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General => After the Whistle => Topic started by: thebigshot on February 19, 2007, 04:08:14 pm

Title: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: thebigshot on February 19, 2007, 04:08:14 pm
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.


A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.


The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.


Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"


A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.


Fayetteville
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.


It is illegal to kill "any living creature".


It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.


No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54


Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

http://www.ahajokes.com/laws004.html
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: tenaciousD on February 19, 2007, 04:44:08 pm
WOW, im glad I only kill dead creatures
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: TwoMinuteOffense on February 19, 2007, 05:34:02 pm
What's so crazy?  He He
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: jackfan1™ on February 19, 2007, 09:08:17 pm
"It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. "

Well darn, there goes that planned activity!
Guess I'll have to do it at noon. ;)
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: FootballGuy43 on February 19, 2007, 09:18:48 pm
If a person has more than 3 DWI's then they are given a hot pink license plate to be placed on their vehicle. Also, the first 3 letters must be DWI.

That is insane...
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: Footballer on February 19, 2007, 09:21:22 pm
What's insane is letting someone drive after getting three DWI's.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: buffalofan5 on February 19, 2007, 09:30:20 pm
I started looking at all the state's..

All but one of Alaska's dumb laws are about bears(3 of the 4 being about a moose :-\ )
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: thebigshot on February 19, 2007, 10:46:18 pm
Quote from: Footballer on February 19, 2007, 09:21:22 pm
What's insane is letting someone drive after getting three DWI's.

I think after the third time you should get jail-time up to five years. I lost a step-brother by a drunk driver and the guy had four DWI's and they only took his license away for two years. That was his punishment not having no licenses for two years, when we had the serve punishment of losing somebody we really loved by a dumb@$$ that was drunk.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: bbmom on February 19, 2007, 10:50:58 pm
When I was a kid we lived in Cross County, and at the time (they may have done away with it by now), there was still a law on the books in Wynne that you had to call the city hall (assuming you had a phone) and notify them if you'd be bringing your motorized vehicle to town so they could make sure all the horses were tied up first. My dad actually called Wynne's city hall once and notified them that he'd be driving there. The poor clerk he talked to had no idea what he was talking about.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: Uncle Ivan on February 21, 2007, 08:20:07 pm
Here's one from that website:

Assorted counties such as Craighead, Faulkner, and etc. are designated dry.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: buffalofan5 on February 21, 2007, 09:49:41 pm
Quote from: President Ivan on February 21, 2007, 08:20:07 pm
Here's one from that website:

Assorted counties such as Craighead, Faulkner, and etc. are designated dry.
+randolph..
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: Scorpius on February 21, 2007, 09:57:32 pm
Crawford county is also unfortunately dry.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: The critic on February 22, 2007, 09:01:37 pm
Hot Spring county, Clark county, Grant county are also dry.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: SandLizard04 on February 22, 2007, 09:05:31 pm
Add Pope (Russellville), Yell (Dardanelle), Johnson (Clarksville), and White (Searcy) to that list.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: philgoodallday on February 23, 2007, 09:54:57 am
It makes so much sense to have everyone driving to another county for their booze.  I especially like the idea of people driving to another county on Saturday night, going through a drive-through because they have ran out or want to stock up for Sunday (because all of Arkansas is dry on Sundays) and then driving 10 to 20 minutes back to their county.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: shotgunbilly3215 on February 23, 2007, 06:07:53 pm
Quote from: BigBen7 on February 19, 2007, 09:18:48 pm
If a person has more than 3 DWI's then they are given a hot pink license plate to be placed on their vehicle. Also, the first 3 letters must be DWI.

That is insane...
Tho this is never enforced. I know for a fact. I would love to have that enforced tho. Would make my job alot easier.

None of these are really. Alot of these; if not all are OLD OLD OLD outdated laws that legislatures were to lazy to do away with.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: PHIL IS MY HERO aka RTVM on February 24, 2007, 11:00:02 pm
Quote from: shotgunbilly on February 23, 2007, 06:07:53 pm
Quote from: BigBen7 on February 19, 2007, 09:18:48 pm
If a person has more than 3 DWI's then they are given a hot pink license plate to be placed on their vehicle. Also, the first 3 letters must be DWI.

That is insane...
Tho this is never enforced. I know for a fact. I would love to have that enforced tho. Would make my job alot easier.

None of these are really. Alot of these; if not all are OLD OLD OLD outdated laws that legislatures were to lazy to do away with.

that was a bill that was introduced last week in the house.  it failed to pass.  it is not a current law. 
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: shotgunbilly3215 on February 25, 2007, 09:15:16 am
Quote from: TheBigShot on February 19, 2007, 10:46:18 pm
Quote from: Footballer on February 19, 2007, 09:21:22 pm
What's insane is letting someone drive after getting three DWI's.

I think after the third time you should get jail-time up to five years. I lost a step-brother by a drunk driver and the guy had four DWI's and they only took his license away for two years. That was his punishment not having no licenses for two years, when we had the serve punishment of losing somebody we really loved by a dumb@$$ that was drunk.

4 DWI's is a felony in AR. 3rd offense is punishable with jailtime. I believe 1 DWI in Texas is a felony. I wish it were that way here.

Here is Arkansas' punishment by offense.

FIRST OFFENSE DWI:

One day to one year in jail and a fine of $150 up to $1000, plus court costs of $300.00. The court has the discretion to order public service in lieu of jail.
SECOND OFFENSE DWI:

Seven days to one year in jail OR no less than 30 days community service and a fine of no less than $400 nor more than $3000.00, plus court costs of $300.00.


THIRD OFFENSE DWI:

90 days to one year in jail OR no fewer than 90 days of community service and a fine of not less than $900.00 and no more than $5,000.00.
FOURTH OFFENSE DWI:

A fourth-offense DWI is a felony in Arkansas. One year to six years in the state penitentiary OR not less than one year of community service. $900 to $5000.00 fine.


FIFTH OFFENSE DWI:

A fifth-offense DWI is also a felony in Arkansas. Two years to ten years for the fifth or subsequent offense in the state penitentiary OR not less than two years of community service. $900 to $5000.00 fine.
Arkansas DWI arrestees may be subjected to an ignition interlock requirement, but curiously, only those who can afford it are subject to this restriction. If an ignition interlock is ordered following an Arkansas DWI conviction, then you can drive only cars with interlock devices for up to one year after the person's license is no longer suspended or restricted.

These penalties are not imposed by the court system. In fact the judge cannot lessen or change these penalties. They are imposed entirely outside the criminal courts by the Arkansas Dept. of Finance and Administration.
Title: Re: Arkansas Crazy Laws
Post by: Lions84 on February 26, 2007, 10:19:46 am
My favorite is that in Arkansas it is illegal to skin a hog and burn it's hide.