Super Bowl Quiz

[-Painted Fan-]

Super Bowl XLI is just around the corner.  Think you know your Super Bowl history?  Take this quiz and find out.

1)Which militant group can't listen to Super Bowl plays called in their native tongue?
a-Angry Afghan warlords (Farsi)      b-Kim Jong Il and his posse (Korean)
c-Chippy Chechen rebels (Chechen)   d-Testy Thai coup leaders (Thai)

2)Put these Super Bowl MVP's in chronological order from earliest to latest.
a-Dexter Jackson         b-Ray Lewis
c-Kurt Warner              d-Desmond Howard

3)Which team is the only squad to convert 2 two-point conversions in one Super Bowl?
a-San Diego Chargers             b-Green Bay Packers
c-New England Patriots           d-Atlanta Falcons

4)True or False: No NFL team has ever played in the Super Bowl on its' home turf.

5)What happens to the coin used in the opening flip at midfield?
a-The head ref keeps it as a perk.   b-It's sold at a charity auction during the game.
c-It's sent to the NFL Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio.

6)Which back holds the record of 5 rushing TD's in his Super Bowl career?
a-Terrell Davis                 b-Emmitt Smith
c-Franco Harris                 d-Thurman Thomas

7)Which team has won more Bud Bowl commercials with a record of 6-1?
a-Budweiser                  b-Bud Light

8)Which Chicago Bear said, "I'm not here to feather his ruffle" in "The Super Bowl Shuffle"?
a-Willie Gault                b-Steve Fuller
c-Jim McMahon             d-William "Refrigerator" Perry

9)Who was the first player to say "I'm going to Disney World" after winning the Super Bowl?
a-Marcus Allen                b-Joe Montana
c-Jerry Rice                    d-Phil Simms

10)The ad that kicked off the advertising equivalent of the Cold War arms race during Super Bowl XVIII in 1984 was selling:
a-the new Apple personal computer      b-WrestleMania I
c-The premiere of "Ghostbusters"          d-The Atari 2600

11)Who is the only kicker to throw an interception in a Super Bowl?
a-Garo Yepremian                b-Rich Karlis
c-Mike Vanderjagt                 d-Jason Elam

[Uncle Ivan]

1)Which militant group can't listen to Super Bowl plays called in their native tongue?

a-Angry Afghan warlords (Farsi)      b-Kim Jong Il and his posse (Korean)
c-Chippy Chechen rebels (Chechen)   d-Testy Thai coup leaders (Thai)

2)Put these Super Bowl MVP's in chronological order from earliest to latest.
a-Dexter Jackson         b-Ray Lewis
c-Kurt Warner              d-Desmond Howard

Howard, Warner, Lewis, Jackson

3)Which team is the only squad to convert 2 two-point conversions in one Super Bowl?
a-San Diego Chargers             b-Green Bay Packers
c-New England Patriots           d-Atlanta Falcons

4)True or False: No NFL team has ever played in the Super Bowl on its' home turf.

True

5)What happens to the coin used in the opening flip at midfield?
a-The head ref keeps it as a perk.   b-It's sold at a charity auction during the game.
c-It's sent to the NFL Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio.

6)Which back holds the record of 5 rushing TD's in his Super Bowl career?
a-Terrell Davis                 b-Emmitt Smith
c-Franco Harris                 d-Thurman Thomas

7)Which team has won more Bud Bowl commercials with a record of 6-1?
a-Budweiser                  b-Bud Light

8)Which Chicago Bear said, "I'm not here to feather his ruffle" in "The Super Bowl Shuffle"?
a-Willie Gault                b-Steve Fuller
c-Jim McMahon             d-William "Refrigerator" Perry

9)Who was the first player to say "I'm going to Disney World" after winning the Super Bowl?
a-Marcus Allen                b-Joe Montana
c-Jerry Rice                    d-Phil Simms

10)The ad that kicked off the advertising equivalent of the Cold War arms race during Super Bowl XVIII in 1984 was selling:
a-the new Apple personal computer      b-WrestleMania I
c-The premiere of "Ghostbusters"          d-The Atari 2600

11)Who is the only kicker to throw an interception in a Super Bowl?
a-Garo Yepremian                b-Rich Karlis
c-Mike Vanderjagt                 d-Jason Elam

[Billy Bob]

...and that my friends, is why Ivan is our FF President.

[Uncle Ivan]

Those were off the top of my head, and I freely admit to not knowing for sure a few questions.

However, I'll also admit to flipping through a Super Bowl book a few days ago, which is why I didn't have to think twice about #11.  Nearly cost the Fins the only undefeated season in league history.

[green-eagle]

the closest home turf game was when the 46 er's played in a superbowl hosted by San Jose Ca

[Uncle Ivan]

the closest home turf game was when the 46 er's played in a superbowl hosted by San Jose Ca

I thought it was Stanford, instead of San Jose.

Seems like the LA Rams also played in a Super Bowl at the Colloseum.  The Colloseum wasn't their home field, though.

[jackfan1™]

...and that my friends, is why Ivan is our FF President.

He's a good googler.....I betcha'.

[Uncle Ivan]

He's a good googler.....I betcha'.

* The All-Knowing Ivan does not need Google.

[jackfan1™]

He's a good googler.....I betcha'.

* The All-Knowing Ivan does not need Google.

Did you just channel Carnac the Magnificent?

[Uncle Ivan]

Did you just channel Carnac the Magnificent?

* Uncle Ivan, he of Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal - doesn't need to channel anyone.

[Scrapper Slapper]

Chuck Norris could have done it faster and then knocked out Painted Fan with a round-house kick.

[jackfan1™]

Did you just channel Carnac the Magnificent?

* Uncle Ivan, he of Twisted Steel & Sex Appeal - doesn't need to channel anyone.

*can't*breathe*!!

I think I just inhaled my corn and green beans!
I know your momma would not like you causing me to choke to death from laughing with my mouth full....ya' know?

Now, stop sniffin' that gas can. It is going to your head.

[Uncle Ivan]

*can't*breathe*!!

* The Glorious Ivan thinks that nasal strips would solve that problem and probably cure your snoring, too.

[jackfan1™]

*can't*breathe*!!

* The Glorious Ivan thinks that nasal strips would solve that problem and probably cure your snoring, too.

shh.....secret, remember?