tell a ________ poster.

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A Clinton Fan:

1) After this year, will refer to 2005 as the Good Ol Days...

2) Thinks their "pit" is a harder place to play than Nashville's.

3) Brags about beating Lamar.(I swear, I heard them do it).

4) If they lose, will just change the subject to their awesome new Gym(which it is)...

5) They don't have CJ....BWA HA HA.

Eddie Goodson


Earl is my Hero!!

Quote from: Eddie Goodson on June 08, 2010, 05:46:38 pm
This one must be revisited.

Agreed.

I must contemplate about this for many moons before I create the Southside version...

HorseFeathers

Quote from: Everything's Not Lost on August 11, 2006, 01:08:56 pm
A Clinton Fan:


3) Brags about beating Lamar.(I swear, I heard them do it).


That one isn't so bad...anymore lol

neafbfan

A Greene County Tech poster:

1) We own Paragould.

2) We finally beat North Pulaski.

3) Our green and gold is better than Alma's.

4) Basketball starts in October.

5) We could win the conference in football if it weren't for Batesville,Blytheville,Wynne,Forrest City,West Helena  and Nettleton.

the green moose

A Boonville Poster:

1. We can beat any team because we have tradition

2. We don't need talent cause we have tradition

3. We invented tradition

4.Ozark is the worst place to live other than West Fork

5.If we don't win a game its cause the Refs are from the north or West Fork lol

InYoGrill

A Greenbrier poster:

1) We will win conference cause we play lots of 7on7 and we think we look pretty darn good in our kitty blue uniforms.
2) We will win conference cause we have the Heisman trophy candidate soph. QB.
3) We made the playoffs last year so we should be #1 in Hootens
4) Our coach should be coaching the UofA but we are happy he coaches on Hwy65
5) Why did Vilonia spank us so bad by 50pts year before last?

6ASOUTHPURPLECAT

OK, here goes my first post... ;)

A Pine Bruff (Bluff) poster:

1. Goes to the game to see their "Baby Daddy" play.
2. Cannot undestand why other schools in the district do not serve MD20/20 or "Fawtys" at the concession stand.
3. Usually wears stripes on a daily basis, and not the ones from the Zebra uniforms either.
4. Has watched the same group of players actually play over a 14 year period (4 peewee, 2 jr high, 8 years of high school)
5. Never goes to away games...just costs too much in gas to drive that far in the Caprice Classic with 30" rims.

And let me pick on my neighbor to the south:
A Junction City poster:

1: Only posts between the hours of 12 noon and 5 pm because that is when the public library is open
2: Louisiana boys!!??!! NO....they all live on the Arkansas side....most of the school year anyway.
3: Told you we could finally win a state title....once we got rid of all those gimmick teams like Shiloh, Harding Academy, Charleston etc.  Who made up that new rule of throwing the ball over our heads anyway?
4: Classroom? OH...you mean "study hall" at the weight room?
5: DRAGON BALL BABY!

OK...let me have it....Let's see some funny ones for my town!  ;D

Chosen 1

Quote from: retiredlion05 on July 26, 2006, 10:36:38 am
A Searcy Poster:

1.  Searcy may have lost that game but we had more heart than them.
2.  We have more heart than the rest of the state, combined!
3.  Says, we're gonna win 3 games this year because we have heart.
4.  You guys have no heart.
5.  After going 1-9, they go silent because they are "heart-broken"

If you see any of these things, beware for you are in the presence of a Searcy Poster.
6. Most Moral Victories in the state!

hawgrule

Posted by: Uncle Ivan "in 2006"
A Marion Poster

5. Knows, but will never admit, that they are nothing more than the annoying brat little brother to both Wynne and West Memphis.

...Funny to look back on these old post and see how they have changed....Wynne hasn't beaten Marion since that post.

Proto

Here's one on Me, Moose, and Wfdrummer17

A West Fork Poster

1. Don't underestimate us
2. We finally won a conference champ :D
3. Our o-line is unmatched, even by the UofA
4. Prescott didn't beat us, we just lost that game <_<
5. At least our refs arn't as bad as shilohs....

colts52

no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked

Eddie Goodson

Quote from: colts52 on August 02, 2010, 02:43:31 pm
no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked
It's kind of like picking on the Special Ed kids. It's just not right to do and not very funny.  ;)

the green moose

Quote from: Eddie Goodson on August 02, 2010, 02:54:17 pm
Quote from: colts52 on August 02, 2010, 02:43:31 pm
no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked
It's kind of like picking on the Special Ed kids. It's just not right to do and not very funny.  ;)
It leaves a a bad taste in your your mouth lol

AirWarren

A monticello poster

1. Swears they are the upper echelon of high school football in the 5A and south arkansas.
2. The mayor gives the whole town a key to the city when they beat warren.
3. Thinks that going to the "bar" is the River restaraunt and All Star sports club.
4. Thinks their facilities rival the elite of elite texas high school football programs.
5. Brags about winning a conference championship.....in the 5A southeast.
6. Their nonconference opponents consists of no teams in conferences larger than theirs.
7. Thinks the most educated people in the state hail from monticello.
8. And finally....regardless of the pistol whippings we give them....Warren still pays off the refs
    even if the game is in monticello.

Peety

Quote from: Eddie Goodson on August 02, 2010, 02:54:17 pm
Quote from: colts52 on August 02, 2010, 02:43:31 pm
no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked
It's kind of like picking on the Special Ed kids. It's just not right to do and not very funny.  ;)

Haha +1.

MayflowerMom


Peety

A Heber poster...

1. Thinks Braylon Mitchell is the greatest running back to go through Arkansas.

2. Thinks Coach Janski Is the best coach that ever stepped on the field.

3. Even through Bk beats them badly, they still blame the game on the refs.

4. Thinks their facilities rival the U of A.

5. Thinks that the Heber and Clinton game is the best rivalry in the state.

6. Are the most arrogant and cocky people you will ever see post

Big Fan

A Warren poster....


1.  Thinks all their players are "home grown"

2.  Thinks Bo is pro Warren even though he has interviewed and been denied by 5 different schools. 

3.  Remembers every game as a "mercy rule" regardless of point spread. 

4.  Is oblivious to the fact that their program is in slow decline and think they are "just young"

5.  Doesn't understand that a championship football program must play defense to remain relevant.

the green moose

Quote from: Peety on July 31, 2011, 02:14:25 am
A Heber poster...

1. Thinks Braylon Mitchell is the greatest running back to go through Arkansas.

2. Thinks Coach Janski Is the best coach that ever stepped on the field.

3. Even through Bk beats them badly, they still blame the game on the refs.

4. Thinks their facilities rival the U of A.

5. Thinks that the Heber and Clinton game is the best rivalry in the state.

6. Are the most arrogant and cocky people you will ever see post
Thats the truth

Legend

Ozark poster... HPRD... We beat booneville season is a success nuff said

Piggott has the most moral victories in the state

Paris is the only school I know that rocks out to ole Christmas Tree every friday night!

Proto

Quote from: Legend on September 09, 2011, 03:28:00 pm
Ozark poster... HPRD... We beat booneville season is a success nuff said

Piggott has the most moral victories in the state

Paris is the only school I know that rocks out to ole Christmas Tree every friday night!

Its better then Shiloh playing Scooby-Doo after as thier Alma matter <_< or fight song, one of the two...

Legend

I'd rather rock out to scooby doo than ole Christmas Tree

Lions84

Quote from: Lions84 on July 27, 2006, 08:59:06 pm
Clarendon poster

1. They are  FANITICAL.

2. When we beat Brinkley we have our season made.

3. It's All about the CUP!

4. Beating Barton is a real Treat.

5. Promotes the 6AA to the death.

No Change so far.


colts52

Earle fan

1. We are traditionally a basketball school (as soon as their hyped up football team is eliminated before the quarters)

2. Bulldog nation, bulldog nation, bulldog nation

3. If we beat vanilla then we bes going to da ship

4. Rivercrest only beats us because their school district pulls from osceola

5. (insert dog noises) earle the house of pain (insert dog noises)

AirWarren

Quote from: colts52 on November 09, 2011, 01:02:51 am
Earle fan

1. We are traditionally a basketball school (as soon as their hyped up football team is eliminated before the quarters)

2. Bulldog nation, bulldog nation, bulldog nation

3. If we beat vanilla then we bes going to da ship

4. Rivercrest only beats us because their school district pulls from osceola

5. (insert dog noises) earle the house of pain (insert dog noises)

Don't you dare talk about the nation. THE EARLE NATION.

GeorgeWBush

Quote from: colts52 on November 09, 2011, 01:02:51 am
Earle fan

1. We are traditionally a basketball school (as soon as their hyped up football team is eliminated before the quarters)

2. Bulldog nation, bulldog nation, bulldog nation

3. If we beat vanilla then we bes going to da ship

4. Rivercrest only beats us because their school district pulls from osceola

5. (insert dog noises) earle the house of pain (insert dog noises)

+1

x14113

Quote from: Legend on September 09, 2011, 03:28:00 pm
Paris is the only school I know that rocks out to ole Christmas Tree every friday night!

So does Jessieville, oddly enough.

Meanwhile, PG gets plenty of practice on Auld Lang Syne.

Hoghead

December 21, 2011, 02:01:35 am #78 Last Edit: December 21, 2011, 02:40:42 am by Hoghead
A HOPE FAN

1. Shows up to every game late and dressed like he's on the cover of Ebony Magazine and smelling like Colt .45 Malt Liquor !

2. Thinks that D.D. Holyfield, Artis Ray Martin, Bubba Powers and David Johnson still have eligibility.

3. Can never stop talking about the Wynne game in 2000.

4. Still thinks the Nashville game in 78 was rigged by the CIA to stop a undefeated season.

5. Thinks losing to Nashville ain't half as bad as losing to Prescott !

Hoghead

Camden Fairview Fan

1. We have blueprints on how to lose to Greenwood.

2. Our Stadium was built for us to show up late.

3. El Dorado aint that good. We just don't care about beating them.

4. Everybody on our team runs a 4 flat 100 meters !

5. Doesn't want anyone to know Buck James and Harv Welch were separated at birth !

Hoghead

December 21, 2011, 02:22:43 am #80 Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 03:20:50 am by Hoghead
Arkansas High (Texarkana)

1. We are Arkansas High ! Get it right.

2. Texas side players who can't play at Pleasent Grove or Liberty Eylau are    welcomed at AHS. NO TEXAS HIGH TIGER PLAYERS ARE ALLOWED TO TRANSFER EVER !

3. The more wins, the more we show up. Lose the 1st game or to T-High and we won't be back until the El Dorado game !

4. The Police are armed at our games for a reason. Sudden outburst of gunfire is normal.

5. So what our cheerleaders look 27 years old ? what's the problem ?

Hoghead

A Batesville Poster

1. last name is proably CHILDRESS !

2. Thinks a Coon Hat is proper attire at a funeral.

3. Everything he owns is ORANGE & BLACK !

4. Knows that the visitor side of their Stadium is crooked to give fans whiplash !

5. Hates Newport & Wynne like Newt Gringrich hates being single !

DogsWin7

March 14, 2012, 12:14:26 pm #82 Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 06:57:34 pm by DiehardFBfan
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DogsWin7

March 14, 2012, 12:24:23 pm #83 Last Edit: March 14, 2012, 05:14:07 pm by DiehardFBfan
A Greenwood Poster= Top 10 ;D

1.  Will say I'm from G!(i.e. greenwood)
2.  Will remind you of exactly how many State Championship's we have an in what sport.
3.  Have more confidence than a junkyard dog ;D
4.  Losing is not a option and will resort to calling the Dogs to distract the opponent.
5.  G loves their Bulldogs equal to how much Waldron loves their Bulldogs.(well maybe a little+)
6.  Bleed blue and wear "G the dog" with PRIDE.
7. Will remind the opponent we beat all year and for yrs to come that G is the thang! WINNER
8. It is never rebuild it is reload.(FB program)
9. The GreenwoodDogPound is THE site for sports.( on all things G of course, FF! 8))
10. Love to hear- This is Greenwood High School Football!
Oh ya, and think we are better than everybody else 8) or so I have been told.

InYoGrill



HH, you forgot a few teams in your dissertation. It is all good and very funny. I suppose you think it is all TRUE! lol! How about doing a V and GB when you get time. I'd love to hear about those two.  ;D

Hoghead

Quote from: InYoGrill on March 16, 2012, 10:41:20 am


HH, you forgot a few teams in your dissertation. It is all good and very funny. I suppose you think it is all TRUE! lol! How about doing a V and GB when you get time. I'd love to hear about those two.  ;D

A Vilonia Fan

1. Thinks they're in contention for the 5A State Title when they're 3-7 !

2. Thinks Cowger still has elgibility !

3. Thinks Greenbrier fans are beneath them and they should bow when they see royalty !!!

4. All dirt roads lead to Vilonia !

5. Recruites basketball players from Guy-Perkins to fill out thier roster to look like a 5A Squad ! 

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