Beaver Ball!!

[Robot Chicken]

WARNING!! Anyone playing GR in the future please beware of the new game they like to play........stealing balls from the other team!! Some say they have 12 balls from this season alone. They have taken balls every Friday night from the opposing team for some reason. So when someone pays you back don't show out and act a fool because that is called KARMA!! Their fans even know and I guess there is no administration or board at GR unless the Coach does all of that. Centerpoint had 2 taken this week!! Is there a quota someone has to meet for the season? SMH

[SR30]

Lol smh

[Jimbo Morphis]

WARNING!! Anyone playing GR in the future please beware of the new game they like to play........stealing balls from the other team!! Some say they have 12 balls from this season alone. They have taken balls every Friday night from the opposing team for some reason. So when someone pays you back don't show out and act a fool because that is called KARMA!! Their fans even know and I guess there is no administration or board at GR unless the Coach does all of that. Centerpoint had 2 taken this week!! Is there a quota someone has to meet for the season? SMH

WHAT?

[Moose]

So are you saying, you don't have any balls?

[Hgalum50]

Man that sucks! Hope the doctor did it correct!

[Maynard G Krebs]

Are you saying the beavers are squirreling opposing team's  balls?

[Jimbo Morphis]

Please leave this one alone mods. It has Huge potential.

[BigLion10]

Please leave this one alone mods. It has Huge potential.

+1

[Lineman]

Please leave this one alone mods. It has Huge potential.

I don't even know where to start!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maynard G Krebs]

WARNING!! Anyone playing GR in the future please beware of the new game they like to play........stealing balls from the other team!! Some say they have 12 balls from this season alone. They have taken balls every Friday night from the opposing team for some reason. So when someone pays you back don't show out and act a fool because that is called KARMA!! Their fans even know and I guess there is no administration or board at GR unless the Coach does all of that. Center-point ha 2 taken this week!! Is there a quota someone has to meet for the season? SMH

The Knights now sing as sopranos😀

[Moose]

When did you first notice your balls were gone?

[CURLEYWOLF24]

Attention all men who THINK they might be done having kids, can get FREE vasectomy at Glen Rose Beaver stadium.....Only on Friday night home games...

[gold45]

I'm speechless...

[nastynice]

The title itself is an oxymoron!

[Maynard G Krebs]

Attention all men who THINK they might be done having kids, can get FREE vasectomy at Glen Rose Beaver stadium.....Only on Friday night home games...

Do they sterilize was those beaver teeth after each procedure?

[Sportsjunky]

The Bismarck Coaches mentioned that they stole their Pig Skins too.  In fact, they stole a fire extinguisher and some wheels off a trash can as well.  No doubt they are a heck of a football team but there is little class going on over there.  And at $80 a ball that's not necessarily a small matter.

[Lineman]

Attention all men who THINK they might be done having kids, can get FREE vasectomy at Glen Rose Beaver stadium.....Only on Friday night home games...

Don't worry the procedure can be reversed!!

[Moose]

The Bismarck Coaches mentioned that they stole their Pig Skins too.  In fact, they stole a fire extinguisher and some wheels off a trash can as well.  No doubt they are a heck of a football team but there is little class going on over there.  And at $80 a ball that's not necessarily a small matter.

So the Bismarck Coaches balls are gone too?  All of the coaches? I hate to tell you but to get new balls is going to be more than $80 a ball.  Whether they're a small matter...now that's just an opinion.

[YC]

The U of A BOT must have been there!!!

[FoxandHound34]

Always knew Kehner liked playing with other peoples balls smh

[Lineman]

That's why you should always keep them in a glass case on the mantle.

[beaverfan007]

I did see a cheerleader from center point take one of the balls at halftime after our kicker kicked it across the field

[Longfellow]

I did see a cheerleader from center point take one of the balls at halftime after our kicker kicked it across the field

Call Roger Goodell, we've got a dang conspiracy on our hands

[GBattack]

I imagine that if this conversation were to happen in person...it would look much like a scene from Porky's...in the principal's office with Ms. Balbricker.

[Robot Chicken]

YEP!! leave it to BEAVER!!

[dragondad]

$80 per ball??  You'll not get near mine for less than $250

[Jimbo Morphis]

$80 per ball??  You'll not get near mine for less than $250

LOL

[Hgalum50]

I hear you can sell them for quite a bit more than 250 DD!

[dragondad]

I hear you can sell them for quite a bit more than 250 DD!

I'm game, is there a Kelly Blue Book for valuation?  My wife's been trying to put them in her purse the last 20 years, I might be willing to sell before I get to old to outrun her.

[Hgalum50]

I'm game, is there a Kelly Blue Book for valuation?  My wife's been trying to put them in her purse the last 20 years, I might be willing to sell before I get to old to outrun her.

Idk about all that, I think you can just go up to the hospital and tell them that you wanna sell them! I'm sure there are a few guys or girls in need of them. 😂😂

[Lineman]

Idk about all that, I think you can just go up to the hospital and tell them that you wanna sell them! I'm sure there are a few guys or girls in need of them. 😂😂

My boss is at the head of that line.

[SR30]

I hear the going rate is 30k..

[WPWells]

Are the balls all-American?

[SR30]

Are the balls all-American?

I don't know, maybe you should as your mom.

[WPWells]

Clever. Did Daddy Kehner tell you to say that?

[SR30]

Nope i got better things to do than look back at threads from 2 years ago. Guess u have a lot of free time and no balls to play with so u try and troll around the threads.

[Hgalum50]

My boss is at the head of that line.

I thought my boss was the lone ranger in line lol.

[Moose]

I went ahead and checked this evening and my balls are safe and sound.  I was kind of worried because one of them air bubbles popped up on the side of one of them.  It's all good though, I can still use it.

[Skip Baymore]

So are you saying, you don't have any balls?

Good one Moose.  But having way more than two aint a great thing either, I don't think, not long term anyway.

[Mister Fister]

I'm speechless...

This is a lie straight outta the pit of hades..  no woman has ever been seechless.

[gold45]

This is a lie straight outta the pit of hades..  no woman has ever been seechless.

Are you sure you want to hear my comments on this thread?  It's probably in my best interest to remain speechless..

[Maynard G Krebs]

Are you sure you want to hear my comments on this thread?  It's probably in my best interest to remain speechless..

Ah, the Helen Keller approach