Clarksville Assistant Opening

[huskercat]

Clarksville has a 7-12th grade Social Studies opening with HS Assistant position. Must be certified in 7-12 Social Studies to be considered.  Looking at a few different options, but would like someone on the offensive side or with Offensive Line experience.  Contact me at Khris.buckner@csdar.org for more details.  Apply at csdar.org

[purpleswag]

Does it come with hazard pay? Ha ha

[Dayton Kitchens]

Does it come with hazard pay? Ha ha

Why would one need hazard pay at Clarksville?

[purpleswag]

Why would one need hazard pay at Clarksville?

Was it not Clarksville where the light pole fell?

[Dayton Kitchens]

Was it not Clarksville where the light pole fell?

I don't remember that.    they did have a pretty damaging tornado come through a few years ago that killed three people.   But that can happen anywhere in Arkansas.

[x14113]

It happened two weeks ago. A rotting base caused a wooden pole to fall on a pair of folks during a soccer event in Clarksville.

https://5newsonline.com/2019/03/09/student-and-referee-taken-to-hospital-after-light-pole-falls-on-them/

The remaining lights have since been dismantled.

[Jimbo Morphis]

It happened two weeks ago. A rotting base caused a wooden pole to fall on a pair of folks during a soccer event in Clarksville.

https://5newsonline.com/2019/03/09/student-and-referee-taken-to-hospital-after-light-pole-falls-on-them/

The remaining lights have since been dismantled.

Another reason not to watch soccer.

[beach bum]

Another reason not to watch soccer.

Still better than football where there is 12 minutes of actual action in a 3 hour event... More time in the huddle than the actual game. More shots of the crowd or coach than actual play. More commercials than actual play.

[HorseFeathers]

Still better than football where there is 12 minutes of actual action in a 3 hour event... More time in the huddle than the actual game. More shots of the crowd or coach than actual play. More commercials than actual play.

Isn't soccer the outside version of a basketball stall game? 😁

[purpleswag]

Still better than football where there is 12 minutes of actual action in a 3 hour event... More time in the huddle than the actual game. More shots of the crowd or coach than actual play. More commercials than actual play.

As opposed to watching grown men lay on the ground crying in "pain"?

[JessieP]

Still better than football where there is 12 minutes of actual action in a 3 hour event... More time in the huddle than the actual game. More shots of the crowd or coach than actual play. More commercials than actual play.

That's a bit much. Still better? In your opinion maybe but in the opinion of the vast majority of Americans football is still better. And that's a pretty shallow interpretation of football. The physical exertion of hand to hand combat is often more taxing then simple running. Wrestling sometimes last only 3 or 4 minutes and yet both participants are drenched in sweat. Real Sports did a segment on soccer once that dispelled the myth. It showed how actual sprinting was very little. The majority of players during a soccer match rarely hit a heart rate considered maximum heart rate. In a pure cardio sense it was just slightly above football but far behind hockey, swimming and basketball.

If you want to categorize football that way I'd submit that soccer only has a few seconds of actual action, when a goal is scored. Often times there is no action whatsoever.

Late night modification: I have no dislike of soccer, I actually enjoy it. My issue is the same as millions of Americans. It's hard to go all in on a sport we suck at. How can we lead the world in accomplishments but can't field an elite soccer team? How can we invent the internet, land on the moon and still not get out of the first round of the world cup? Every 4 years we get excited and everyone likes soccer and then we get stomped by Tonga. Maybe if USA could rise to the level of "They aren't that bad" soccer would really take off here.

[papaeagle]

Clarksville has a 7-12th grade Social Studies opening with HS Assistant position. Must be certified in 7-12 Social Studies to be considered.  Looking at a few different options, but would like someone on the offensive side or with Offensive Line experience.  Contact me at Khris.buckner@csdar.org for more details.  Apply at csdar.org

Did they get someone yet? There is an assistant coach that lives in Clarksville who coaches elsewhere that might fit the requirements and be interested. Sure is getting late to get a coach to move in from way across the state and make drastic living changes with a house rental, moving an entire family, etc... Good luck in your search.

[sevenof400]

Another reason not to watch soccer.

Call Terminix.

We need to spray for troglodytes again apparently....

[PA Dad]

Call Terminix.

We need to spray for troglodytes again apparently....

Seven, I'm a fan.

[1reddieLB]

Made a solid hire from what I understand!

[Jimbo Morphis]

Still better than football where there is 12 minutes of actual action in a 3 hour event... More time in the huddle than the actual game. More shots of the crowd or coach than actual play. More commercials than actual play.

Where is the soccer board?