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Title: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Clutch-88 on November 25, 2008, 02:49:37 pm
Since most people believe JC has already won the 2A crown and could compete in the 3A, 4A, 5A, and 6A.  And since they can't play themselves.  How about Chuck Norris VS Junction City.  Your thoughts.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon_Slayer on November 25, 2008, 02:58:28 pm
My thought is that this thread is as moronic as the other twenty threads about JC. It's funny to me that so many on here seem to resent JC, yet they curiously can't keep from talking about them.  :-\
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: FD4 on November 25, 2008, 03:13:56 pm
No, it's great, it's a great thread.  It's like the time when my nephew and I were playing basketball with a play station.  We both took five Michael Jordan's against each other.  It was great.  Here is how it would play out.  Chuck would win and defer, giving JC the ball on a pooch kick.  Junction would score because the tackle made at the Norris 1 yard line was so dim you could not see it and the ref with the quad cane could not keep up with the play.  JC 6 CN 0.  On the kickoff, Chuck would return the kick to the JC 1 inch line where the same thing happend again.  This time after having successfully run a quarterback sneak behind the blocking of Chuck and Chuck, three times crossing the goal line but being denied the right to score.  JC wins, and the ref's get a handsome Xmas bonus.  JC goes on to get beat in the finals by non other than a resurrected Bruce Lee.

Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Clutch-88 on November 25, 2008, 03:17:14 pm
Quote from: Dragon_Slayer on November 25, 2008, 02:58:28 pm
My thought is that this thread is as moronic as the other twenty threads about JC. It's funny to me that so many on here seem to resent JC, yet they curiously can't keep from talking about them.  :-\

So you get my point.  There's a lot of football to be played before someone gets to take home the trophy.  The best team doesn't always win.  Sometimes it's the team that wants it the most.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on November 25, 2008, 03:52:09 pm
Quote from: FD4 on November 25, 2008, 03:13:56 pm
No, it's great, it's a great thread.  It's like the time when my nephew and I were playing basketball with a play station.  We both took five Michael Jordan's against each other.  It was great.  Here is how it would play out.  Chuck would win and defer, giving JC the ball on a pooch kick.  Junction would score because the tackle made at the Norris 1 yard line was so dim you could not see it and the ref with the quad cane could not keep up with the play.  JC 6 CN 0.  On the kickoff, Chuck would return the kick to the JC 1 inch line where the same thing happend again.  This time after having successfully run a quarterback sneak behind the blocking of Chuck and Chuck, three times crossing the goal line but being denied the right to score.  JC wins, and the ref's get a handsome Xmas bonus.  JC goes on to get beat in the finals by non other than a resurrected Bruce Lee.

Now, now. ::)

Coach Chuck would have had enough sense to have QB Chuck spike the ball. 

Then one of three things could have happened:
1)  PK Chuck could have attempted a field goal or
2)  QB Chuck could have thrown a pass to WR Chuck or
3)  RB Chuck could have run anywhere but up the gut.


Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: 4.4-40 on November 25, 2008, 04:06:37 pm
Maybe if the Dragons had any competition, we wouldnt have to bring Chuck into this.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Clutch-88 on November 25, 2008, 04:11:26 pm
Quote from: 4.4-40 on November 25, 2008, 04:06:37 pm
Maybe if the Dragons had any competition, we wouldnt have to bring Chuck into this.

Good news for JC, Chuck called, he's booked til Feb 2009. Can't make it to LR on Dec. 13.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: 4.4-40 on November 25, 2008, 04:14:26 pm
Phewwww that was a close one.  It would have been the immovable object against the unstopable force.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on November 25, 2008, 07:44:38 pm
Dont fall for it folks ......at least I'm not.   Everyone knows that Chuch can be two places at once!   duh...... ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: crapfirewhatitbe on November 25, 2008, 07:56:37 pm
Whos chuch
Quote from: Wilson on November 25, 2008, 07:44:38 pm<br />Dont fall for it folks ......at least I'm not.   Everyone knows that Chuch can be two places at once!   duh......<img src="http://fearlessfriday.com/yabbse/Smileys/classic/grin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="" onresizestart="return false;" id="smiley_1_grin.gif" /><br />
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: AF&B on November 25, 2008, 08:09:48 pm
Uhhh who said JC could compete in 4-6A? They need to be slap in the face.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on November 25, 2008, 10:22:04 pm
Quote from: crapfirewhatitbe on November 25, 2008, 07:56:37 pm
Whos chuch
Quote from: Wilson on November 25, 2008, 07:44:38 pm<br />Dont fall for it folks ......at least I'm not.   Everyone knows that Chuch can be two places at once!   duh......<img src="http://fearlessfriday.com/yabbse/Smileys/classic/grin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="" onresizestart="return false;" id="smiley_1_grin.gif" /><br />
Chuch is what Chuck's closest friends call him.

When I talked to him a short time ago, he had not even heard of this supposed match-up with the Dragons.  He was intrigued and wants to know if it is suppose to be in football or in "full contact" fighting.  If in football, he wanted to know if he got to fill out his team with his friends like Tony Romo.  If it is full contact, he wanted to know if it was one on one or exactly how it would work.  Does he get any breaks between bouts?  And who is paying the $3 million in either case?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon I on November 25, 2008, 10:28:45 pm
I'm starting to think that Chuck is actually #54 for the Dragons.  Although the dierkies think he is in no way D-1 material, he was in the back field EVERY PLAY last week, and dominates the line of scrimmage.  I can only think of ONE person that could do that.  It has to be chuck behind that #54!
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: AF&B on November 26, 2008, 09:52:39 pm
Quote from: Dragon I on November 25, 2008, 10:28:45 pm
I'm starting to think that Chuck is actually #54 for the Dragons.  Although the dierkies think he is in no way D-1 material, he was in the back field EVERY PLAY last week, and dominates the line of scrimmage.  I can only think of ONE person that could do that.  It has to be chuck behind that #54!
............are you 54?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around Junction City.

When the Dragons go to sleep every night, they check their closet for Chuck Norris.

Remember Junction City? They decided to quit after watching a Walker, Texas Ranger marathon on TV.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat Dragon legs. Hence, snakes.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Junction City invented pink.

Some people wear Dragons pajamas. The Dragons wear Chuck Norris pajamas.



Don't do anything stupid. I'm wanting to see JC in WMS!!
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on November 27, 2008, 09:11:26 am
Quote from: AF&B on November 26, 2008, 09:52:39 pm
Quote from: Dragon I on November 25, 2008, 10:28:45 pm
I'm starting to think that Chuck is actually #54 for the Dragons.  Although the dierkies think he is in no way D-1 material, he was in the back field EVERY PLAY last week, and dominates the line of scrimmage.  I can only think of ONE person that could do that.  It has to be chuck behind that #54!
............are you 54?

If you put #54 side-by-side with Dragon I, you could definitely tell the difference. 

D1 would be the one with SWB Syndrome.  (He's not alone, many of us suffer from the affliction.)

D1 did get to make a stop at the jewelry shop at the end of the '03 season. ;D

Maybe #54 will get to do that after the '08 season.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Coach Venny Slocombe on November 27, 2008, 09:42:04 am
Chuck is better than advertised, but I see JC in a nail biter.................

Junction City - 35
Chuck Norris - 34

Chuck can't kick extra points very well........... ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on November 27, 2008, 09:48:16 am
Quote from: Coach Venny Slocombe on November 27, 2008, 09:42:04 am
Chuck is better than advertised, but I see JC in a nail biter.................

Junction City - 35
Chuck Norris - 34

Chuck can't kick extra points very well........... ;D

What are these "extra points" of which you speak ??? 

Are they similar to these things we in Dragon land have heard of called "passes" ???

;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon I on November 27, 2008, 02:58:28 pm
LOL! Thats messed up Bleudog..........but very true!  LOL!!!!!!!  I'm not 54, but lets just say I've known him since he was a wee tot.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 12:32:52 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


Thanks Bill Nye.

The Madden says...
"Yes, turns out yellow and red make green, I found this out when I spilled yellow mustard on my red tie and it turned lime green not orange."
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 07:50:17 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


JSK, you are correct. It is the absence of light, not absence of color. Now back to Chuck vs. JC........

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the Dragons so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Police labeled the Dragons attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

The Dragons once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. They then cried themselves to sleep.

The Dragons want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be beaten by Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: footballfan on November 28, 2008, 10:23:13 am
i just don't get this man love thing with Chuck. .....
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on November 28, 2008, 10:37:37 am
Amelia was not killed over the south pacific......she died in a Japanese prison when they took her into custody in the Marshall Islands during her round the world flight.   They knew she was in fact gathering info for the United States Govt and used an emergency landing in the Marshall Islands as a cover to get more info.......Its FDR's fault.......


Now conspiracy theorists discuss amongst yourselves ;D


even if that didnt happen I dont figure she died until she crashed....so when she died she was in fact....no longer in flight. ;)


No manlove for Chuck FF......just the utmost respect for a man that powers the rotation of our earth by the energy he generates everyday just riding a stationary bike!......lol
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 03:49:46 pm
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd beat Junction City.

On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying Dragon back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the Dragon sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of beaten Dragons in his front yard.

The Dragons once beat Chuck Norris. They were then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 03:50:08 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 07:50:17 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


JSK, you are correct. It is the absence of light, not absence of color.
the absence of light is darkness.  Black is the absence of color thus you can see this type that appears to be black.  If there was no light, you could not see to differeniate between any color, all colors (white) and black.   
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 04:14:24 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 03:50:08 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 07:50:17 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


JSK, you are correct. It is the absence of light, not absence of color.
the absence of light is darkness.  Black is the absence of color thus you can see this type that appears to be black.  If there was no light, you could not see to differeniate between any color, all colors (white) and black.   


Ok, light waves (light) are what determines colors, and black is the absence of color. That has been said. The absence of light is the cause of the absence of color. Therefore, the absence of light would also be black.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 06:27:54 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 04:14:24 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 03:50:08 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 07:50:17 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


JSK, you are correct. It is the absence of light, not absence of color.
the absence of light is darkness.  Black is the absence of color thus you can see this type that appears to be black.  If there was no light, you could not see to differeniate between any color, all colors (white) and black.  


Ok, light waves (light) are what determines colors, and black is the absence of color. That has been said. The absence of light is the cause of the absence of color. Therefore, the absence of light would also be black.
At least you are getting close.  Do you think your blue shirt ceases to be blue just because there is no light?

Black holes
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jsk on November 28, 2008, 10:55:52 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 06:27:54 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 04:14:24 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 03:50:08 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 07:50:17 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


JSK, you are correct. It is the absence of light, not absence of color.
the absence of light is darkness.  Black is the absence of color thus you can see this type that appears to be black.  If there was no light, you could not see to differeniate between any color, all colors (white) and black.   


Ok, light waves (light) are what determines colors, and black is the absence of color. That has been said. The absence of light is the cause of the absence of color. Therefore, the absence of light would also be black.
At least you are getting close.  Do you think your blue shirt ceases to be blue just because there is no light?

Black holes
MAN, this is DEEP. If it is dark and it can't be seen then it does not look blue, it looks black. Yes, you are right. It still is blue, it just can not be seen. How ever does the blue show on the shirt, because of the light it is in or is it because of the dye. How did you know that I had a blue shirt any way?

If a tree falls in the woods and nothing is around too hear it does it make any sound?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 11:26:56 pm
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 10:55:52 pm
How did you know that I had a blue shirt any way?


I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jsk on November 28, 2008, 11:34:56 pm
OOHHH! I see.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 11:41:14 pm
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 10:55:52 pm
MAN, this is DEEP. If it is dark and it can't be seen then it does not look blue, it looks black. Yes, you are right. It still is blue, it just can not be seen. How ever does the blue show on the shirt, because of the light it is in or is it because of the dye. How did you know that I had a blue shirt any way?

If a tree falls in the woods and nothing is around too hear it does it make any sound?

You do know I am just having fun with this?

But everything I have said is "true" at least for most purposes.  Light is known as having dual characteristics.  In some ways it acts like a wave and in others it acts as a particle.  It takes Quantum Mechanics to truly get a grasp on it so it does get complex.

But on a basic level what the human eye perceives as "color" is the light waves reflecting off an object.  And the color "black" is considered to be the absence of color.   So when you see an object in full daylight (lots of light) and it appears to your eye to be "black", that means the light waves reflecting off that object more or less "cancel" each other and it appears to have no color.

see  http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/primarycolors/colorseparation/index.html]  (http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/primarycolors/colorseparation/index.html) or  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color) or even better read Isaac Asimov's book Asimov on Physics

As for the second question, the answer is no.  The tree falling produces sound waves but only the ear can translate sound waves into sound.  So without an ear to hear, there is no sound just sound waves.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jsk on November 29, 2008, 12:03:35 am
I am only having fun with this too. ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon I on November 29, 2008, 12:38:16 am
Strong played hard tonight.  JC came out flat and stayed that way.  They didn't help themselves when the fumbled on the 1 when they had first and goal.  The next series they had a wide open TD pass that was dropped with no Strong defender within 10 yards of the JC reciever.  They let Strong hang around and the Bulldogs took full advantage of the JC miscues.  The JC players all agreed after the game that if they play Carlisle like they did Strong they will be playing basketball in about 7 or 8 days.  In 2003 JC had a couple of very close games in the playoffs because of thier lack of focus and stupid turnovers and penalties.  Usually, the next week, they put together a solid week of practice and gave the team they were playing thier full attention and the games weren't even close.  Hopefully this team can put it together like they did five years ago. ;)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: hibbster10 on November 29, 2008, 01:35:04 am
yes JC could compete in 4a MAYBE but when it comes to them playing shilo christian they would get beat
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on November 29, 2008, 05:26:49 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 10:55:52 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 06:27:54 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 04:14:24 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 03:50:08 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 07:50:17 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


JSK, you are correct. It is the absence of light, not absence of color.
the absence of light is darkness.  Black is the absence of color thus you can see this type that appears to be black.  If there was no light, you could not see to differeniate between any color, all colors (white) and black.   


Ok, light waves (light) are what determines colors, and black is the absence of color. That has been said. The absence of light is the cause of the absence of color. Therefore, the absence of light would also be black.
At least you are getting close.  Do you think your blue shirt ceases to be blue just because there is no light?

Black holes
MAN, this is DEEP. If it is dark and it can't be seen then it does not look blue, it looks black. Yes, you are right. It still is blue, it just can not be seen. How ever does the blue show on the shirt, because of the light it is in or is it because of the dye. How did you know that I had a blue shirt any way?

If a tree falls in the woods and nothing is around too hear it does it make any sound?


If someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you give them your 2 cents, what happens to the other penny? RIP George Carlin
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on November 29, 2008, 08:30:15 am
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 29, 2008, 05:26:49 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 10:55:52 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 06:27:54 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 04:14:24 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 28, 2008, 03:50:08 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 28, 2008, 07:50:17 am
Quote from: jsk on November 28, 2008, 06:59:58 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


I thought that black was the absence of light.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.


JSK, you are correct. It is the absence of light, not absence of color.
the absence of light is darkness.  Black is the absence of color thus you can see this type that appears to be black.  If there was no light, you could not see to differeniate between any color, all colors (white) and black.  


Ok, light waves (light) are what determines colors, and black is the absence of color. That has been said. The absence of light is the cause of the absence of color. Therefore, the absence of light would also be black.
At least you are getting close.  Do you think your blue shirt ceases to be blue just because there is no light?

Black holes
MAN, this is DEEP. If it is dark and it can't be seen then it does not look blue, it looks black. Yes, you are right. It still is blue, it just can not be seen. How ever does the blue show on the shirt, because of the light it is in or is it because of the dye. How did you know that I had a blue shirt any way?

If a tree falls in the woods and nothing is around too hear it does it make any sound?


If someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you give them your 2 cents, what happens to the other penny? RIP George Carlin

The IRS got it.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on November 29, 2008, 01:57:23 pm
 ;D ROTFLMAO!! ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Bear09 on November 30, 2008, 04:30:59 pm
Look color is the way light is reflected off an object. If an object is blue it is because it absorbs all other colors but blue. Truth be known there are actually only 3 colors blue red and yellow everything else is just a mixture. You have black when an object absorbs all colors and white when an object reflects all colors. Hence you must have light to have colors.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: hothands on November 30, 2008, 09:46:11 pm
Objects appear to have color simply due to the reflection of light waves. An object that appears blue absorbs all waves except blue waves. Therefore if it is dark the object does not have any light waves to reflect so the color cannot be seen. For you deer hunters, this is why when you begin to be able to see in the morning things appear black and white and the color is hard to make out due to low light. All color really is is receptor cells in the eye reacting to the wavelenghts. For more insight take the blue pill and see just how deep the rabbit hole goes haha.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Horrendous on December 01, 2008, 01:55:04 am
Ok... to all of those JC fanatics that seem to think that JC could compete with the 4-6a is simply crazy...

And another big one is if a tree falls in a forest where noone can hear it does it make a sound????
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on December 01, 2008, 03:13:48 am
If a bear ****s in the woods, and no one is around, does it stink?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bearbacker52 on December 02, 2008, 02:35:57 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 01, 2008, 01:55:04 am
Ok... to all of those JC fanatics that seem to think that JC could compete with the 4-6a is simply crazy...

And another big one is if a tree falls in a forest where noone can hear it does it make a sound????
yep jc could compete with them without a doubt...kinda like arkansas not wanting to play arkansas state
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 02, 2008, 06:49:20 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 01, 2008, 01:55:04 am
Ok... to all of those JC fanatics that seem to think that JC could compete with the 4-6a is simply crazy...

And another big one is if a tree falls in a forest where noone can hear it does it make a sound????

already asked and answered.  You didn't read the posts above before posting?  Sound does not exist unless there is an ear to hear.

Oh and most of the people posting about J.C. competing against bigger schools are not even from J.C.   
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: 4.4-40 on December 02, 2008, 08:08:51 am
Sound is energy, a tree falling creates energy.  If a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, it DOES still make a sound. :)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 02, 2008, 08:18:48 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 02, 2008, 06:49:20 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 01, 2008, 01:55:04 am
Ok... to all of those JC fanatics that seem to think that JC could compete with the 4-6a is simply crazy...

And another big one is if a tree falls in a forest where noone can hear it does it make a sound????

already asked and answered.  You didn't read the posts above before posting?  Sound does not exist unless there is an ear to hear.

Oh and most of the people posting about J.C. competing against bigger schools are not even from J.C.   



Yeah I am seeing what your saying Tim......but aren't "soundwaves" still made?    I know in the general definition of sound your right......but to be more of a scientist.....wouldn't they say that sound waves are created?     

Also to go back to the Strong game......would a fast Dragon be not as fast on a muddy field?    Would a cut back runner not be able to cut as well on a muddy field?    Would a athletic team that is not so disciplined (i.e. Strong) be able to not worry about over persuing and missing a cut back if the field was a muddy mess?     All logical questions that could explain a closer score.    Shake up the 8 ball and give me an answer to those question oracle if you are out there.....lol
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bearbacker52 on December 02, 2008, 09:27:07 am
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 02, 2008, 08:08:51 am
Sound is energy, a tree falling creates energy.  If a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, it DOES still make a sound. :)
this saying is equal to that how do you catch a bird.. put salt on the tail... If a tree fell how did you know it fell...
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 02, 2008, 10:50:57 am
I tried putting salt on a birds tail before BB52.....it just didnt work......little boogers wouldnt sit still and let me walk up on them ;)


Now snails is a different matter!    Many a snail met an untimely demise due to my mothers salt shaker back when I was a destructive 7 year old ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Horrendous on December 02, 2008, 01:04:06 pm
Quote from: bearbacker52 on December 02, 2008, 02:35:57 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 01, 2008, 01:55:04 am
Ok... to all of those JC fanatics that seem to think that JC could compete with the 4-6a is simply crazy...

And another big one is if a tree falls in a forest where noone can hear it does it make a sound????
yep jc could compete with them without a doubt...kinda like arkansas not wanting to play arkansas state

I didn't necessarily say that they were from JC.... Just that they were JC fanatics.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 02, 2008, 03:36:09 pm
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 02, 2008, 08:08:51 am
Sound is energy, a tree falling creates energy.  If a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, it DOES still make a sound. :)

No Wilson is correct.  Sound waves are created, but only the ear can convert sound waves to sound.  Sound waves and sound are not the same.  There are a lot of sound waves that the human can not hear. 
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: 4.4-40 on December 02, 2008, 03:54:45 pm
So are all the animals in these woods deaf?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 02, 2008, 05:24:21 pm
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 02, 2008, 03:54:45 pm
So are all the animals in these woods deaf?

No they usually have ears.  Which is why the ? says "and nothing is around to hear" rather than anyone.  And it is why I phrased my response as I did - there is no sound unless there are ears to hear.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 02, 2008, 09:28:07 pm
What if an audio recorder was out there and no human ears?     The sound waves are created.........and recorded..

Then in a office that had a guy in it with a huge pocket protector manning the playback......turns the volume down but leaves the sound bars up on the computer screen?........Its shows the spike in sound.......but yet we dont hear it..............then what.........oh.......dang.......I just sprained my brain.......I am out at the least a week and need to go in early in the morning for treatment. ;) ;D ;D


This is getting out of hand.........


Cant we say something along the lines of Chuck Norris doesnt make sound.........he concentrates for a second and sound just appears out of nowhere? ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 02, 2008, 09:59:01 pm
Quote from: Wilson on December 02, 2008, 09:28:07 pm
What if an audio recorder was out there and no human ears?     The sound waves are created.........and recorded..

Then in a office that had a guy in it with a huge pocket protector manning the playback......turns the volume down but leaves the sound bars up on the computer screen?........Its shows the spike in sound.......but yet we dont hear it..............then what.........oh.......dang.......I just sprained my brain.......I am out at the least a week and need to go in early in the morning for treatment. ;) ;D ;D


This is getting out of hand.........


Cant we say something along the lines of Chuck Norris doesnt make sound.........he concentrates for a second and sound just appears out of nowhere? ;D

It's not my fault I received an education before I moved to the Junction City school district ;)

Chuck doesn't make a popping sound (sort of like a sonic boom) when he materializes (assuming there are ears to hear)?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 03, 2008, 12:31:04 am
Chuck doesnt break the speed of sound when he sprints........there is a whole new measurement.    Its called the speed of Chuck.   He breaks the Chuck barrier in other words.   And instead of a sonic boom you hear a very loud sound that is a perfect duplication of when one of his cowboy boots kicks a perp in the jaw! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on December 03, 2008, 07:27:17 am
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost  
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: 4.4-40 on December 03, 2008, 07:33:09 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 02, 2008, 05:24:21 pm
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 02, 2008, 03:54:45 pm
So are all the animals in these woods deaf?

No they usually have ears.  Which is why the ? says "and nothing is around to hear" rather than anyone.  And it is why I phrased my response as I did - there is no sound unless there are ears to hear.

God is omnipresent.  So this scenario could never work :D.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 03, 2008, 08:52:59 am
Outlaw39 you have a PM
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 03, 2008, 07:17:35 pm
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 03, 2008, 07:33:09 am
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 02, 2008, 05:24:21 pm
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 02, 2008, 03:54:45 pm
So are all the animals in these woods deaf?


No they usually have ears.  Which is why the ? says "and nothing is around to hear" rather than anyone.  And it is why I phrased my response as I did - there is no sound unless there are ears to hear.

God is omnipresent.  So this scenario could never work :D.
you presume God hears with ears?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: 4.4-40 on December 04, 2008, 02:07:17 am
No, but Jesus does and according to the trinity He, God, and the Holy Spirit are 3 in one, thus there are a set of ears somewhere in there :P.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on December 04, 2008, 03:44:39 am
Quote from: Wilson on December 03, 2008, 08:52:59 am
Outlaw39 you have a PM


Got it.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jsk on December 04, 2008, 05:28:48 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 02, 2008, 01:04:06 pm
Quote from: bearbacker52 on December 02, 2008, 02:35:57 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 01, 2008, 01:55:04 am
Ok... to all of those JC fanatics that seem to think that JC could compete with the 4-6a is simply crazy...

And another big one is if a tree falls in a forest where noone can hear it does it make a sound????
yep jc could compete with them without a doubt...kinda like arkansas not wanting to play arkansas state

I didn't necessarily say that they were from JC.... Just that they were JC fanatics.

Ok TDN, correct me if I'm wrong and I know you will. But  isn't fan an abbreviation of fanatic?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: FD4 on December 04, 2008, 07:46:54 am
This was great, I get a science lesson for free, remember, sound waves move faster in some mediums than others.  As for the speed of Chuck, and the Chuck barrier, only Chuck Yeager could break that barrier in rocket powered plane.  As for JC and bigger schools, wellllllllll, Shiloh did it quite well back in the Josh Floyd days.  But JC is for a lot of us, that little school with the big punch.  They take their football to heart, something a lot of schools just don't have anymore.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: dragonator on December 04, 2008, 09:56:49 am
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 09:51:18 am
Until Junction gets into another conference f@#k them. Theyre battling teams that have no chance. Anyone can put up 60 pts on PC, Strong, Norphlet, Hampton, Smackover (catch my drift). Put em in another conference and see how they fair


Yeah, they have so much tougher teams in other conferences.  ::)

If you would like to volunteer to pay the travel expenses for the Dragons, I'm sure they would be glad to move into a real power conference.  ::)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 04, 2008, 10:28:28 am
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 09:51:18 am
Until Junction gets into another conference f@#k them. Theyre battling teams that have no chance. Anyone can put up 60 pts on PC, Strong, Norphlet, Hampton, Smackover (catch my drift). Put em in another conference and see how they fair

Man, El Dorado has a good season every 7 years or so and some of the kids get all froggy. ::)

Based on a handful of posters of FF, I'm really getting concerned the El Dorado Promise is attracting a questionable group of people to good ol' EHS. 
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: IBM on December 04, 2008, 01:57:31 pm
Being a total moron has nothing to do with your GPA....as you are proving with each post you make! ::)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 04, 2008, 02:15:34 pm
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 02:12:15 pm
Oh am i pissing you guys off? hmmm...maybe it would convince yall to try to get teams worth playing on your schedule. Forget all the crap about the size of your school. Thats complete bull you guys need to play in at least 4A and you know it. oh i guess that makes me a moron because you guys have no comp and i dont think youre as good as you feel you are? haha junction psssshhhhh....yea rite i dont care how many championship games yall make it to, until you go through some worthy opponents then it doesnt matter. Beat Texarkana, beat Lake Hamilton heck beat Benton and then brag. Your wins dont mean crap. Man im done on this

Promises, promises. ::)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 04, 2008, 02:54:43 pm
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 01:51:27 pm
First of all, even on our worst day Junction couldnt f!@k with us. 2nd how much trouble would it be to travel from Junction to Camden? 3rd dont worry about what we have going on. Sounds to me like youre kinda jealous that yall didnt get it. and if you think im such a moron check my GPA homie. Put em in another conference and see how they do. heck put em in at least 5A if theyre that good.



Ok.....I got a feeling your kinda confused here.  Even with the high GPA.   First.......if you are talking conferences.......JC is in a conference that had 4 of the final 8 teams in AA......That would be half if your not up to speed.   Second......if you are talking "Class" like say 4A......or 5A.....or the watered down 6 and 7A......then say "Class".....not conference.     


Like I have said many times.......the numbers of "A's" by your name has nothing to do with how good your team really plays.    Its up to the players on the field.    If someone thinks just because a town is half the size of another one.....the bigger town has the better players.    They would be wrong more times than not.   Look at Van Buren........Largest school (numbers wise) in Arkansas......and Most teams in JC's conference would beat them.    If the team is not any good its not any good.....on any scale you plan to use to judge it.     In ALL the surrounding states lower teams play higher class teams and beat them off and on every year.    Arkansas is just stuck in the old habit of not playing down to often unless your in 3A or 4A.     I know for a fact that Eldo "WILL NOT" play JC.     There is not for them to gain by playing them.....so they don't......and before you get the gears turning on that high GPA of your sparky I know from the source that ELdo wont play JC..........THE SOURCE .......that would be the guy who makes out the schedule.....or at least he used to.    He told me though that Eldo's thoughts on playing JC or any county school in football would not change.       Now I am not saying that JC would be Eldo........I know they would give them a heck of a game if they didn't.    I also know that the 03 team from JC would have made Eldo cry uncle.   


Now everyone discuss amongst yourselves ;)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 04, 2008, 02:55:51 pm
Oh.....and Chuck Norris would kick your butt too! ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon I on December 04, 2008, 02:58:17 pm
So, what your saying is, a team that only has 30 players, has to beat teams that dress out between 60 and 100, to prove they are a good team, rather than beating teams that are in thier classification.  Your idiocy is amazing.  According to you, El Dorado has proven nothing unless they beat Bastrop, West Monroe, Evangel, John Curtis, E Trinity, La Tech, LSU, Texas, USC, New Orleans Saints, Giants, and the Titans. 

You see, or maybe you don't, but that makes no sense. 
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 03:12:40 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 03, 2008, 07:17:35 pm
you presume God hears with ears?
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 04, 2008, 02:07:17 am
No, but Jesus does and according to the trinity He, God, and the Holy Spirit are 3 in one, thus there are a set of ears somewhere in there :P.
Once Jesus ascended, there were no "ears" left on Earth to hear so there goes your Theory on Jesus being the one of the Trinity to hear the sound waves using ears to convert it to sound.

 
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 03:18:37 pm
Quote from: jsk on December 04, 2008, 05:28:48 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 02, 2008, 01:04:06 pm
Quote from: bearbacker52 on December 02, 2008, 02:35:57 am
Quote from: Horrendous on December 01, 2008, 01:55:04 am
Ok... to all of those JC fanatics that seem to think that JC could compete with the 4-6a is simply crazy...

And another big one is if a tree falls in a forest where noone can hear it does it make a sound????
yep jc could compete with them without a doubt...kinda like arkansas not wanting to play arkansas state

I didn't necessarily say that they were from JC.... Just that they were JC fanatics.

Ok TDN, correct me if I'm wrong and I know you will. But  isn't fan an abbreviation of fanatic?

Fan derives from fanatic but is not an abbreviation.  It is like my name Tim.  Tim is a shortened form of Timothy.  But yes the word "fan" derives from the word fanatic
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 03:22:07 pm
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 01:51:27 pm
First of all, even on our worst day Junction couldnt f!@k with us. 2nd how much trouble would it be to travel from Junction to Camden? 3rd dont worry about what we have going on. Sounds to me like youre kinda jealous that yall didnt get it. and if you think im such a moron check my GPA homie. Put em in another conference and see how they do. heck put em in at least 5A if theyre that good.

What does your G.P.A. have to do with it?  Based on your posts so far, your G.P.A. should be about 1.75  That is about where your grammar scores on the 4th grade level here.  If your G.P.A. is higher than that, perhaps you should consider moving to a tougher school.  They are grading way too lenient.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 04, 2008, 03:27:06 pm
Quote from: Dragon I on December 04, 2008, 02:58:17 pm
So, what your saying is, a team that only has 30 players, has to beat teams that dress out between 60 and 100, to prove they are a good team, rather than beating teams that are in thier classification.  Your idiocy is amazing.  According to you, El Dorado has proven nothing unless they beat Bastrop, West Monroe, Evangel, John Curtis, E Trinity, La Tech, LSU, Texas, USC, New Orleans Saints, Giants, and the Titans. 

You see, or maybe you don't, but that makes no sense. 

Now D1, when those Wildcats play up they don't do so well, they'd rather pick on those little ol' 5A schools.

Sep 05  Camden Fairview (5A-SW) Won 31-27
Sep 12  North Little Rock (7A-Central) Lost 3-8
Sep 19  Magnolia (5A-SW) Won 42-7


Got to hand it to those 6A principals and superintendents though, they got rid of those big bad NEA and Little Rock schools:

Bentonville Tigers
Bryant Hornets
Cabot Panthers
Conway Wampus Cats
Fayetteville Purple Dogs
Fort Smith Northside Grizzlies
Fort Smith Southside Rebels
Little Rock Catholic Rockets
Little Rock Central Tigers
North Little Rock Charging Wildcats
Rogers Mountaineers
Rogers Heritage War Eagles
Russellville Cyclones
Springdale Bulldogs
Springdale Har-Ber Wildcats
Van Buren Pointers

so a "6A" school only has to be better than 15 schools to win a "state championship."
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: footballfan on December 04, 2008, 03:30:40 pm
Remember the episode of Saturday Night Live with William Shatner, when he played Capt. Kirk at a fan club show? He finally told some of the guys there to "get a life." I'm about to go there with you Chuck Norris guys!!!!!
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon_Slayer on December 04, 2008, 03:54:21 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 03:12:40 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 03, 2008, 07:17:35 pm
you presume God hears with ears?
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 04, 2008, 02:07:17 am
No, but Jesus does and according to the trinity He, God, and the Holy Spirit are 3 in one, thus there are a set of ears somewhere in there :P.
Once Jesus ascended, there were no "ears" left on Earth to hear so there goes your Theory on Jesus being the one of the Trinity to hear the sound waves using ears to convert it to sound.

 


Gentlemen, the scriptures also say that " with the mouth confessions is made unto salvation" so God is listening.  :)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 04, 2008, 07:00:31 pm
Quote from: footballfan on December 04, 2008, 03:30:40 pm
Remember the episode of Saturday Night Live with William Shatner, when he played Capt. Kirk at a fan club show? He finally told some of the guys there to "get a life." I'm about to go there with you Chuck Norris guys!!!!!



FF be careful what you say.......he knows all........Like I said.....he is an entity!


I cant believe you have never received any of those emails that run through what all he can do....lol......like I have said....it is some of the funniest things I have ever read.   
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 08:15:56 pm
Quote from: Dragon_Slayer on December 04, 2008, 03:54:21 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 03:12:40 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 03, 2008, 07:17:35 pm
you presume God hears with ears?
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 04, 2008, 02:07:17 am
No, but Jesus does and according to the trinity He, God, and the Holy Spirit are 3 in one, thus there are a set of ears somewhere in there :P.
Once Jesus ascended, there were no "ears" left on Earth to hear so there goes your Theory on Jesus being the one of the Trinity to hear the sound waves using ears to convert it to sound.

 


Gentlemen, the scriptures also say that " with the mouth confessions is made unto salvation" so God is listening.  :)

Are you saying God needs ears to hear?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 08:28:14 pm
Quote from: Wilson on December 04, 2008, 07:00:31 pm
Quote from: footballfan on December 04, 2008, 03:30:40 pm
Remember the episode of Saturday Night Live with William Shatner, when he played Capt. Kirk at a fan club show? He finally told some of the guys there to "get a life." I'm about to go there with you Chuck Norris guys!!!!!



FF be careful what you say.......he knows all........Like I said.....he is an entity!


I cant believe you have never received any of those emails that run through what all he can do....lol......like I have said....it is some of the funniest things I have ever read.   

I am afraid I missed out on both - the SNL episode and the email forwards.  Then again it is possible I got the forwarded emails and just trashed them unopened.  After 20 years on the internet, I sometimes get tired of forwards.  You wouldn't believe how often the same ones get recycled.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: CHSBISON77 on December 04, 2008, 10:08:47 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 08:28:14 pm
Quote from: Wilson on December 04, 2008, 07:00:31 pm
Quote from: footballfan on December 04, 2008, 03:30:40 pm
Remember the episode of Saturday Night Live with William Shatner, when he played Capt. Kirk at a fan club show? He finally told some of the guys there to "get a life." I'm about to go there with you Chuck Norris guys!!!!!



FF be careful what you say.......he knows all........Like I said.....he is an entity!


I cant believe you have never received any of those emails that run through what all he can do....lol......like I have said....it is some of the funniest things I have ever read.   

I am afraid I missed out on both - the SNL episode and the email forwards.  Then again it is possible I got the forwarded emails and just trashed them unopened.  After 20 years on the internet, I sometimes get tired of forwards.  You wouldn't believe how often the same ones get recycled.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

a site full of Chuck Norris-e goodness  ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: AF&B on December 04, 2008, 11:24:09 pm
Once again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon_Slayer on December 04, 2008, 11:32:07 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 08:15:56 pm
Quote from: Dragon_Slayer on December 04, 2008, 03:54:21 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 04, 2008, 03:12:40 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on December 03, 2008, 07:17:35 pm
you presume God hears with ears?
Quote from: 4.4-40 on December 04, 2008, 02:07:17 am
No, but Jesus does and according to the trinity He, God, and the Holy Spirit are 3 in one, thus there are a set of ears somewhere in there :P.
Once Jesus ascended, there were no "ears" left on Earth to hear so there goes your Theory on Jesus being the one of the Trinity to hear the sound waves using ears to convert it to sound.

 


Gentlemen, the scriptures also say that " with the mouth confessions is made unto salvation" so God is listening.  :)

Are you saying God needs ears to hear?

I am not saying that at all.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon_Slayer on December 04, 2008, 11:35:20 pm
Quote from: AF&B on December 04, 2008, 11:24:09 pm
Once again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.

If you want to compare the program at JC with the Jesseville program, I think you've been slapped too hard.  ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: tdn (Tim) on December 05, 2008, 06:14:16 am
Quote from: AF&B on December 04, 2008, 11:24:09 pm
Once again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.
If you look back at 2003 I think you will see that JC competed very well against 3A competition at that time so your assumptions are false.  There is no question that JC would be hurt at depth at the higher levels but there is also no question that the 2003 team would have been competitive against any team in the state that year - any classification - on a one game basis.  Playing everygame against schools who are much larger?  No.  But one game - yes.

Haven't seen this year's team so I'll just say that IF they are as good as the '03 team, then yes they would beat many higher classifications schools.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: 4.4-40 on December 05, 2008, 09:06:10 am
Chuck Norris hears all.  There can never be a tree fall without him hearing.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 09:09:23 am
Class 3A? Man thats not too much bigger than Class 2A and you know it. If Junction is as good as everyone is making them out to be then at least let them battle some Class 4A teams. Everytime they play you can pretty much call the score and its not even fair to match at team against them 99% of the time in Class 2A
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 05, 2008, 09:16:04 am
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 02:12:15 pm
Oh am i pissing you guys off? hmmm...maybe it would convince yall to try to get teams worth playing on your schedule. Forget all the crap about the size of your school. Thats complete bull you guys need to play in at least 4A and you know it. oh i guess that makes me a moron because you guys have no comp and i dont think youre as good as you feel you are? haha junction psssshhhhh....yea rite i dont care how many championship games yall make it to, until you go through some worthy opponents then it doesnt matter. Beat Texarkana, beat Lake Hamilton heck beat Benton and then brag. Your wins dont mean crap. Man im done on this

Quote from: bleudog on December 04, 2008, 02:15:34 pm
Promises, promises. ::)

Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 09:09:23 am
Class 3A? Man thats not too much bigger than Class 2A and you know it. If Junction is as good as everyone is making them out to be then at least let them battle some Class 4A teams. Everytime they play you can pretty much call the score and its not even fair to match at team against them 99% of the time in Class 2A

Didn't think he was really done. ::)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: IBM on December 05, 2008, 09:22:57 am
He just can't stop sharing all that wisdom...... the high GPA just tells him to keep enlighting us poor AA fans.... ::)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 09:33:08 am
Dude....shut up. Beat some teams worth actually playing and then talk. Oh never mind yall are happy with Bullsh!t championships...my bad
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 05, 2008, 09:49:43 am
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 02:12:15 pm
Oh am i pissing you guys off? hmmm...maybe it would convince yall to try to get teams worth playing on your schedule. Forget all the crap about the size of your school. Thats complete bull you guys need to play in at least 4A and you know it. oh i guess that makes me a moron because you guys have no comp and i dont think youre as good as you feel you are? haha junction psssshhhhh....yea rite i dont care how many championship games yall make it to, until you go through some worthy opponents then it doesnt matter. Beat Texarkana, beat Lake Hamilton heck beat Benton and then brag. Your wins dont mean crap. Man im done on this

Quote from: bleudog on December 04, 2008, 02:15:34 pm
Promises, promises. ::)

Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 09:09:23 am
Class 3A? Man thats not too much bigger than Class 2A and you know it. If Junction is as good as everyone is making them out to be then at least let them battle some Class 4A teams. Everytime they play you can pretty much call the score and its not even fair to match at team against them 99% of the time in Class 2A

Didn't think he was really done. ::)

Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 09:33:08 am
Dude....shut up. Beat some teams worth actually playing and then talk. Oh never mind yall are happy with Bullsh!t championships...my bad

Still not done ???
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: OleMissRebel8 on December 05, 2008, 09:52:51 am
I dont know why everybody thinks jc is god and can compete with 5a and 6a. They play teams like Gurdon and they are 3a and finish with a record of 2-8. Gurdon's two wins came against Parkers Chapel (1-9) and Drew Centrals JV team (2-8). Make sure next time to play someone with a record better than 2-8.  ::)  So dont say they can beat teams from 5a and 6a. Yall act like they are God or something.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 05, 2008, 09:53:09 am
Quote from: IBM on December 05, 2008, 09:22:57 am
He just can't stop sharing all that wisdom...... the high GPA just tells him to keep enlighting us poor AA fans.... ::)

Being as ignorant as I am, I always thought the 6A was the manufactured classification.  AAA created a new classification with the largest 16 schools in the state just so the next largest 16 no longer have to compete with NEA and Little Rock schools.  That way those second largest 16 can win their "championship."
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon I on December 05, 2008, 11:30:08 am
AAA got tired of hearing all of the now "6A" schools cry about not being able to compete with the NW Arkansas schools.  It's P enis envy.  So the AD's at the 6A schools cried until they got thier own classification.  Now, go win your watered down Title.

JC has to beg people to play them.  That is whe each year they have open dates.  2 and 3 and 4A schoold don't want to play them, and 5,6,and 7 A schools say, "We have nothing to prove by playing them."   
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 05, 2008, 12:17:43 pm
You keep saying play teams in 4 through 7A........well I will tell you this one more time.    Now take time to read this real S-L-O-W. A 4A team might play JC but  teams in 5-7A will not play the best teams in AA.....they have nothing to gain and everything to lose.   Kinda like when Michigan was beaten by App State last year.   How do I know this?    I have friends who are coaches at the higher levels....and I just might be friends with an AD at a (YIKES) 6A school!    Oh no....those folks must be missinformed also huh?    Now you go and win your a State title in 6A where you can thump your chest and say.   "We are #1.....out of 16 schools"

I really do hope Eldo wins......altough I know it will be a tough one having already had the daylights beaten out of you by the team your playing in the finals.   Maybe they will overlook yall because of that win.  Who knows....but go and get that trophey........and when your on the way home you could stop by all the other 15 towns that play 6A football and rub it in their face too!    With only 15 other teams it shouldnt take to long!     Go get 'em Cats!    Better win it while you can....word is they are going to double up in the number of teams in your class next year......32 teams!!!!   
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 01:43:32 pm
Well beg some worthy opponents then!!! Beg Warren, beg somebody other than the sorry butt teams yall have been playing. Lets see yall run with some big dogs. Man dragons....yall would have that flame put out in a minute.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bearclawfan on December 05, 2008, 02:06:50 pm
Quote from: AF&B on December 04, 2008, 11:24:09 pm
Once again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.
I said it , still believe it so get to slappin ! You can't prove me wrong can you ? ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 05, 2008, 02:35:28 pm
Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 04, 2008, 02:12:15 pm
Oh am i pissing you guys off? hmmm...maybe it would convince yall to try to get teams worth playing on your schedule. Forget all the crap about the size of your school. Thats complete bull you guys need to play in at least 4A and you know it. oh i guess that makes me a moron because you guys have no comp and i dont think youre as good as you feel you are? haha junction psssshhhhh....yea rite i dont care how many championship games yall make it to, until you go through some worthy opponents then it doesnt matter. Beat Texarkana, beat Lake Hamilton heck beat Benton and then brag. Your wins dont mean crap. Man im done on this

Quote from: bleudog on December 04, 2008, 02:15:34 pm
Promises, promises. ::)

Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 09:09:23 am
Class 3A? Man thats not too much bigger than Class 2A and you know it. If Junction is as good as everyone is making them out to be then at least let them battle some Class 4A teams. Everytime they play you can pretty much call the score and its not even fair to match at team against them 99% of the time in Class 2A

Didn't think he was really done. ::)

Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 09:33:08 am
Dude....shut up. Beat some teams worth actually playing and then talk. Oh never mind yall are happy with Bullsh!t championships...my bad

Still not done ???

Quote from: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 05, 2008, 01:43:32 pm
Well beg some worthy opponents then!!! Beg Warren, beg somebody other than the sorry butt teams yall have been playing. Lets see yall run with some big dogs. Man dragons....yall would have that flame put out in a minute.

This kid's worse than that Energizer bunny.  ::)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on December 05, 2008, 02:37:53 pm
The hits just keep on coming dont they bleudog? ;D

Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 05, 2008, 02:58:35 pm
Quote from: OleMissRebel8 on December 05, 2008, 09:52:51 am
I dont know why everybody thinks jc is god and can compete with 5a and 6a. They play teams like Gurdon and they are 3a and finish with a record of 2-8. Gurdon's two wins came against Parkers Chapel (1-9) and Drew Centrals JV team (2-8). Make sure next time to play someone with a record better than 2-8.  ::)  So dont say they can beat teams from 5a and 6a. Yall act like they are God or something.

According to the Calpreps folks, looks like it might have been an interesting six years.

[2008] El Dorado (AR) 28,      [2007] Junction City (AR) 21
[2007] Junction City (AR) 24, [2007] El Dorado (AR) 22
[2006] Junction City (AR) 24, [2006] El Dorado (AR) 17
[2005] Junction City (AR) 31, [2005] El Dorado (AR) 17
[2004] El Dorado (AR) 31,      [2004] Junction City (AR) 14
[2003] Junction City (AR) 28, [2003] El Dorado (AR) 21

Now don't get me wrong, I think a good big public school team beats a good small public school team on a fairly regular basis.  But all big public schools aren't good all years. ;D

Still think if Chuck Norris were on the roster 30 times, that would be tough team for anybody to beat. ;D (even playing those big bad 7A teams. :o)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on December 05, 2008, 03:01:13 pm
Quote from: Wilson on December 05, 2008, 02:37:53 pm
The hits just keep on coming dont they bleudog? ;D

Yeah Wilson, with young cuzi there and those other three 'cats with those SEC teams at the front of their FF names (although it looks like there might be some hope for the UGA one), somebody must have posted something to make the "E D" Mafia mad. ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jsk on December 06, 2008, 12:45:44 pm
Quote from: AF&B on December 04, 2008, 11:24:09 pm
Once again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.

MAN PLEASE!!! Bigger programs don't make better teams. I believe you would be surprised. I not saying that we would dominate but we would compete. We are not Jessieville!!!
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Cuzimon220getsome! on December 08, 2008, 09:29:27 am
Quote from: jsk on December 06, 2008, 12:45:44 pm
Quote from: AF&B on December 04, 2008, 11:24:09 pmOnce again I say: Whoever think JC can compete in 4,5 and 6A need to be slapped so hard they can't think anymore. Heck I don't think JC could stand a chance in 3A. Didn't Jessieville say the same? Look where they are at.
MAN PLEASE!!! Bigger programs don't make better teams. I believe you would be surprised. I not saying that we would dominate but we would compete. We are not Jessieville!!!

Bigger programs dont always make better teams but if JC is so good get em some comp and stop putting them up against crash test dummies.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 09:35:42 am
this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon I on December 08, 2008, 09:44:53 am
^ Not true, I just watched him do a live info-mertial for "The Home Gym."  He was talking to Coach Carpenter at one point asking how do you get a 180 pound kid to Bench Press 390lbs, because that is "Chuckesque."  Also wanted to know how you get a 295lb man child to run a 4.9 40 and BP 390+, because "I thought I was the only person that could accomplish such feats."
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 09:47:38 am
Quote from: Dragon I on December 08, 2008, 09:44:53 am<br />^ Not true, I just watched him do a live info-mertial for "The Home Gym."  He was talking to Coach Carpenter at one point asking how do you get a 180 pound kid to Bench Press 390lbs, because that is "Chuckesque."  Also wanted to know how you get a 295lb man child to run a 4.9 40 and BP 390+, because "I thought I was the only person that could accomplish such feats."<br />
U didnt notice that the info comm. was live from eagle gym,huh?
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bearbacker52 on December 08, 2008, 09:53:51 am
Quote from: pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 09:47:38 am
Quote from: Dragon I on December 08, 2008, 09:44:53 am<br />^ Not true, I just watched him do a live info-mertial for "The Home Gym."  He was talking to Coach Carpenter at one point asking how do you get a 180 pound kid to Bench Press 390lbs, because that is "Chuckesque."  Also wanted to know how you get a 295lb man child to run a 4.9 40 and BP 390+, because "I thought I was the only person that could accomplish such feats."<br />
U didnt notice that the info comm. was live from eagle gym,huh?
Also, in the fine print at the bottom chuck admits that one hundred of him could not whip jc..
been to war memorial and lost been there done that, now frankenstein will know...
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 09:57:25 am
52, the eagles will be there sat. nite but they might lose but u know what they still beat the bears12-7
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bear backer on December 08, 2008, 09:59:59 am
Quote from: pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 09:35:42 am
this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.
Boy you are mouthing with the Big Boys now and you will loose here and at Little Rock
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 10:02:48 am
Quote from: bear backer on December 08, 2008, 09:59:59 am<br />
Quote from: pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 09:35:42 am<br />this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.<br />
Boy you are mouthing with the Big Boys now and you will loose here and at Little Rock<br />
its all good b.b. was just tryin too have a little fun but u peeps take it too personal......
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bear backer on December 08, 2008, 10:11:11 am
you will too when yall loose to JC ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bearbacker52 on December 08, 2008, 10:14:17 am
Quote from: pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 10:02:48 am
Quote from: bear backer on December 08, 2008, 09:59:59 am<br />
Quote from: pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 09:35:42 am<br />this just in from D.A. SCHOOLS, Chuck Norris just enrolled and will be available too play Sat. night. GOOD LUCK J.C.<br />
Boy you are mouthing with the Big Boys now and you will loose here and at Little Rock<br />
its all good b.b. was just tryin too have a little fun but u peeps take it too personal......

hey man, click on your personal messages at the top sent you one
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Pick_DA_EAGLES on December 08, 2008, 10:24:52 am
hey 52 do the same
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: outlaw39 on May 15, 2009, 11:33:45 am
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Eddie Goodson on September 15, 2009, 05:16:00 pm
Bump. Some real gems in this thread.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Eddie Goodson on September 15, 2009, 05:18:31 pm
Quote from: tdn (Tim) on November 27, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
Quote from: outlaw39 on November 27, 2008, 05:49:33 am

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.


Hate to break it to you, but black isn't a color.  Yeah I know people call it a color, but it isn't.  Black is the absence of color while white is the presence of all colors.  All colors come from light or more properly light waves.  The wavelength of the light wave determines the color you perceive. ROYGBIV is the common acronym for the light spectrum.

Science lesson for the day.
Pure gold.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Eddie Goodson on September 15, 2009, 05:19:39 pm
Quote from: Wilson on December 03, 2008, 12:31:04 am
Chuck doesnt break the speed of sound when he sprints........there is a whole new measurement.    Its called the speed of Chuck.   He breaks the Chuck barrier in other words.   And instead of a sonic boom you hear a very loud sound that is a perfect duplication of when one of his cowboy boots kicks a perp in the jaw! ;D ;D ;D
Another jewel.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on September 15, 2009, 05:33:27 pm
OOOOOOHHHH SNAAAPPPPP    He done went and broke out Chuck early this year!....

Outlaw39 ......where you at?........



This one may be on this thread somewhere already.....but its one of my favorites so I will post it again....

Chuck Norris does not recognize the periodic table of elements........Because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise!....     ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jac12_06 on September 15, 2009, 06:47:41 pm
Too many more posts about Chuck Norris and he'll roundhouse kick all of us to the next time we're all talkin about him on here.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Wilson on September 15, 2009, 07:31:58 pm
But if he roundhouse kicks you into the future?.....how would you really know?.....I mean, outside of the dislocated jaw  ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: jac12_06 on September 15, 2009, 08:04:16 pm
He'll come to the future and tell you what he did and then do it again..
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Eddie Goodson on June 08, 2010, 02:55:15 pm
Quote from: 4.4-40 on November 25, 2008, 04:06:37 pm
Maybe if the Dragons had any competition, we wouldnt have to bring Chuck into this.
This is high, high quality smack talk. The epicness of this thread is great. I love TDN's disertation on light and dark. Most definitely the most intellectual thread derail in FF history.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: JC back-2-back on August 19, 2010, 08:11:29 pm
Read the profile name! Nuff said...  ;D
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Eddie Goodson on March 16, 2012, 05:04:25 pm
This is one of my favorite threads in FF history. Enjoyed rereading it.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: cuz on April 19, 2012, 01:35:34 pm
Quote from: Eddie Goodson on March 16, 2012, 05:04:25 pm
This is one of my favorite threads in FF history. Enjoyed rereading it.
DITTO, full of everything you need.......... ;)
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: bleudog on July 04, 2013, 09:20:19 am
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Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Uncle Ivan on July 04, 2013, 09:04:27 pm
Quote from: Coach Venny Slocombe on November 27, 2008, 09:42:04 am
Chuck is better than advertised, but I see JC in a nail biter.................

Junction City - 35
Chuck Norris - 34

Chuck can't kick extra points very well........... ;D

When Chuck approaches, the ball kicks itself for a PAT.
Title: Re: CHUCK NORRIS vs JUNCTION CITY
Post by: Dragon I on January 16, 2014, 08:52:57 pm
How did this thread make it to the Hall of Fame?!  It is horrible! Lol!