Marions head coach

[Uncle Ivan]

Ain't happening this year.

The best you goat boys can expect is 8-2, and even that ain't happening.

[biggboy]

ok it ain't happenin this year jus like it didn't happen last year its never supposed to happen but by sum chance it does wat will u say then?

[Uncle Ivan]

but by sum chance it does wat will u say then?

Nothing.

I'd be in hiding from the imminent Apocalypse.  I'd hope you'd be as well.

[mase2006]

ok it ain't happenin this year jus like it didn't happen last year its never supposed to happen but by sum chance it does wat will u say then?

a FLUKE is defined as:
1. A stroke of good luck.
2. A chance occurrence; an accident.
3. An accidentally good or successful win against a better team.

[PATRIOTPLAYER54]

OR A WORD WYNNE USES AS AN EXCUSE FOR LOSING

[mase2006]

hey pimpin, im proud of you for not misspelling a word there!  congrats!

[Uncle Ivan]

What's gonna be Marn's excuse when they get mercy ruled to open the season?

[mase2006]

OR A WORD WYNNE USES AS AN EXCUSE FOR LOSING

[PATRIOTPLAYER54]

THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR CAPS LOCK IS SO I CAN GET THROUGH W YNNES HEAD ABOUT THINGS BUT IT STILL SEEMS LIKE YALL CANT  LISTEN .IVAN ARE YOU GONNA BE AT THE SOFTBALL TOURNEY FOR STATE AT WYNNE.

[Uncle Ivan]

IVAN ARE YOU GONNA BE AT THE SOFTBALL TOURNEY FOR STATE AT WYNNE.

I'VE CONSIDERED IT. 

Why do you ask?

[PATRIOTPLAYER54]

JUST WONDERING I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO WYNNE FOR A SOFTBALL GAME WONDERING HOW THE ATMOSPHERE AROUNG THERE.PLUS MAYBE I WILL SEE YOU THERE.

[BIGBLUE]

hahahaha film at 9pm

[Uncle Ivan]

hahahaha film at 9pm

Coming up on Fox 13 News:

WYNNE - "Seventeen Marion students attack and are consequently sheetstomped by one unknown adult at this time."

Perky Blonde Reporter: "Thank you, Claudia.  It happened at the state softball tournament here in When, approximately sixty miles from the Bluff City.  Students from rival Marion were insulting a local, and tried to jump the citizen, who retaliated with the, in one bystander's words, the "nastiest assault evar."  Here is local Jed Sanders, who witnessed the scene:"

Sanders: "Well my naim is Jed and I'ma farmer and Ive been growin' marywanna for about twenny yeers, and, uh, theim Marn kids are known fer being able to get their rear whooped when they have tin to one odds, but sevintein to one?  I know dem Wynne boys is tough, but this is ab-serd."

PBR: "There you have it.  From past knowledge that Marn kids can't win a fight with a ten to one advantage, it now has been proven that they can't even win it when it's seventeen to one.  Better stick to twenty of you vandalizing one truck, kids.

Back to you, Steve and Claudia."

[mase2006]

Better stick to twenty of you vandalizing one truck, kids.

HAHAHA!  sorry, but from "past experiences" I just had to laugh!

[Mr_Deb]

its really rather sad imo 

[biggboy]

now he has to make stuff up of tha top of his head to say i thought we were talkin high school football here not bare knuckle boxing

[PATRIOTPLAYER54]

MAN IF THAT HAPPEND WE WOULD PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL.

[Uncle Ivan]

MAN IF THAT HAPPEND WE WOULD PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL.

It'd take about fifty of you choads to do it.

[PATRIOTPLAYER54]

or just me.

[Uncle Ivan]

Boy, unless you're Terry Tate, you may want to get backup.

[PATRIOTPLAYER54]

odnt need know one for a backup but if you want the hospital i got someone in mind.

[biggboy]

odnt need know one for a backup but if you want the hospital i got someone in mind.

and i think i kno who

[Uncle Ivan]

In that case, you'll have to find someone outside of town.

Ain't nobody in Marn man enough.

[Mr_Deb]

In that case, you'll have to find someone outside of town.

Ain't nobody in Marn man enough.

lol....

[PATRIOTPLAYER54]

NO SORRY YOU LOSE.

[patriotdb09]

wou

Hey People, tell me about this guy

no better coach to play for. cares about his players like there his kids