Charleston Real Estate Developmental Project

[WPWells]

Here's the thread that we can use to outline this project so that Miss Truthfully doesn't get mad at us not staying on topic

[adaptedtigerfan]

The new factory is going to be called Breaking Wind!

[WPWells]

First and foremost everyone should know that I have dropped out of college and will be opening a private school in Charleston. We have a great deal of scholarship money available to qualifying students

[adaptedtigerfan]

Will the private school kids get to play football with the Tigers as well?

[WPWells]

The private school kids will have their own team. We're working on hiring a coach right now. Won't mention any names but he's undefeated as a head coach

[OLDSCHOOL82]

College is overated anyways 12th.  Del Sol can always use a good bean cook if the private school doesnt work out.  Better produce some quality runner backs through the private school. 

[Hootie]

The private school kids will have their own team. We're working on hiring a coach right now. Won't mention any names but he's undefeated as a head coach

Thanks for the opportunity but I will have to pass on the offer.

[-Painted Fan-]

Another project in the works is making a dome over Alumni Field. Jerry Jones is heading this project, and will change the name to North AT&T Stadium. Once completed, it will feature a 100 yard long jumbo tron, instant replay capabilities, dressing rooms with makeup mirrors (for rabid fans), and retractable roof (so God can watch His team play).
The Seattle Seahawks and Golden State Warriors have both been contacted for secrets of piping in artificial noise.

[WPWells]

I've been in contact, and the private school will just take the place of the current Charleston High School. The current district will be divided between County Line, Ozark, Booneville, and Lavaca for students who can't cut it

[papaeagle]

I've been in contact, and the private school will just take the place of the current Charleston High School. The current district will be divided between County Line, Ozark, Booneville, and Lavaca for students who can't cut it

Paris has had a private Catholic school for years; its called Subiaco Academy. Good school, may still grow some of their own food, occasionally come up with a good football or basketball team, have good pastoral guidance 24/7 etc, but most students can not afford to go there. Charleston might have problems getting enough revenue to get this school off the ground and running. Maybe coach Don Floyd could come back as coach if they do, excellent coach! Might could set up a Dale Bumpers Auditorium/Field House and such. Gosh this is getting better by the minute!!!

[WPWells]

The school at Charleston will be sponsored by the United Methodist Church

The abbreviation will be MCS for Methodist Collegiate School

[-Painted Fan-]

I've been in contact, and the private school will just take the place of the current Charleston High School. The current district will be divided between County Line, Ozark, Booneville, and Lavaca for students who can't cut it

Paris has had a private Catholic school for years; its called Subiaco Academy. Good school, may still grow some of their own food, occasionally come up with a good football or basketball team, have good pastoral guidance 24/7 etc, but most students can not afford to go there. Charleston might have problems getting enough revenue to get this school off the ground and running. Maybe coach Don Floyd could come back as coach if they do, excellent coach! Might could set up a Dale Bumpers Auditorium/Field House and such. Gosh this is getting better by the minute!!!
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Wait....what?
Subiaco Academy?
That's like 3 miles down the road from Paris,  in Subiaco.
Paris does have a Catholic School, but it's not Subi.
I guess you've forgotten about St. Joseph's.

[HorseFeathers]

A mafia ran Private School..... we just thought the current private schools recruited, I'm betting the New Franklin County All-Sta....Ermm Maybe I should say the New Arkanhomexas All Star Team in Charleston will be the best thing since the remote control was invented...



With 17 weeks til football season this thread ought to get interesting...

[WPWells]

Update on this project: Charleston High School will be shutting down and most of the kids are going to be kicked out because they don't cut it for MCS. Our attendance will be low enough that we'll become a 2A school next cycle. Maybe Junction City will finally provide the challenge that 3A football doesn't provide

[papaeagle]

Update on this project: Charleston High School will be shutting down and most of the kids are going to be kicked out because they don't cut it for MCS. Our attendance will be low enough that we'll become a 2A school next cycle. Maybe Junction City will finally provide the challenge that 3A football doesn't provide

Sure is a LONG drive for a Friday night game at JC! And it all assumes JC and C'town meet in the playoffs at all. Charleston should be happy to not be playing AA Decatur next year. Hear they will be a "hot" item and likely go 10-0 ....

[-Painted Fan-]

I don't know about that.
I work with some folks from Hackett that are saying the same thing about the Hornets.

[1-Adam-12]

Update on this project: Charleston High School will be shutting down and most of the kids are going to be kicked out because they don't cut it for MCS. Our attendance will be low enough that we'll become a 2A school next cycle. Maybe Junction City will finally provide the challenge that 3A football doesn't provide

12th Man, what happens now because the new numbers put JC in 3A?  Is everything now on hold?

[WPWells]

Our admissions staff will probably go recruit Union Parish

[HorseFeathers]

Our admissions staff will probably go recruit Union Parish

Private SChools have no boundaries right? I hear that Texas, Florida, and California could be some ripe recruiting grounds for Charleston Prep Academy

I don't know about that.
I work with some folks from Hackett that are saying the same thing about the Hornets.

Just like 2 years ago, with Yaz and the Reciever they had?

[Paperman]

You guys just kill me!

[WPWells]

We'll need an editor for the paper if you want to take that job

[Jacketman65]

Holton Primm use to coach over there at Subiaco, NOT Paris, Academy! Is he still available?

[WPWells]

Coach Longfellow has accepted the job!

[HorseFeathers]

Boy...If you'll hire someone from Ola, then just about anyone is qualified for the job

[WPWells]

I've got a few hours here so I'll answer any questions y'all may have. If you're wondering whether your school's best athlete has applied then the answer is probably yes so I won't entertain those questions

[Longfellow]

Now that I've got the job, what's my recruiting budget?

[WPWells]

You don't need to worry about that. We're hiring someone to recruit for you. A fellow by the name of Wilson currently has the lead in that race

[adaptedtigerfan]

I figured we would pull in Bill Gates in to do the recruitment.   He has the funds we will need to bring in the "big time" prospects.   

[WPWells]

Adapted your son is gone. You don't have the insider's view of the program anymore. We'd be happy to hire you as a consultant

[Lineman]

Maybe he could help with the kicking game!!

[WPWells]

Kicking game is covered. Our kicker for next year is all-world

[Lineman]

Are we a little biased?  Let me guess he plays a mean trombone too?

[OLDSCHOOL82]

Adapted has that deep football talent pool from the line to pull from.  May just need to set up a booth at the sale barn on wednesdays.

[dragondad]

Wilson is on contract with JC with a 62.3 fazillion buyout.   Doesn't matter though because his non-compete agreement says he can never recruit for any other school inside of AR boundaries. You really don't think we'd be so lax as to let our secret weapon slip away easily, did you?

[WPWells]

GOTCHA! Adapted was right that Bill Gates is on staff. He paid the buyout this morning

[dragondad]

But you overlooked the non-compete.   We'll be filing suit in Superior Court seeking judgement in the amount of everything. We'll see to it that you remain in control of the new school. JC needs a farm team anyway to help train some if these first graders we've already offered.

[HorseFeathers]

DragonDad...got bad news for you....Junction City is actually located in Louisiana, and I've been offered an undisclosed amount of money to testify in that superior court hearing

[dragondad]

Shall you happen to find a Horsehead in your bed....we had nothing to do with it. It's only witness intimidation if there's a witness to speak of.

[Lineman]

Does anyone have the number for PETA?

[dragondad]

We had a special meeting of the JC mafia and decided if we can't hurt your pocketbook then we'll just give you TDH. Congrats, he'll make a fine addition to your staff. May I suggest latrine duty, he's good at stirring...."stuff"!

[WPWells]

We don't want that scumbag

[dragondad]

It's not up for negotiation. If you take Wilson, you're required to take TDH too.

Please?!

[WPWells]

Wilson is ours and TDH is yours. Have fun!

[HorseFeathers]

Wilson is ours and TDH is yours. Have fun!

Sounds like a kidnapping....ill notify the Louisiana police

[dragondad]

TDH is coming to this board next season anyway. Might as well take him now and burn that red-shirt, maybe he'll go to the draft early in 2017/18 before they figure out how to cut a few #'s to drop back down.

[WPWells]

They just have to drink less milk

[WPWells]

Sitting here at Charleston graduation and just thinking about how next year this will be a private school graduation that will win state in everything. The Boss and BackboardShattered have signed on as basketball coaches

[adaptedtigerfan]

I was sitting there @ graduation thinking that could be that best all around class in school history...   Academically as well as athletically. 

[HorseFeathers]

I was sitting there @ graduation thinking that could be that best all around class in school history...   Academically as well as athletically. 

12th mans recruiting class going to be that good?

[PrivateLesson]

Sitting here at Charleston graduation and just thinking about how next year this will be a private school graduation that will win state in everything. The Boss and BackboardShattered have signed on as basketball coaches

you really think Charleston is ready for the Hyroken??  Idk...bout that one.