I thought it would be cool to makes lists to help identify posters with their school/teams.
Greenland
1. Weight Room and 40 times are often confirmed or disputed by fellow teammates.
2. Poster talks less smack due to the new reclassification.
3. Poster often loses track of the topic when friends join the thread.
4. Posts ARE legible, yet sometimes difficult to comprehend...I.E "the Couch"
5. Poster often basis a schools ability on wheter or not they beat them in Pee-Wees.
Let's try to have some fun with this guys..;D
A WYNNE poster
1. Has never, (in their mind), lost a ball game.
2. Has no idea what a pass is.
3. Thinks that if you gain more yardage than your opponent, you win.
4. Thinks that football doesn't exist West of Cross County.
5. Thinks that a balance attack means that you run to the Left as often as you run to the Right.
a Shiloh poster.
1. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 3A.
2. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 4A.
3. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 5A.
4. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 6A.
5. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 7A.
A RISON Poster
1:Believes we can beat any team on any given day
2:Shows respect to other teams even if we lose
3:Needs counseling if we lose :D
4:Expects to be in the playoffs each year
5:Love's reminding Shiloh Christian fans of December 9th 2000
An Alma Poster
1. Thinks that the holy trinity is God, Jesus and Vines.
2. Thinks that 14-7 is a blowout.
3. Thinks that they live in a big town.
4. Knows what an airedale is.
5. Haven't figured out that Medeiros has graduated.
You know I am just kidding guys. ;D
A Marion Poster
1. MARION GONNA PUNISH! - Is there motto
2. mayne we got tha sickest d-fence this staete eva seen MARION WUT?!
3. Repeat 1
4. Repeat 2
5. Repeat 1/2 add in some more ignorance.
Woodlawn Poster
1:3 wins is a good year
2:If our JR High beats Rison we're proud
3:Our Sr High has'nt beaten Rison in over 20 years..see #2
4:2 a-days...whats that?
5:We aint concearned with Football..see ya come baseball season
Quote from: egoodson on July 25, 2006, 10:18:42 pm
a Shiloh poster.
1. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 3A.
2. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 4A.
3. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 5A.
4. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 6A.
5. They think Shiloh is better than any team in the 7A.
That was toooo easy. LOL
A Springdale poster:
1. Thinks they NEVER get enough respect...No matter what the national top ten ranking happens to be.
2. Can't decide who too hate more, Har-Ber or fayetteville.
3. Thinks Neals Cafe is fine dining.
4. Can't believe Gus left Springdale for that crappy U of A job.
5. Repeat number 2
A scrapper post:
1) Who won state?
2) Don't care about your counterpoint, who won state?
3) Hootens is crap....who won state?
4) HAHAHAHA......PA is SOOO screwed!
5) We gon repeat!
A Lizard Poster:
1) We have CJ
2) Cj ran a 4.29 forty!
3) Hey! I was just told CJ ran a 1.9 forty, and now I will blindly believe it!
4) Did we mention we have a canadian coach? thats who we will blame for a loss.....
5) CJ is AMAZING! (pay no attention to the fact he barely had any yards his junior year because his line sucked, he had a thousand yards(almost) his sophmore year with a decent line....and that this years line is really young...but big....so we will see.....see....C....CJ!)
mineral springs poster
1.we beat dierks
2.we beat dierks
3.we beat dierks
4.we beat dierks
5.here was our to-do list 1.Beat dierks
2.win state
Charleston Poster
1:Finally Won State
2:Finally Beat Rison
3:Must Wear Face Paint At All Games
4:Must Wear Jersey To All Games
5:Painted Fan Is Never To Be Disrespected
Quote from: Liberal Moonbat on July 25, 2006, 11:58:50 pm
A scrapper post:
1) Who won state?
2) Don't care about your counterpoint, who won state?
3) Hootens is crap....who won state?
4) HAHAHAHA......PA is SOOO screwed!
5) We gon repeat!
A Lizard Poster:
1) We have CJ
2) Cj ran a 4.29 forty!
3) Hey! I was just told CJ ran a 1.9 forty, and now I will blindly believe it!
4) Did we mention we have a canadian coach? thats who we will blame for a loss.....
5) CJ is AMAZING! (pay no attention to the fact he barely had any yards his junior year because his line sucked, he had a thousand yards(almost) his sophmore year with a decent line....and that this years line is really young...but big....so we will see.....see....C....CJ!)
(http://www.stainlesssteeldroppings.com/images/brewmasters.jpg)
Brilliant.
Don't drink six beers at the same time...Brilliant!
Mansfield:
1. Blame all past losses on horrid coaching.
2. Hope new coach = at least 2 wins.
3. When people talk trash, criticize their grammar.
4. To make yourself feel better, post on the 5A forum, pretending to be from GW. (Vinny)
5. We may suck at football, but wait for basketball. I mean, wait for baseball... Ah, "F" it.
A certain bobcat player:
1. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
2. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
3. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
4. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
5. Continuously creates meaningless polls.
A Searcy Poster:
1. Searcy may have lost that game but we had more heart than them.
2. We have more heart than the rest of the state, combined!
3. Says, we're gonna win 3 games this year because we have heart.
4. You guys have no heart.
5. After going 1-9, they go silent because they are "heart-broken"
If you see any of these things, beware for you are in the presence of a Searcy Poster.
A Warren Poster:
1. Nashville may have won state, but they didnt beat Warren.
2. Are you ready for the "Coach's Crawl-Off"?
3. Nashville will NOT go back-to-back.
4. Disagree with 250% of what SS says.
5. Why cant we beat an "all-white" team?
5 signs of a Lonoke poster....
1. Are thoroughly convinced that "Lonoke is finally going to use all of our emense amount of talent this year."
2. Say that every game is going to come down to "Who shows up ready to play and who wants it the most." *Ok so maybe thats just me...but NLS will appreciate it!*
3. Thinks that they finally could have beaten CAC this year and darn it now they won't get the chance..haha!
4. Blames any failures over the past few years on Coach Vincent seeing as we had extreme talent and he couldn't find a way to utilize it!
5. Is proud to be a RABBIT because we all know they are so fierce and feared by all! And can be found often chanting LTO loud and shamelessly at all sporting events!
I actually had trouble with this because I am one of the only L-town posters that does a good deal of posting on a regular basis, so I don't really know what "our" posts could be recognized by! You guys could probably do a better job than me!
Quote from: rabs_fan4life aka Mrs.Manningfan on July 26, 2006, 11:17:31 am
5 signs of a Lonoke poster....
1. Are thoroughly convinced that "Lonoke is finally going to use all of our emense amount of talent this year."
2. Say that every game is going to come down to "Who shows up ready to play and who wants it the most." *Ok so maybe thats just me...but NLS will appreciate it!*
3. Thinks that they finally could have beaten CAC this year and darn it now they won't get the chance..haha!
4. Blames any failures over the past few years on Coach Vincent seeing as we had extreme talent and he couldn't find a way to utilize it!
5. Is proud to be a RABBIT because we all know they are so fierce and feared by all! And can be found often chanting LTO loud and shamelessly at all sporting events!
I actually had trouble with this because I am one of the only L-town posters that does a good deal of posting on a regular basis, so I don't really know what "our" posts could be recognized by! You guys could probably do a better job than me!
Okay, here it goes. A Lonoke Poster:
1. Stacey loves Chad.
2. Rabbits rule.
3. Stacey still loves Chad.
4. Fear the Jack Rabbits, we're going to win this year.
5. Stacey loves Chad, this time even more.
(j/p, with ya Stacey)
Quote from: Mr. Real Estate on July 26, 2006, 10:36:38 am
A Searcy Poster:
1. Searcy may have lost that game but we had more heart than them.
2. We have more heart than the rest of the state, combined!
3. Says, we're gonna win 3 games this year because we have heart.
4. You guys have no heart.
5. After going 1-9, they go silent because they are "heart-broken"
If you see any of these things, beware for you are in the presence of a Searcy Poster.
Awesome!
A Greenwood poster:
1)are infatuated with their arch-rival Alma
2)Talk about the puke colors of Alma
3)Think their team is now a dynastty
4)Think their coach is smarter than Don Campbell
5)Get upset easily when argiung with Wynne people.
Quote from: OldAiredaleDawg on July 26, 2006, 11:50:24 am
A Greenwood poster:
15)Get upset easily when argiung with Wynne people.
or seemingly only DR...
A Greenwood Poster:
1. My God, those guys are huge!!
2. We got a couple of pretty big linemen, 240 or so.
3. Size isn't everything.
4. We may not be very big, but at least we aren't real fast.
5. Check the scoreboard. ;D
Alma Poster:
1. Gimme a smoke.
2. But our STADIUM is awesome!!
3. McFadden's not that impressive.
4. We are a dynasty, we won two State Championships in a row.
5. This years seniors is the group we've all been waiting for.
A Clinton Poster
1. thinks Dufrene is building a dynasty.
2. thinks their schedule was really tough last year.
3. thinks "it doesn't matter how many playoff wins we have, we almost won the state title."
and the two funniest...
4. thinks that they are going to beat Booneville in 2006.
5. hates yours truly. (That is just how I like it)
Quote from: Mr. Real Estate on July 26, 2006, 11:21:57 am
Quote from: rabs_fan4life aka Mrs.Manningfan on July 26, 2006, 11:17:31 am
5 signs of a Lonoke poster....
1. Are thoroughly convinced that "Lonoke is finally going to use all of our emense amount of talent this year."
2. Say that every game is going to come down to "Who shows up ready to play and who wants it the most." *Ok so maybe thats just me...but NLS will appreciate it!*
3. Thinks that they finally could have beaten CAC this year and darn it now they won't get the chance..haha!
4. Blames any failures over the past few years on Coach Vincent seeing as we had extreme talent and he couldn't find a way to utilize it!
5. Is proud to be a RABBIT because we all know they are so fierce and feared by all! And can be found often chanting LTO loud and shamelessly at all sporting events!
I actually had trouble with this because I am one of the only L-town posters that does a good deal of posting on a regular basis, so I don't really know what "our" posts could be recognized by! You guys could probably do a better job than me!
Okay, here it goes. A Lonoke Poster:
1. Stacey loves Chad.
2. Rabbits rule.
3. Stacey still loves Chad.
4. Fear the Jack Rabbits, we're going to win this year.
5. Stacey loves Chad, this time even more.
(j/p, with ya Stacey)
You left out one buddy...you forgot Stacey loves Chad more than ever!! Sheesh! Other than that...sounds pretty darn accurate! Tee hee! What can I say, I love me some Jackrabbits and some Chad! But it can never be disputed that I whole heartedly, 100% always back the Jackrabbits and cheer for them no matter what! They are always #1 in my eye, no matter if they are the worst team in the state or the best team, or just some where in the middle! Nothing like Lonoke football to me, best time of year!! So keeping in rabbit poster spirit...GO JACKRABBITS!! Oh yeah..and I love Chad! ;)
A Mountain Home Poster:
1. We WON SEVEN GAMES! Throw a parade!
2. We are NOT racist just because we are all white.
3. Our kicker is the shizzle.... what about your kicker.
4. Searcy just got lucky... again.
5. Wynne passed more than we did.
Highland Poster
1. Every topic started is a question...Is Highland better than ______.
2. Our crowd is better than yours.
3. Our stadium is better than yours.
4. Our waterboy is better than yours.
5. We had one winning season, we have tradition!!!
Quote from: GeorgeWBush on July 26, 2006, 05:01:43 pm
A Clinton Poster
1. thinks Dufrene is building a dynasty.
2. thinks their schedule was really tough last year.
3. thinks "it doesn't matter how many playoff wins we have, we almost won the state title."
and the two funniest...
4. thinks that they are going to beat Booneville in 2006.
5. hates yours truly. (That is just how I like it)
I don't play football for Clinton and I don't feel that way about all of it. You are correct with it though. I give you +1
Clarendon poster
1. They are FANITICAL.
2. When we beat Brinkley we have our season made.
3. It's All about the CUP!
4. Beating Barton is a real Treat.
5. Promotes the 6AA to the death.
A Booneville Poster:
1.) We have a tough conference. We do! Really! I'm pretty sure we do. It's tougher than some. Okay, we have 2-3 good teams. Whatever!
2.) Bearcats Rule! (football)
3.) We Believe! We Believe! We Believe!
(said with the same fervor as "There's no place like home" whilst clicking the amethyst slippers together)
4.) We know we're not big but we're fast, have heart and...... We have TRADITION!!!!
5.) Come and get some Smashmouth football! WhooooAaaaa!
A Greenwood Poster
1. Thinks winning a couple titles here lately qualifies as tradition, even if they've never won anything before that.
2. Doesn't realize that winning after getting dominated for 3 7/8 quarters is the act of pure luck, and not of coaching skill.
3. Assumes that giving coaches unfair perks is A-okay.
4. Vilifies a coach that has the nerve to abandon a gimmick offense.
5. Hates the fact that no matter what, they'll always be second fiddle to a certain green and gold team to the north.
An Alma Poster
1. Still believes that Frank is a god, regardless of bizarre and idiotic offensive gameplans
2. Knows that their team apparel doubles for John Deere merchandise
3. Can't come to grips with the reality that a certain team to the east in blue and gold is the most traditional team in their classification
4. Has stated in public before: "State tax money for athletic facilities! Yeah! Frick academics! Our kids don't need no learnin!"
5. Will choke any cop who tries to make them spit out their tobacco at a ballgame, and then have their husbands assault them.
A Batesville Poster
1. Knows in their heart that Dave King built the program by his owndamnself, even if it took the departure of two traditional conference powers to open the door for it to occur.
2. Doesn't think anything of putting up posters taunting the other team and its fans...and those are the parents.
3. Offset visitor bleachers! Who gives a crap about visitors!
4. Has said the following line at a booster club meeting: "Now y'all, let's meet for our annual club photo at the Sparky Jones' Proctologist and Gerbil Removal Business sign there at the north endzone fence."
5. Hails from a town that has nearly ten thousand people with a combined nineteen teeth and four last names.
A Greenwood Poster:
1. Two straight trips to LR and one title and we are now the most tradition rich team in the classification.
2. Doesnt' realize Stegall has graduated.
3. Can't come to terms that they'll never challenge Alma's facilities.
4. Coach Jones' football genius is far superior to that of Vines and Campbell.
5. We got a giant offensive line this year... average height of 6'0" and average weight of 240
A Wynne Poster
1. No matter what the scoreboard says at the end of the game they did not lose.
2. Ivan goes MIA for 2 to 3 weeks following a Wynne loss
3. A normal Wynne fan still doesn't know what it's called when the Quarterback doesn't turn to hand the ball off but actually throws the ball past the line of scrimmage on purpose.
An Alma Poster
6. Sez: "We won a couple titles in the late 90's, hot dang we got tradition now!"
7. Doesn't realize that their record in title games is a woeful 3 out of 8.
8. Is aware that Alma never loses a game because Vines got outcoached
9. Declares "We've been waiting for this senior class for years, this is our year!"....every year
10. Knows in their hearts that no matter what they say or do, Uncle Ivan owns their butts.
A Marion Poster
1. Thinks Wynne product Mark Uhiren is in the top five in the state of coaches
2. Doesn't realize that they have Wynne's program to thank as a good part of their success
3. Knows there's nothing wrong with trying to injure the other team's star players when Marn's losing
4. Declares that the refs cheat them and are out to get them.......every game....in every sport
5. Knows, but will never admit, that they are nothing more than the annoying brat little brother to both Wynne and West Memphis
A Wynne Fan (not poster)
1. Will faithfully attend every home game...only to park behind the pressbox fence and not pay to watch the game
2. Encourages and participates in an standing ovation for an incomplete pass
3. Doesn't realize that it's okay to show up before two minutes till kickoff
4. Wants Campbell fired after a playoff loss in a nine-win season and Gus Malzhan hired (swear to God I heard this one in 2003)
5. Is a member of one of the most spoiled rotten fanbases in the entire state, and proud of it
Claps to Uncle Ivan for his perspicacious and incisive imagination!!
The LOL top fiveQuote from: Uncle Ivan1) Will choke any cop who tries to make them spit out their tobacco at a ballgame, and then have their husbands assault them.
2) The Sparky Jones' Proctologist and Gerbil Removal Business sign
3) Declares "We've been waiting for this senior class for years, this is our year!"....every year
4) Declares that the refs cheat them and are out to get them.......every game....in every sport
5) Will faithfully attend every home game...only to park behind the pressbox fence and not pay to watch the game
Quote from: GeorgeWBush on July 26, 2006, 05:01:43 pm
A Clinton Poster
1. thinks Dufrene is building a dynasty.
2. thinks their schedule was really tough last year.
3. thinks "it doesn't matter how many playoff wins we have, we almost won the state title."
and the two funniest...
4. thinks that they are going to beat Booneville in 2006.
5. hates yours truly. (That is just how I like it)
For the majority of us, this is true. I did get a laugh from it. You hit some nails on the head. I don't hate you. I like your posting style.
D-nelle Poster:
1. CJ is the fastest guy in the state.
2. Lets go play basketball. CJ will beat you in that too.
3. Yeah it was a 4.29, I was there and saw it. No the clocks weren't messed up.
4. Did I mention CJ has 3 scholarship offers?
5. Conference Champs 2006!
Farmington Poster:
1. When I was going to Farmington, we were the best team ever.
2. See #1, everyone had 300 lb. bench presses and ran sub 4.5s.
3. Now I go to Fayetteville, but I still post about Farmington, but the Cards oddly aren't as great as they used to be.
4. I know every top 50 prospect in the state personally.
5. If you are talking about a player from a 100 mile radius of Fayetteville, chances are I will know his bench, squat, 40 time, favorite ice cream, and much more.
lol. i love personal attacks. i remember "that certain farmington poster" when he used to post in the 9th grade. i was a SR. it was fun.
Nashville Poster:
1. Thinks that Hope 2005 was a good team because an average team could never beat the mighty 'spirits'.
2. Doesn't live in Howard County.
3. Thinks that SW Arkansas football is the best area for football in the state.
4. If they would have lost to Booneville last year, would have asked to for a "north Arkansas multiplier".
5. Doesn't change out of their orange from Friday night's game to pick trash up on the side of the road on Saturday morning.
"5. Doesn't change out of their orange from Friday night's game to pick trash up on the side of the road on Saturday morning."
omg nice!
Gentry Poster:
1. Can't quite figure out this dangfandangled internet, but if and when I do, you can guarandarntee that I'll have everyone fearin' the mighty Pioneers and the SWEPCO fog.
2. See #1
3. See #1
4. See #1
5. Oh yeah, GRAVETTE sucks!!
An Atkins poster:
1. We all run 4.4 forty yard dashes. Just ask GWB.
2. All of our linemen lift 350 plus. Just ask GWB.
3. We play in the toughest conference know to mankind.
4. All of our players will end being recruited but none will actually sign
5. All of this can be checked out by the #1 fact slinger in Arkansas GWB.
Clinton poster:
1. We don't get on here and brag about how good we are going to be.
2. We talk proudly about our conference championship
3. Even more proudly about our players and how hard they work
4. We don't over inflate our kids stats and maxs
5. We look forward to the upcoming season for what it is-a chance to prove ourselves against the compettion we face
Quote from: GeorgeWBush on August 02, 2006, 09:53:59 am
Nashville Poster:
4. If they would have lost to Booneville last year, would have asked for a "north Arkansas multiplier".
LOL I don't care who you are, that ^^^ is funny! :D
Not shucking the orange on Friday so that the roadside trash can be picked up Saturday was pretty good too!
Quote from: GeorgeWBush on August 02, 2006, 09:53:59 am
Nashville Poster:
4. If they would have lost to Booneville last year, would have asked to for a "north Arkansas multiplier".
Instant Classic right there. Claps for GWB. (Wow, that's the first time I've said that in quite a while.)
A Barton poster
5. Lives for the Maroon and White
4. Can remember the last FIVE state titles the school won because they were there
3. Gets pumped up at "Gimme that Old Tyme Religion" (the school's fight song)
2. Has a standing reservation at War Memorial Stadium in December
1. Four words: Frank McClellan is God!
Quote from: football_writer on August 02, 2006, 06:24:17 pm
A Barton poster
3. Gets pumped up at "Gimme that Old Tyme Religion" (the school's fight song)
Is that true???? lol Thats funny right there. I don't care who you are.
A Clinton Fan:
1) After this year, will refer to 2005 as the Good Ol Days...
2) Thinks their "pit" is a harder place to play than Nashville's.
3) Brags about beating Lamar.(I swear, I heard them do it).
4) If they lose, will just change the subject to their awesome new Gym(which it is)...
5) They don't have CJ....BWA HA HA.
This one must be revisited.
Quote from: Eddie Goodson on June 08, 2010, 05:46:38 pm
This one must be revisited.
Agreed.
I must contemplate about this for many moons before I create the Southside version...
Quote from: Everything's Not Lost on August 11, 2006, 01:08:56 pm
A Clinton Fan:
3) Brags about beating Lamar.(I swear, I heard them do it).
That one isn't so bad...anymore lol
A Greene County Tech poster:
1) We own Paragould.
2) We finally beat North Pulaski.
3) Our green and gold is better than Alma's.
4) Basketball starts in October.
5) We could win the conference in football if it weren't for Batesville,Blytheville,Wynne,Forrest City,West Helena and Nettleton.
A Boonville Poster:
1. We can beat any team because we have tradition
2. We don't need talent cause we have tradition
3. We invented tradition
4.Ozark is the worst place to live other than West Fork
5.If we don't win a game its cause the Refs are from the north or West Fork lol
A Greenbrier poster:
1) We will win conference cause we play lots of 7on7 and we think we look pretty darn good in our kitty blue uniforms.
2) We will win conference cause we have the Heisman trophy candidate soph. QB.
3) We made the playoffs last year so we should be #1 in Hootens
4) Our coach should be coaching the UofA but we are happy he coaches on Hwy65
5) Why did Vilonia spank us so bad by 50pts year before last?
OK, here goes my first post... ;)
A Pine Bruff (Bluff) poster:
1. Goes to the game to see their "Baby Daddy" play.
2. Cannot undestand why other schools in the district do not serve MD20/20 or "Fawtys" at the concession stand.
3. Usually wears stripes on a daily basis, and not the ones from the Zebra uniforms either.
4. Has watched the same group of players actually play over a 14 year period (4 peewee, 2 jr high, 8 years of high school)
5. Never goes to away games...just costs too much in gas to drive that far in the Caprice Classic with 30" rims.
And let me pick on my neighbor to the south:
A Junction City poster:
1: Only posts between the hours of 12 noon and 5 pm because that is when the public library is open
2: Louisiana boys!!??!! NO....they all live on the Arkansas side....most of the school year anyway.
3: Told you we could finally win a state title....once we got rid of all those gimmick teams like Shiloh, Harding Academy, Charleston etc. Who made up that new rule of throwing the ball over our heads anyway?
4: Classroom? OH...you mean "study hall" at the weight room?
5: DRAGON BALL BABY!
OK...let me have it....Let's see some funny ones for my town! ;D
Quote from: retiredlion05 on July 26, 2006, 10:36:38 am
A Searcy Poster:
1. Searcy may have lost that game but we had more heart than them.
2. We have more heart than the rest of the state, combined!
3. Says, we're gonna win 3 games this year because we have heart.
4. You guys have no heart.
5. After going 1-9, they go silent because they are "heart-broken"
If you see any of these things, beware for you are in the presence of a Searcy Poster.
6. Most Moral Victories in the state!
Posted by: Uncle Ivan "in 2006"
A Marion Poster
5. Knows, but will never admit, that they are nothing more than the annoying brat little brother to both Wynne and West Memphis.
...Funny to look back on these old post and see how they have changed....Wynne hasn't beaten Marion since that post.
Here's one on Me, Moose, and Wfdrummer17
A West Fork Poster
1. Don't underestimate us
2. We finally won a conference champ :D
3. Our o-line is unmatched, even by the UofA
4. Prescott didn't beat us, we just lost that game <_<
5. At least our refs arn't as bad as shilohs....
no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked
Quote from: colts52 on August 02, 2010, 02:43:31 pm
no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked
It's kind of like picking on the Special Ed kids. It's just not right to do and not very funny. ;)
Quote from: Eddie Goodson on August 02, 2010, 02:54:17 pm
Quote from: colts52 on August 02, 2010, 02:43:31 pm
no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked
It's kind of like picking on the Special Ed kids. It's just not right to do and not very funny. ;)
It leaves a a bad taste in your your mouth lol
A monticello poster
1. Swears they are the upper echelon of high school football in the 5A and south arkansas.
2. The mayor gives the whole town a key to the city when they beat warren.
3. Thinks that going to the "bar" is the River restaraunt and All Star sports club.
4. Thinks their facilities rival the elite of elite texas high school football programs.
5. Brags about winning a conference championship.....in the 5A southeast.
6. Their nonconference opponents consists of no teams in conferences larger than theirs.
7. Thinks the most educated people in the state hail from monticello.
8. And finally....regardless of the pistol whippings we give them....Warren still pays off the refs
even if the game is in monticello.
Quote from: Eddie Goodson on August 02, 2010, 02:54:17 pm
Quote from: colts52 on August 02, 2010, 02:43:31 pm
no bashing Rivercrest posters? Im shocked
It's kind of like picking on the Special Ed kids. It's just not right to do and not very funny. ;)
Haha +1.
Loving this thread.... :D
A Heber poster...
1. Thinks Braylon Mitchell is the greatest running back to go through Arkansas.
2. Thinks Coach Janski Is the best coach that ever stepped on the field.
3. Even through Bk beats them badly, they still blame the game on the refs.
4. Thinks their facilities rival the U of A.
5. Thinks that the Heber and Clinton game is the best rivalry in the state.
6. Are the most arrogant and cocky people you will ever see post
A Warren poster....
1. Thinks all their players are "home grown"
2. Thinks Bo is pro Warren even though he has interviewed and been denied by 5 different schools.
3. Remembers every game as a "mercy rule" regardless of point spread.
4. Is oblivious to the fact that their program is in slow decline and think they are "just young"
5. Doesn't understand that a championship football program must play defense to remain relevant.
Quote from: Peety on July 31, 2011, 02:14:25 am
A Heber poster...
1. Thinks Braylon Mitchell is the greatest running back to go through Arkansas.
2. Thinks Coach Janski Is the best coach that ever stepped on the field.
3. Even through Bk beats them badly, they still blame the game on the refs.
4. Thinks their facilities rival the U of A.
5. Thinks that the Heber and Clinton game is the best rivalry in the state.
6. Are the most arrogant and cocky people you will ever see post
Thats the truth
Ozark poster... HPRD... We beat booneville season is a success nuff said
Piggott has the most moral victories in the state
Paris is the only school I know that rocks out to ole Christmas Tree every friday night!
Quote from: Legend on September 09, 2011, 03:28:00 pm
Ozark poster... HPRD... We beat booneville season is a success nuff said
Piggott has the most moral victories in the state
Paris is the only school I know that rocks out to ole Christmas Tree every friday night!
Its better then Shiloh playing Scooby-Doo after as thier Alma matter <_< or fight song, one of the two...
I'd rather rock out to scooby doo than ole Christmas Tree
Quote from: Lions84 on July 27, 2006, 08:59:06 pm
Clarendon poster
1. They are FANITICAL.
2. When we beat Brinkley we have our season made.
3. It's All about the CUP!
4. Beating Barton is a real Treat.
5. Promotes the 6AA to the death.
No Change so far.
Earle fan
1. We are traditionally a basketball school (as soon as their hyped up football team is eliminated before the quarters)
2. Bulldog nation, bulldog nation, bulldog nation
3. If we beat vanilla then we bes going to da ship
4. Rivercrest only beats us because their school district pulls from osceola
5. (insert dog noises) earle the house of pain (insert dog noises)
Quote from: colts52 on November 09, 2011, 01:02:51 am
Earle fan
1. We are traditionally a basketball school (as soon as their hyped up football team is eliminated before the quarters)
2. Bulldog nation, bulldog nation, bulldog nation
3. If we beat vanilla then we bes going to da ship
4. Rivercrest only beats us because their school district pulls from osceola
5. (insert dog noises) earle the house of pain (insert dog noises)
Don't you dare talk about the nation. THE EARLE NATION.
Quote from: colts52 on November 09, 2011, 01:02:51 am
Earle fan
1. We are traditionally a basketball school (as soon as their hyped up football team is eliminated before the quarters)
2. Bulldog nation, bulldog nation, bulldog nation
3. If we beat vanilla then we bes going to da ship
4. Rivercrest only beats us because their school district pulls from osceola
5. (insert dog noises) earle the house of pain (insert dog noises)
+1
Quote from: Legend on September 09, 2011, 03:28:00 pm
Paris is the only school I know that rocks out to ole Christmas Tree every friday night!
So does Jessieville, oddly enough.
Meanwhile, PG gets plenty of practice on Auld Lang Syne.
A HOPE FAN
1. Shows up to every game late and dressed like he's on the cover of Ebony Magazine and smelling like Colt .45 Malt Liquor !
2. Thinks that D.D. Holyfield, Artis Ray Martin, Bubba Powers and David Johnson still have eligibility.
3. Can never stop talking about the Wynne game in 2000.
4. Still thinks the Nashville game in 78 was rigged by the CIA to stop a undefeated season.
5. Thinks losing to Nashville ain't half as bad as losing to Prescott !
Camden Fairview Fan
1. We have blueprints on how to lose to Greenwood.
2. Our Stadium was built for us to show up late.
3. El Dorado aint that good. We just don't care about beating them.
4. Everybody on our team runs a 4 flat 100 meters !
5. Doesn't want anyone to know Buck James and Harv Welch were separated at birth !
Arkansas High (Texarkana)
1. We are Arkansas High ! Get it right.
2. Texas side players who can't play at Pleasent Grove or Liberty Eylau are welcomed at AHS. NO TEXAS HIGH TIGER PLAYERS ARE ALLOWED TO TRANSFER EVER !
3. The more wins, the more we show up. Lose the 1st game or to T-High and we won't be back until the El Dorado game !
4. The Police are armed at our games for a reason. Sudden outburst of gunfire is normal.
5. So what our cheerleaders look 27 years old ? what's the problem ?
A Batesville Poster
1. last name is proably CHILDRESS !
2. Thinks a Coon Hat is proper attire at a funeral.
3. Everything he owns is ORANGE & BLACK !
4. Knows that the visitor side of their Stadium is crooked to give fans whiplash !
5. Hates Newport & Wynne like Newt Gringrich hates being single !
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A Greenwood Poster= Top 10 ;D
1. Will say I'm from G!(i.e. greenwood)
2. Will remind you of exactly how many State Championship's we have an in what sport.
3. Have more confidence than a junkyard dog ;D
4. Losing is not a option and will resort to calling the Dogs to distract the opponent.
5. G loves their Bulldogs equal to how much Waldron loves their Bulldogs.(well maybe a little+)
6. Bleed blue and wear "G the dog" with PRIDE.
7. Will remind the opponent we beat all year and for yrs to come that G is the thang! WINNER
8. It is never rebuild it is reload.(FB program)
9. The GreenwoodDogPound is THE site for sports.( on all things G of course, FF! 8))
10. Love to hear- This is Greenwood High School Football!
Oh ya, and think we are better than everybody else 8) or so I have been told.
HH, you forgot a few teams in your dissertation. It is all good and very funny. I suppose you think it is all TRUE! lol! How about doing a V and GB when you get time. I'd love to hear about those two. ;D
Quote from: InYoGrill on March 16, 2012, 10:41:20 am
HH, you forgot a few teams in your dissertation. It is all good and very funny. I suppose you think it is all TRUE! lol! How about doing a V and GB when you get time. I'd love to hear about those two. ;D
A Vilonia Fan
1. Thinks they're in contention for the 5A State Title when they're 3-7 !
2. Thinks Cowger still has elgibility !
3. Thinks Greenbrier fans are beneath them and they should bow when they see royalty !!!
4. All dirt roads lead to Vilonia !
5. Recruites basketball players from Guy-Perkins to fill out thier roster to look like a 5A Squad !