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Stupid Peoples' Stupid Quotes....

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amehr36

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as

>Miss America 1995.)

>

>       Question: If you could live forever, would you and

>       why?

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>       Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live

>forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live

>forever, but we cannot

>       live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

>       --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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>       "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the

>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but

>not with all those flies and death and stuff."

>--Mariah Carey

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>       "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very

>       important part of your life,"

>       --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become

>       Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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>       "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

>       --Winston Bennett,

>         University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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>       "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the

>       lowest crime rates in the country,"

>       --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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>       "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We

>are the president."

>       --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of

>         subpoenaed documents.

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>       "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to

>       death by a donkey, and I'm just the one to do it,"

>       --A congressional candidate in Texas.

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>       "Half this game is ninety percent mental."

>       --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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>       "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the

>impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

>       --Al Gore, Vice President

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>       "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

>       --Dan Quayle

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>       "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much

>       clean air do we need?"

>       --Lee Iacocca

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>       "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A

>       genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -

>       --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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>       "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types

>of people."

>       --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

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>       "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

>       --Bill Clinton, President

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>       "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

>       --Al Gore, VP

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>       "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come

>       from overseas."

>       --Keppel Enderbery

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>       "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we

>received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if

>there is a change in your circumstances."

>       --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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>       "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as

>they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And

>the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

>       --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman


chevy lover


Father Guido

"The French don't have a word in their language for entrepreneur"
-George W. Bush

ahsalum


Lions84


ahsalum



I guess that's going to be the most famous quote on here for a long time.

Bob Lablaw


Guetz

"Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken." Yogi Berra

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."  Dick Cavett  (..something about disrupting the space-time continuum)

"If only faces could talk."  Pat Summerall

"The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before."  <sorry to say> Dwight Eisenhower

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something."  Dennis Rodman (surprised?)

"The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games."  David Garcia (duh!)

"Most lies about blondes are false." Cincinnati Times Star  ("Really?" said the blonde.)

"The team has come along slow but fast."  Casey Stengel

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."  Alicia Silverstone (Is she blond?)

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."  Associated Press

pioneerbasketball

Quote from: RMA on February 07, 2006, 02:08:23 pm
Quote from: ahsalum on February 07, 2006, 09:53:17 am


" do u have u mcfadden"

yeah, so what exactly does that mean?
It was a drunk post here on fearless a while back.

How'll about the chocolate city?

HorseFeathers

Quote from: He hate me on February 07, 2006, 06:51:54 pm
Quote from: RMA on February 07, 2006, 02:08:23 pm
Quote from: ahsalum on February 07, 2006, 09:53:17 am


" do u have u mcfadden"

yeah, so what exactly does that mean?
It was a drunk post here on fearless a while back.

How'll about the chocolate city?

I don't think that post was a drunken post, just that the poster possessed poor grammatical skills. Maybe my memory is wrong though.

W

About being famous...
"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada." --Britney Spears

rabs_fan4life

Quote from: HF on February 07, 2006, 10:39:49 pm
Quote from: He hate me on February 07, 2006, 06:51:54 pm
Quote from: RMA on February 07, 2006, 02:08:23 pm
Quote from: ahsalum on February 07, 2006, 09:53:17 am


" do u have u mcfadden"

yeah, so what exactly does that mean?
It was a drunk post here on fearless a while back.

How'll about the chocolate city?

I don't think that post was a drunken post, just that the poster possessed poor grammatical skills. Maybe my memory is wrong though.

I remember the post and I was under the impression that it was a drunken post too!  Wasn't it one of AHM's drunken ramblings hehe or am I confused with who said that?!?

Scoopnscore


rabs_fan4life

Quote from: Scoopnscore on February 08, 2006, 11:59:16 am
"________ gonna punish"

lol...fill that blank in with "Marion" and you'll have the favorite phrase of the majority of the Marion posters on FF! 

Scoopnscore

I just thought it would be funnier with a blank.  ;D

-Painted Fan-

"Let them eat cake"- Marie Antoinette

"Yes sir, that's the woman I robbed"- criminal said when the victim was brought in to identify him in a lineup

"Heard any good jokes lately?"- Pee Wee Herman

"If one more earthquake hits California, I'm moving"- Dionne Warwick (why doesn't she just ask the Psychic Friends Network when it will happen?)

olddog79

That depends on what your definition of "is" is.   Slick Willy

Chief_Osceola™

"Not even God himself could sink this ship" (possibly paraphrased) - Builder of the Titanic (can't recall his name, Astor perhaps?)

W

Quote from: nolefan_11 on February 09, 2006, 04:52:58 pm
"Not even God himself could sink this ship" (possibly paraphrased) - Builder of the Titanic (can't recall his name, Astor perhaps?)

John Jacob Astor did have a large hand in (I think) designing the Titanic. I remember that quote in the movie coming first from Rose's fiance, Cal Hockley, and he said, "God himself could not sink this ship!" before they boarded it. It may have come from Thomas Andrews or from John Jacob Astor at one point in the movie also, though.

Guetz

February 09, 2006, 08:33:33 pm #19 Last Edit: February 09, 2006, 08:36:24 pm by Guetz
Quote from: "W" on the board on February 09, 2006, 06:09:11 pm
Quote from: nolefan_11 on February 09, 2006, 04:52:58 pm
"Not even God himself could sink this ship" (possibly paraphrased) - Builder of the Titanic (can't recall his name, Astor perhaps?)

John Jacob Astor did have a large hand in (I think) designing the Titanic. I remember that quote in the movie coming first from Rose's fiance, Cal Hockley, and he said, "God himself could not sink this ship!" before they boarded it. It may have come from Thomas Andrews or from John Jacob Astor at one point in the movie also, though.

Actually, that quote is most often referenced to an anonymous deckhand as in this citation:  When passenger Mrs Albert Caldwell boarded the Titanic, she asked a deckhand, "Is this ship really nonsinkable?" "Yes, Lady", he replied. "God himself could not sink this ship."

Bruce Ismay, the corporate representative of the White Star Lines on board the Titanic to whom this quote has been attributed mistakenly, is reputed to have been the one to encourage the reckless travel of the Titanic at 22 knots through the ice field that the ship had been warned of hours in advance.  He was alleged to have been trying to break trans-Atlantic records to further the reputation of the company.

MikeDiesel™

Quote from: rabs_fan4life aka Mrs.Manningfan on February 08, 2006, 07:46:00 am
Quote from: HF on February 07, 2006, 10:39:49 pm
Quote from: He hate me on February 07, 2006, 06:51:54 pm
Quote from: RMA on February 07, 2006, 02:08:23 pm
Quote from: ahsalum on February 07, 2006, 09:53:17 am


" do u have u mcfadden"

yeah, so what exactly does that mean?
It was a drunk post here on fearless a while back.

How'll about the chocolate city?

I don't think that post was a drunken post, just that the poster possessed poor grammatical skills. Maybe my memory is wrong though.

I remember the post and I was under the impression that it was a drunken post too! Wasn't it one of AHM's drunken ramblings hehe or am I confused with who said that?!?

Definitely wasn't one of AHM's posts.  But, it probably came up in one of those.  That post originally showed up by the infamous "ash1".  I think he lasted a grand total of 1 day on FF.  He was the Oak Grove quarterback (I think it was the QB anyways).

kijex13

Quote from: Mike Diesel a.k.a. Freak on February 09, 2006, 08:57:21 pm
Quote from: rabs_fan4life aka Mrs.Manningfan on February 08, 2006, 07:46:00 am
Quote from: HF on February 07, 2006, 10:39:49 pm
Quote from: He hate me on February 07, 2006, 06:51:54 pm
Quote from: RMA on February 07, 2006, 02:08:23 pm
Quote from: ahsalum on February 07, 2006, 09:53:17 am


" do u have u mcfadden"

yeah, so what exactly does that mean?
It was a drunk post here on fearless a while back.

How'll about the chocolate city?

I don't think that post was a drunken post, just that the poster possessed poor grammatical skills. Maybe my memory is wrong though.

I remember the post and I was under the impression that it was a drunken post too! Wasn't it one of AHM's drunken ramblings hehe or am I confused with who said that?!?

Definitely wasn't one of AHM's posts.  But, it probably came up in one of those.  That post originally showed up by the infamous "ash1".  I think he lasted a grand total of 1 day on FF.  He was the Oak Grove quarterback (I think it was the QB anyways).

ash1 was Oak Grove's QB.  He transferred to Mayflower this year and was their QB.

chilly gilly

Great quotes pimpin! keep em comming!

rabs_fan4life

Quote from: Mike Diesel a.k.a. Freak on February 09, 2006, 08:57:21 pm
Quote from: rabs_fan4life aka Mrs.Manningfan on February 08, 2006, 07:46:00 am
Quote from: HF on February 07, 2006, 10:39:49 pm
Quote from: He hate me on February 07, 2006, 06:51:54 pm
Quote from: RMA on February 07, 2006, 02:08:23 pm
Quote from: ahsalum on February 07, 2006, 09:53:17 am


" do u have u mcfadden"

yeah, so what exactly does that mean?
It was a drunk post here on fearless a while back.

How'll about the chocolate city?

I don't think that post was a drunken post, just that the poster possessed poor grammatical skills. Maybe my memory is wrong though.

I remember the post and I was under the impression that it was a drunken post too! Wasn't it one of AHM's drunken ramblings hehe or am I confused with who said that?!?

Definitely wasn't one of AHM's posts. But, it probably came up in one of those. That post originally showed up by the infamous "ash1". I think he lasted a grand total of 1 day on FF. He was the Oak Grove quarterback (I think it was the QB anyways).
I remember that now...I don't know why I thought it was one of AHM's posts!  I think a few of her's have went down as classics too so I probably just got it confused!  I remember it being said and all of us laughing our butts off at it...I just didn't remember who said it!

Guetz

Maybe not stupid quotes, but rather scary!  Not only because of who said them but that they ring perilously in tune to contemporary political hymns!   :o

"The broad mass of the nation ... will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one." - Adolf Hitler, in his 1925 book Mein Kampf

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels

"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering, before committing suicide at the Nuremberg Trials

Broad societal truths or symptoms of a political track that leads to devastation?

:'(

DC*B

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