10,000 Post Party

[Wahls]

I figure I'd post it here since like 40% of my posts are here.

I'd like to thank my EASTLab teacher for being clueless and allowing me to post incessantly here. My right and left hand deserve some credit as well.

A lot of things are different now than they were when I first got here nearly 9 years ago. Dollar General sponsored, then dropped Booneville. World wide Walt has now become someone else's problem, we heard detailed descriptions of restroom facilities, and we found out the importance of having our McFadden.

We lost atownpantherfan05, Glion, and likely others that we just never heard about.

And while I am often disappointed in various aspects of the board, I still haven't completely left yet. The reasons, while not really that simple, are because my best work isn't over yet.

I attempted to look for some of my best posts, but noticed the search feature is gone. So I randomly clicked a few pages and picked the best ones off there.

So here are some randomly assorted posts for some FF nostalgia?

Sometimes the best are the true-est.

You won't like Mulerider when he's angry.

For those of you unaware - this actually happened.

What do you call it when DeQuack sells out their home stands?

A full set of teef.

What happens when someone in Howard County gets married?

The TV show My Big Redneck wedding shows up to film it.

But sometimes, it wasn't pretty.

At least a Ricebird is real, as opposed to say...a "Scrapper". That's one of the worst mascots ever.

Yeah, anytime your mascot is an abstract concept, it kinda sucks. And for that reason, I want to change Henderson's mascot to the Henderson Yeti's.

Still looking for an answer on this one.

The electoral college is retarded. Why can't we abolish it?

All of you. I mean it. We figured out the Obama birth caper. We did it.

I'm honored to post in such great company. I really am. It's not every day that you get to post on the SAME MESSAGE BOARD as a few super sluths who could figure out that about six government agencies couldn't, all without touching the document in question.


You guys are American Heroes, and don't you forget it!

I'm practically a psychologist.

Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the diagnostic classification system used in the United States, as "a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy."

Hmmmm.

I'll have to test this theory.

tex_pig, what are you talkin bout soph. English? In d.a. We stop in the 6th grade. Which is 2 years more than they teach in texarkana.

I know a guy that went to Arkansas High that could type with his toes more coherently than you.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to build a house in the economy they wrecked.

Nope, not me!  Just thinking they are the ones who will be in control of our lifes as we get older.....

I'm class of 2009, and you're screwed.

Love The Scrappers. So obvious.

This is all beginning to make sense. I think you've seen a lot more than a couple games.

Love The Scrappers has 8 posts. Five posts have places defending the coaching staff, four are defending the Superintendent, and three have inside information that no one else would have. That 14-18 stat gave you away and the rest connected the dots. No one else would really care but a coach.

The very first post asks "Which Graham is coaching Pee Wee," and there's another post that refers to the "scrapper fans" (if you were a fan, you'd say "we" not separate yourself unless you were speaking in third person. You weren't.) and then later you change your mind. Don't worry, another coach from your neck of the woods messed up doing that earlier this year.

I'm not gonna name names. I'll let the rest of you figure out who it is. I would hope a Nashville coach would have more class than saying "De Quack" but I guess not. On a side note, you're good friends with one of my family members.

This is the second coach I've caught this year talking some jazz. I'm on a roll, folks. New record for me.

I'm not wrong?

Coach my son has never not started for the team he plays for from the time he was in 7th grade so I'm not to worried about that, so you just enjoy your day in the retirement home and someone will be in to change your depends before long long so you dont have to worry about all the S%^$ your dealing with today. Have a Nice Day!!

whoa whoa whoa, lets not hate on depends. We all started there and we'll all end there God willing.

It's been... interesting. Thanks for providing me with quality entertainment. Feel free to share some nostalgia, bash me, whatever.

I'm still the stupid band kid and still giving pitches vibrato.

-Wahls

[Brian G]

Get me your address and we'll send you a prize for the 10000th.

How's that for nostalgia? 

[Wahls]

Get me your address and we'll send you a prize for the 10000th.

How's that for nostalgia? 

I sent in a previous address for that deal. I hope they enjoyed their copy of Vype (it was Vype wasn't it?)

[Wahls]

Oh but there was that one time I was convinced you were Kurt Voigt...

[Brian G]

Yeah, Capshaw?? got really into it and I think he offered that. 

His jump into the foray was unexpected.

[Brian G]

Oh but there was that one time I was convinced you were Kurt Voigt...

Add that to a long list.

[Wahls]

Oh but there was that one time I was convinced you were Kurt Voigt...

Add that to a long list.

I have gotten a lot of people right but I swung and whiffed on that.

Dat u kurt?

[PrivateLesson]

Awwwwww.....shucks maw....Wahls is patting himself on the back again. lol

[AirWarren]

Great memories there.

Do u hav u McFadden?

[Wahls]

Awwwwww.....shucks maw....Wahls is patting himself on the back again. lol

Naw. That's not what a post party is about!

[PrivateLesson]

That's true....I was just teasing you.  Many great posters have been on Fearless and many still remain.   It's what makes Fearless Fun, if some(myself included) can try to enjoy some posters as characters.  Congrats on a milestone.

[WPWells]

Man I've only been on here about 5 years but I'm well past the 10000 mark

[whippersnapper]

Man I've only been on here about 5 years but I'm well past the 10000 mark

10,000 mark for what? Your posts count is at the 7,418 mark lol

[Wahls]

Man I've only been on here about 5 years but I'm well past the 10000 mark

10,000 mark for what? Your posts count is at the 7,418 mark lol

Sounds like he's been banned before...

[WPWells]

I'm on the metric system since I'm in Greece

[Hootie]

I've been here since 2009 and I've yet to break 2,000 posts. I need to get my street cred up.

[Jimbo Morphis]

Man I've only been on here about 5 years but I'm well past the 10000 mark

10,000 mark for what? Your posts count is at the 7,418 mark lol

he is an accounting major.

[Hootie]

I'm on the metric system since I'm in Greece

Math is a universal language so :

0 + 1 = 1 in 'Murica
0 + 1 = 1 in Greece

[HorseFeathers]

Man I've only been on here about 5 years but I'm well past the 10000 mark

looking at my post count again?

[AirWarren]

I'm on the metric system since I'm in Greece

Math is a universal language so :

0 + 1 = 1 in 'Murica
0 + 1 = 1 in Greece

You obviously don't have a child using common core.

[AirWarren]

I've been here since 2009 and I've yet to break 2,000 posts. I need to get my street cred up.

The politics board used to be a place to get your post count up through heated arguments. They cut that feature out haha

[Uncle Ivan]

Still have narcissism confused with talking a metric ton of crap.

[Wahls]

Still have narcissism confused with talking a metric ton of crap.

What were you going to do with that John Edwards sex tape, anyway?

[Hootie]

I'm on the metric system since I'm in Greece

Math is a universal language so :

0 + 1 = 1 in 'Murica
0 + 1 = 1 in Greece

You obviously don't have a child using common core.

None that I am aware of. Children that is lol