Back by popular demand- Coach Nicknames

not so slim shady · October 26, 2015, 03:00:33 pm

Some are the same- some have been tweaked. I have been asked for some famous 1A coach nicknames.

1) Len "Designer Jeans" Harris- Nemo Vista
2) Greg "80's mustache" Poole- Kingston
3) Marty "Moon Pie" Smith- Kirby
4) Shane "El Dazzler" Davis- WSGF
5) John "the Godfather" Hutchcraft- Guy-Perkins
6) Brad "Just Win Baby" Brannen- Bay
7) Keith "Corncob" Cornett- Concord

Justin "X and O" Rodgers- MVE
9) Keith "5 o'clock shadow" Brown- Shirley
10) Jeff "Boots and Belt Buckles" Whitaker- Calico Rock

BasketballNeverStops · October 26, 2015, 03:40:18 pm

I LOVE THIS!!! It's your greatest post of all-time!!

FreeMoney · October 26, 2015, 06:13:49 pm

Hey guy stop discriminating!!! Hit the girls side too. Irvin Fairfield would be a good one to start with.

BasketballNeverStops · October 26, 2015, 07:20:58 pm

I'd love to see one for officials as well!

FreeMoney · October 26, 2015, 07:29:21 pm

Todd "cue ball Garrett

Central Ark · October 26, 2015, 07:31:14 pm

Sherril "I call walks above my head". Stan "get back in the coach's box" ward

TuneSquad · October 26, 2015, 08:22:06 pm

This is amazing.

FreeMoney · October 26, 2015, 09:15:44 pm

#### "I wasn't worth a crap as a player so I became a referee" Squires. Can't think of his first name!

not so slim shady · October 26, 2015, 09:47:39 pm

First of all, irv the perv Fairfield will not be mentioned due to his leaving the glory land of 1A basketball. Secondly, I will have more coaches and an initial referee list in the near future. Here's a short list of retired 1A coaches to wet your whistle.

1) Charles 'the boss' Brady
2) Sumner 'the crazy towel waver' Barnes
3) Bill 'I'll stare a hole right through you' Cossey
4) Eddie 'Ive forgotten more basketball than you'll ever know' Hipp
5) Doyce 'get your butt in gear' Winningham

TheOfficial · October 26, 2015, 10:24:05 pm

Quote from: not so slim shady on October 26, 2015, 03:00:33 pm
Some are the same- some have been tweaked. I have been asked for some famous 1A coach nicknames.

1) Len "Designer Jeans" Harris- Nemo Vista
2) Greg "80's mustache" Poole- Kingston
3) Marty "Moon Pie" Smith- Kirby
4) Shane "El Dazzler" Davis- WSGF
5) John "the Godfather" Hutchcraft- Guy-Perkins
6) Brad "Just Win Baby" Brannen- Bay
7) Keith "Corncob" Cornett- Concord
Justin "X and O" Rodgers- MVE
9) Keith "5 o'clock shadow" Brown- Shirley
10) Jeff "Boots and Belt Buckles" Whitaker- Calico Rock

Poole no longer there

TheOfficial · October 26, 2015, 10:24:37 pm

Quote from: FreeMoney on October 26, 2015, 07:29:21 pm
Todd "cue ball Garrett

Love it

TheOfficial · October 26, 2015, 10:25:30 pm

Quote from: Central Ark on October 26, 2015, 07:31:14 pm
Sherril "I call walks above my head". Stan "get back in the coach's box" ward

Spot on for old man Shirl.

HorseFeathers · October 26, 2015, 10:28:48 pm

Quote from: TheOfficial on October 26, 2015, 10:24:05 pm
Quote from: not so slim shady on October 26, 2015, 03:00:33 pm
Some are the same- some have been tweaked. I have been asked for some famous 1A coach nicknames.

1) Len "Designer Jeans" Harris- Nemo Vista
2) Greg "80's mustache" Poole- Kingston
3) Marty "Moon Pie" Smith- Kirby
4) Shane "El Dazzler" Davis- WSGF
5) John "the Godfather" Hutchcraft- Guy-Perkins
6) Brad "Just Win Baby" Brannen- Bay
7) Keith "Corncob" Cornett- Concord
Justin "X and O" Rodgers- MVE
9) Keith "5 o'clock shadow" Brown- Shirley
10) Jeff "Boots and Belt Buckles" Whitaker- Calico Rock

Poole no longer there

Have to move him to the retired....umm forced out list.

Central Ark · October 26, 2015, 10:32:43 pm

Charles "better not get me on the road" gray

arstatechamp13 · October 27, 2015, 05:31:58 am

I've got plenty of ref nicknames if we start that up.
Freddy Fingers, Daffy, George Lopez, Stan the Man

Catfish · October 27, 2015, 09:59:14 am

Quote from: arstatechamp13 on October 27, 2015, 05:31:58 am
I've got plenty of ref nicknames if we start that up.
Freddy Fingers, Daffy, George Lopez, Stan the Man

Yesssssssss lol

Mustang Fan · October 27, 2015, 10:55:57 am

Quote from: not so slim shady on October 26, 2015, 09:47:39 pm
First of all, irv the perv Fairfield will not be mentioned due to his leaving the glory land of 1A basketball. Secondly, I will have more coaches and an initial referee list in the near future. Here's a short list of retired 1A coaches to wet your whistle.

1) Charles 'the boss' Brady
2) Sumner 'the crazy towel waver' Barnes
3) Bill 'I'll stare a hole right through you' Cossey
4) Eddie 'Ive forgotten more basketball than you'll ever know' Hipp
5) Doyce 'get your butt in gear' Winningham

Don't forget "Slick Rick" McKinney

arstatechamp13 · October 27, 2015, 07:12:12 pm

How could we have forgotten slick Rick???

Mustang Fan · October 28, 2015, 11:14:23 am

Quote from: arstatechamp13 on October 27, 2015, 07:12:12 pm
How could we have forgotten slick Rick???

True!! Now considered "The Legend Slick Rick"

Moonshiner · October 28, 2015, 11:35:52 am

Is he even still coaching?

Catfish · October 28, 2015, 01:36:40 pm

Quote from: Moonshiner on October 28, 2015, 11:35:52 am
Is he even still coaching?

No i don't believe so. I use to see him at random games last year.

BasketballNeverStops · October 28, 2015, 03:39:12 pm

He's been helping out Cedar Ridge's softball program lately and his daughter is the starting pitcher.

ErnestTBass · January 08, 2016, 12:12:55 am

This died for some reason and I just expected more for some reason. Last chance people. And is it just me or does Shirley's coach have a striking resemblance to Ted Cruz???