And That's When The Fight Was On!!

[-Painted Fan-]

A guy has a wreck, rear-ending the vehicle in front of him.  He gets out to inspect the damage, and notices the other driver is a dwarf.  The dwarf looks at his crumpled back bumper, and yells "Man, I am NOT happy!"  The man says, 'Yeah, well which one are you?"

[Hurricane]

And then the man pictures the dwarfs head as a kickball in 5th grade and kicks him ....