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The Earl, T-Shirts, TOC, Missing Laptop, 40 Feet + 3 and Nanner Puddin!

Started by Billyo62, January 13, 2010, 09:14:13 am

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Billyo62

And that's just a few from Bentonville

Before we kick off, 2010...anyone have any other good stuff from last year to rehash?

Billyo62

Remember the new snacks last year?

Critter Sticks and Moles on a Pole....Yummy.. only in Softballl can you get those.

Who is the Only School that sells those at the concession stand?


True Believer

Exactly.

And you sit up there in NWA saying the rest of the state is uncouth.  How dare you?  Mole on a pole?

:)

Billyo62

Quote from: True Believer on January 13, 2010, 12:19:19 pm
Exactly.

And you sit up there in NWA saying the rest of the state is uncouth.  How dare you?  Mole on a pole?

:)

Ever tried one..ain't bad...little sauce a little spice..  awesome! and buy one get one free!

Tommy TIGER

Mole on a Pole is the best softbaal food ever just ask Ugly!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

qhmurph

 Heather and DC this morning were talking about some diet food that caused some to throw up in there own mouth......    Mole on the pole , and what kind of seasoning?

Baitshop

Alright....here is the real skinny.....


Earl is currently, STILL, selling THE T-shirts at www.bitemelauren.com, the price is $19.95.....supplies are limited, order now.....!!

The TOC was just a ruse to facilitate the T-shirt "program".......and, of course, to goad LW into making a complete rump of herself......

The laptop has all of the evidence...err, I mean, accounting, in regards to above mentioned T-shirts and consequently, is at the bottom of the same lake that Danny Nutts computer is at......

The "40 Feet + 3" is this years scam to sell more T-shirts......some refer to this as the "circle of life".....Earl just calls it KMA Lauren II.......

Nanner' Puddin' is Earls version of a victory cigar......


There......I think that just about covers it......any more questions..??..??..??

stattracker

Quote from: Baitshop on January 14, 2010, 12:19:31 am
Alright....here is the real skinny.....


Earl is currently, STILL, selling THE T-shirts at www.bitemelauren.com, the price is $19.95.....supplies are limited, order now.....!!

The TOC was just a ruse to facilitate the T-shirt "program".......and, of course, to goad LW into making a complete rump of herself......

The laptop has all of the evidence...err, I mean, accounting, in regards to above mentioned T-shirts and consequently, is at the bottom of the same lake that Danny Nutts computer is at......

The "40 Feet + 3" is this years scam to sell more T-shirts......some refer to this as the "circle of life".....Earl just calls it KMA Lauren II.......

Nanner' Puddin' is Earls version of a victory cigar......


There......I think that just about covers it......any more questions..??..??..??

To those of us who already knew that it was a good recap of history.

True Believer

Nope never had mole on a pole but I ate boudin once.  Does that count?

BBRB


Baitshop

Quote from: BBRB on January 14, 2010, 09:10:35 am
Quote from: True Believer on January 14, 2010, 08:07:11 am
Nope never had mole on a pole but I ate boudin once.  Does that count?
Tommy or Bobby?


Well played...... ;)

Actually......I believe it was Clarence.....I think that he lives over in Piggott....I could be wrong though........

Earl is my Hero!!

Quote from: True Believer on January 14, 2010, 08:07:11 am
Nope never had mole on a pole but I ate boudin once.  Does that count?

So many jokes there I don't know where to start...












I guess I will just assume she was talking about cajun sausage.

Billyo62

Quote from: Earl is my Hero!! on January 14, 2010, 10:45:32 am
Quote from: True Believer on January 14, 2010, 08:07:11 am
Nope never had mole on a pole but I ate boudin once.  Does that count?

So many jokes there I don't know where to start...

I guess I will just assume she was talking about cajun sausage.

Sounds like code talk to me!  :-X

True Believer

You are all perverts.

Boudin is a cajun sausage but I know you all know that smart pants.

True Believer

A good comeback.

But you are still little 6th grade boys in the mind.

cuz

Real boudin originated in the town of Boudin in south LA. near Gueydan. It has no saugsage in, it's blood boudin.There's your out TB................

Billyo62

Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:35:35 am
A good comeback.

But you are still little 6th grade boys in the mind.

What do expect when they forced most of us to take the 6th Grade 2 or 3 Times, give us a break!  ;)

True Believer

Well that is what I ate I guess.   I just knew I couldn't eat it ever again.  My Cajun friend made it from scratch and that stuff was nasty to me.  But he gobbled it up.  He told me it was called boudin.

Now the stuff called Cajun sausage will burn your nose hairs off but it's so good. 

What exactly is mole on a pole? 

True Believer

Quote from: Billyo62 on January 16, 2010, 11:41:08 am<br />
Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:35:35 am<br />A good comeback.<br /><br />But you are still little 6th grade boys in the mind.<br />
<br /><br />What do expect when they forced most of us to take the 6th Grade 2 or 3 Times, give us a break! <img src="http://fearlessfriday.com/yabbse/Smileys/classic/wink.gif"; border="0" alt="" title="" onresizestart="return false;" id="smiley_1_wink.gif" /><br />


Only 2 or 3 times?   I would have thought more than that.   :-*

Billyo62

Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:44:53 am
Quote from: Billyo62 on January 16, 2010, 11:41:08 am<br />
Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:35:35 am<br />A good comeback.<br /><br />But you are still little 6th grade boys in the mind.<br />
<br /><br />What do expect when they forced most of us to take the 6th Grade 2 or 3 Times, give us a break! <img src="http://fearlessfriday.com/yabbse/Smileys/classic/wink.gif"; border="0" alt="" title="" onresizestart="return false;" id="smiley_1_wink.gif" /><br />


Only 2 or 3 times?   I would have thought more than that.   :-*

Yeah, I think 3 was the max, and they just gave us our diploma, I got it hanging in the shed, right above my hubcap shining machine... I could never have started this business without that diploma!  Big Money in Shiny Hubcaps!  ::)

True Believer

See what they teach in Missouri?   :)

Did they teach you how to cook mole on a pole?   I'm gonna keep asking until someone tells me.  Is it cat?

Billyo62

Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:54:36 am
See what they teach in Missouri?   :)

Did they teach you how to cook mole on a pole?   I'm gonna keep asking until someone tells me.  Is it cat?

It's really Moles , and you can only get these deep fried snacks at One Particular School at Softball Games...  Let's see if the Hardcores chime in on this!   ;D

True Believer


stattracker

You mean school goes past the 6th grade? I nver knew. I thought I was done.

Billyo62

Quote from: stattracker on January 16, 2010, 12:01:23 pm
You mean school goes past the 6th grade? I nver knew. I thought I was done.

That's just a rumor by those big brain folks that use Long words cause they think they be  smarter!  ;)

BBRB

Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:44:53 am
Quote from: Billyo62 on January 16, 2010, 11:41:08 am<br />
Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:35:35 am<br />A good comeback.<br /><br />But you are still little 6th grade boys in the mind.<br />
<br /><br />What do expect when they forced most of us to take the 6th Grade 2 or 3 Times, give us a break! <img src="http://fearlessfriday.com/yabbse/Smileys/classic/wink.gif"; border="0" alt="" title="" onresizestart="return false;" id="smiley_1_wink.gif" /><br />


Only 2 or 3 times?   I would have thought more than that.   :-*
After the 3rd time they make you the teacher!!!

True Believer

Good one...lol.

Bait, Earl, cuz, Statt and Billyo as teachers is just a scary thought though.

Earl could teach on how to sell t shirts though. 

Billyo62

Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 04:38:29 pm
Good one...lol.

Bait, Earl, cuz, Statt and Billyo as teachers is just a scary thought though.

Earl could teach on how to sell t shirts though.  

Selling T- Shirts is not The Earls skill, it's hiding the profits of said sales from LW !  ::)

True Believer

 :o  Are you kidding me?  Earl hiding profits.   ::)

Don't believe it.   


Billyo62

Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 05:02:57 pm
:o  Are you kidding me?  Earl hiding profits.   ::)

Don't believe it.   



He is a shady Criminal, a Pilfer of Profits Prince from the Darkside of the Golden Palace!  ;)

stattracker

Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 05:02:57 pm
:o  Are you kidding me?  Earl hiding profits.   ::)

Don't believe it.   



As Kurt Angel would say:

It's true. It's darn true.

True Believer

You lie I say!  You lie!

He owns Great Danes.   He couldn't pilfer a thing, could he?

Billyo62

Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 05:36:35 pm
You lie I say!  You lie!

He owns Great Danes.   He couldn't pilfer a thing, could he?

The Danes are All part of his Organization of Deceit and strategically placed Big Doo-Dees in his criminal empire of Hidden T-Shirt Profits!

True Believer

Please don't remind Earl of the  Big Doo-Dees.   He has pictures. 

Earl is my Hero!!

Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 08:32:57 pm
Please don't remind Earl of the  Big Doo-Dees.   He has pictures. 

Dang!

I just threw away about 50lbs. of doo-dees. I coulda saved them for ya TB!











Note: That's what happens when it takes more than 1 week for the snow to melt. The doo-dees pile up (no pun intended)! I'm just glad I don't live up north.

The spring thaw would be brutal...

True Believer

Speaking of doo dee.  I have had to pick up after a lovely Great Dane.  It's no small task.  Those pictures brought back bad memories.

But I love you Woods and I hope you are doing fine.   She's really smart so I know she can read this.  Her owner's intelligence I question greatly.  :)

mack

Quote from: Earl is my Hero!! on January 19, 2010, 10:18:19 pm
Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 08:32:57 pm
Please don't remind Earl of the  Big Doo-Dees.   He has pictures. 


Dang!

I just threw away about 50lbs. of doo-dees. I coulda saved them for ya TB!











Note: That's what happens when it takes more than 1 week for the snow to melt. The doo-dees pile up (no pun intended)! I'm just glad I don't live up north.

The spring thaw would be brutal...

Ya'll are all a bunch of sissies,,,, Dane Doo-Dee,,,, you should have to deal with pot-belly pig Doo-dee like Mack does :'( :'( :'( :'(

BTW,  we got your room reserved for the TOCs.  We are looking forward to viewing your unmatched skills behind the plate once more.  Your command  of the field is legendary.  Those of us in Central Arkansas are honored with your presence.  Pretty Ricky is going to smoke several roasts and pork-loins [sorry Puumba] for us to sample, and Mrs. Pretty Ricky is making extra nanner pudding for the Earl's pleasure.  It will be fun!

Baitshop

Quote from: mack on January 20, 2010, 08:39:52 am
Quote from: Earl is my Hero!! on January 19, 2010, 10:18:19 pm
Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 08:32:57 pm
Please don't remind Earl of the  Big Doo-Dees.   He has pictures. 


Dang!

I just threw away about 50lbs. of doo-dees. I coulda saved them for ya TB!











Note: That's what happens when it takes more than 1 week for the snow to melt. The doo-dees pile up (no pun intended)! I'm just glad I don't live up north.

The spring thaw would be brutal...

Ya'll are all a bunch of sissies,,,, Dane Doo-Dee,,,, you should have to deal with pot-belly pig Doo-dee like Mack does :'( :'( :'( :'(

BTW,  we got your room reserved for the TOCs.  We are looking forward to viewing your unmatched skills behind the plate once more.  Your command  of the field is legendary.  Those of us in Central Arkansas are honored with your presence.  Pretty Ricky is going to smoke several roasts and pork-loins [sorry Puumba] for us to sample, and Mrs. Pretty Ricky is making extra nanner pudding for the Earl's pleasure.  It will be fun!

Nanner' Puddin'..??..??     Hey, Earl, watcha say ol' Bait comes down with ya and and calls the bases..??..??..??

I'm old, half blind, and don't really know the rules that well....BUT....like you told me last year "you don't have to be right, you just have to be convincing".........and for some of Mrs. Pretty Ricky's Nanner Puddin', I can sell a bad call like a mofo....!! :o

Come on, dude....hook a brotha up....... :-* :-*

stattracker

Quote from: Baitshop on January 21, 2010, 12:26:16 am
Quote from: mack on January 20, 2010, 08:39:52 am
Quote from: Earl is my Hero!! on January 19, 2010, 10:18:19 pm
Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 08:32:57 pm
Please don't remind Earl of the  Big Doo-Dees.   He has pictures. 


Dang!

I just threw away about 50lbs. of doo-dees. I coulda saved them for ya TB!











Note: That's what happens when it takes more than 1 week for the snow to melt. The doo-dees pile up (no pun intended)! I'm just glad I don't live up north.

The spring thaw would be brutal...

Ya'll are all a bunch of sissies,,,, Dane Doo-Dee,,,, you should have to deal with pot-belly pig Doo-dee like Mack does :'( :'( :'( :'(

BTW,  we got your room reserved for the TOCs.  We are looking forward to viewing your unmatched skills behind the plate once more.  Your command  of the field is legendary.  Those of us in Central Arkansas are honored with your presence.  Pretty Ricky is going to smoke several roasts and pork-loins [sorry Puumba] for us to sample, and Mrs. Pretty Ricky is making extra nanner pudding for the Earl's pleasure.  It will be fun!

Nanner' Puddin'..??..??     Hey, Earl, watcha say ol' Bait comes down with ya and and calls the bases..??..??..??

I'm old, half blind, and don't really know the rules that well....BUT....like you told me last year "you don't have to be right, you just have to be convincing".........and for some of Mrs. Pretty Ricky's Nanner Puddin', I can sell a bad call like a mofo....!! :o

Come on, dude....hook a brotha up....... :-* :-*

Bait, I don't know if I would get on the field if I was you brotha. We kind of take our softball pretty serious down here like y'all do football. You may not leave Burns Park if there are some "convincing bad calls". There a tank that sits across from the field that I could see you being strung up on the gun barrel. :)

Might just see if you can ride down and watch, and maybe lick the pan after The Earl is done. ;D

mack

Quote from: Baitshop on January 21, 2010, 12:26:16 am
Quote from: mack on January 20, 2010, 08:39:52 am
Quote from: Earl is my Hero!! on January 19, 2010, 10:18:19 pm
Quote from: True Believer on January 19, 2010, 08:32:57 pm
Please don't remind Earl of the  Big Doo-Dees.   He has pictures. 


Dang!

I just threw away about 50lbs. of doo-dees. I coulda saved them for ya TB!











Note: That's what happens when it takes more than 1 week for the snow to melt. The doo-dees pile up (no pun intended)! I'm just glad I don't live up north.

The spring thaw would be brutal...

Ya'll are all a bunch of sissies,,,, Dane Doo-Dee,,,, you should have to deal with pot-belly pig Doo-dee like Mack does :'( :'( :'( :'(

BTW,  we got your room reserved for the TOCs.  We are looking forward to viewing your unmatched skills behind the plate once more.  Your command  of the field is legendary.  Those of us in Central Arkansas are honored with your presence.  Pretty Ricky is going to smoke several roasts and pork-loins [sorry Puumba] for us to sample, and Mrs. Pretty Ricky is making extra nanner pudding for the Earl's pleasure.  It will be fun!

Nanner' Puddin'..??..??     Hey, Earl, watcha say ol' Bait comes down with ya and and calls the bases..??..??..??

I'm old, half blind, and don't really know the rules that well....BUT....like you told me last year "you don't have to be right, you just have to be convincing".........and for some of Mrs. Pretty Ricky's Nanner Puddin', I can sell a bad call like a mofo....!! :o

Come on, dude....hook a brotha up....... :-* :-*


You my friend are welcome to come to our TOC as a guest of honor.  I will pay your admission and feed you like a King,,,,,,,,,,,,

wildcatdad

Quote from: Billyo62 on January 16, 2010, 11:57:52 am
Quote from: True Believer on January 16, 2010, 11:54:36 am
See what they teach in Missouri?   :)

Did they teach you how to cook mole on a pole?   I'm gonna keep asking until someone tells me.  Is it cat?

It's really Moles , and you can only get these deep fried snacks at One Particular School at Softball Games...  Let's see if the Hardcores chime in on this!   ;D

I will let you all in a little secret but you cant tell Tommy...Mole on a Pole is actually....... Tiger meat mixed with a little dog meat stuffed in a crow gut and seared to perfection. Then served on a stick. Hard to fine the ingredients around here though..too many Icormba Mexican joints around here.  But, there is a bunch of it just a quick trip north.  Hope this helps..Smiley wink . Luv U Tommy

Earl is my Hero!!

Hey Birdman!

I read about your "school" in the paper today. When are you NLR racists gonna learn? Still trying to keep the black man down I see...

birdman1981

It is what it is..................

It be's what it be's...............

Just don't go pointing your finger at me !  8)

Earl is my Hero!!


birdman1981


Earl is my Hero!!


birdman1981

As for the reason that there are more African American students in the alternative program.......

IMHO;

Most students are here because they are credit deficient; that is the price you pay when you choose to move students on to the next grade level when they have not mastered the grade they are in.  That is the fault of the school district.  Steps have been taken to assure that this problem does not occur again.

Then there are those that are on probation and are court ordered to be here.  If anything, blame needs to be put back on the courts, not the school system.  They put kids in our schools that have NO desire to get a high school diploma, and therefore are disruptive. Is it the school districts fault that a majority of these kids are African American ?

Again, it is what it is.................I honestly do not think that race is the determining factor, it all starts at home,  way before they reach the alternative program, black or white.



mack

Quote from: Earl is my Hero!! on February 11, 2010, 02:00:43 pm
Not how they made it sound in the paper...


Who can divine what is truth and what is fiction in these matters?  One side says this, the other says that.  IMO, there is more credence to Mr. Jones testimony than that of the lady in question.  She seems to have had an attendance problem and a problem with attending meetings that were set up to address problems she allegedly brought to light.   Although the Joshua Intervenors have accomplished some good with getting the school district in line with the law,,, some of us wonder if they are just trying to keep lining their pockets with legal fees now. 

Billyo62

All I know is I'm using the EARLS laptop I bought in the parking lot last year for $50 from a guy everyone calls VITO because mine shot craps!

This softball music needs a turbo boost!   It's killing me!


BTW: Vito gave me a Free T-Shirt!  :o

birdman1981

Quotesome of us wonder if they are just trying to keep lining their pockets with legal fees now.

CHA-CHING !  And it is the same attorney that says the minimums for the lottery scholarships are set too high !  Is he inferring that the African American student is not capable of making a 19 on the ACT or a 'C' average GPA ?  These scores were set to make sure that our colleges and universities were not having to offer remedial classes to incoming freshman, not to hold back the African American student, nor Hispanic or Asian.

Heaven forbid our legislature use some common sense before dispersing this money. 

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