thanks for all the hits

[transplant]

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SELF EDIT THAT I JUST PERFORMED.

For those of you old enough think Sprokets (german) on SNL.

[sam]

TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sam]

enlighten yourself

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=sprockets+&prssweb=Search&ei=UTF-8&b=9&oid=09e78f5a0f05dc78&rurl=www.youtube.com&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fvideo%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dsprockets%2B%26prssweb%3DSearch%26ei%3DUTF-8

[sam]

That's me.  If I were a cop on the side of my car it would say "serving protection" or is it "protecting the servants"?  I always get confused on sayings like that.

[HIT MAN]

I hope i dont get as many slaps as ss.

[stina_ar]

I hope i dont get as many slaps as ss.

Ohh! OOHH!
Moderate! Moderate!
I think that was a clever attempt to slip past the censors!

[sam]

Did you just say you want to slap my................

I'm telling.


PREACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jailbreak]

Rumor has it that JACK D BACK 27 is trying to rally his troops and give the preacher a few claps..can anyone confer ?

[sam]

I'm apparently not one of his troops then. 

Where has the preach been lately.  I miss him changing my posts.

[stina_ar]

I miss my threatening pm's.

Nostalgic, huh?

[sam]

Isn't nostalgic that stuff you put on sore muscles?

[stina_ar]

Isn't nostalgic that stuff you put on sore muscles?

theragesic
nostalgic
it's all the same

[sam]

Speaking of nostalgic...........do you need some after your workout?

[sam]

Just let me know.  I bought way too much nostalgic at sam's club the other day.  That place makes me do that every time. 

Must be the name.

[stina_ar]

Anything with "sam" in the title has a hidden agenda.
Pure evil.

[sam]

The other day I heard "smoke pot, smoke pot, everybody smoke pot" in their music over the intercom. 

I promptly went outside and did drugs in large quantities, to keep with the sam's club theme you know.

[sam]

I dont think we could get any farther off target so while I was looking for a picture of couch to put on Greenland's thread I found this guy's album and talk about the mismatch of the year. 

Last time I saw a mismatch this bad I threw the corner fade.

[sam]

Sneaky Europeans. 

[stina_ar]

Hey now.

He could be a really nice guy.
Nice guys are much much much better than attractive guys.
He's got nice shoes.

And I'm sure she's full of interests other than standing in front of her mirror and saying "Oh my gahh, I'm getting so fat!".

She does have a cute butt.

[sam]

I'm doing more research.  I'll keep you posted. 

[sam]

Here he is..................nice unibrow



Here she is again.



Mismatch?  sam thinks so. 

[stina_ar]

Disregard anything I may have previously stated negatively about her.

She doesn't even need to know how to speak.

[sam]

Not blind squirrels with unibrows.

[transplant]

Let this be a lesson to all you youngsters.  Drugs don't just kill...they cause you to do things that make you wish you were dead.

See above pic's for evidence.

[sam]

His monkey has a plethora of knowledge.

[transplant]

Don't mess with my monkey.

[Scrapper Slapper]

Disregard anything I may have previously stated negatively about her.

She doesn't even need to know how to speak.

You people should be ashamed of yourselves!
(Sam, do you have her phone number?)

[sam]

I don't but I think she's European so it probably looks like

43-9134-84-872

[sam]

They're cool with that stuff in Europe. 

[scrapdawgof06]

I don't but I think she's European so it probably looks like

43-9134-84-872

watch that be her exact number... hahahaha

Scrapdawg

Go Scrappers!

[Scrapper Slapper]

No it was the switchboard at the Yugo factory.

[scrapdawgof06]

We know y'all are dialing.....french operator.  Par le vous freche?

hahaha, why would i try, im staying single till i get my life in order

Scrapdawg

Go Scrappers!

[scrapdawgof06]

Good thinking.  Novel idea...

who me, good thinking? hahaha, your mistaken  ( bad when you gotta diss yourself )

Scrapdawg

Go Scrappers!

[scrapdawgof06]

...resulting from post-season boredom.

hahaha, good one, thanks, i got a laugh outta that

Scrapdawg

Go Scrappers!

[The_Preacher]

well well well I have been on the side lines seeing who would be the first to talk about me and low and behold  who is it. 

and  as far as ljackfan 100 is concerned she  was is and will be one of the best looking ladies ever to come from  the Warren area I know  her  from way back when  she's my  buddy

[stina_ar]

well well well I have been on the side lines seeing who would be the first to talk about me and low and behold  who is it. 

and  as far as ljackfan 100 is concerned she  was is and will be one of the best looking ladies ever to come from  the Warren area I know  her  from way back when  she's my  buddy

Which one of us was it?
I don't remember and I don't want to scroll through the pages. I'm actually busy today.

[The_Preacher]

I have heard the  hen that cackles is the one that laid the egg  but maybe  not

[stina_ar]

I have heard the  hen that cackles is the one that laid the egg  but maybe  not

I'm sure it was me.
It usually is, right?

Good to see you back.
How was your vacation from FF?

[The_Preacher]

I was here alll along just watching and seeing things  go  bye

[stina_ar]

IU was here alll along just watching and seeing things  go  bye

You weren't posting.
That qualifies as vacation.

[The_Preacher]

no that qualifies as playing monitor, so I'm like your wild  most scary dream I  might show up at any time

[stina_ar]

no that qualifies as playing monitor, so I'm like your wild  most scary dream I  might show up at any time

You're like Rex?

[The_Preacher]

maybe  but I'm ljackfan 100 watch dog these days yall better be nice to her

[stina_ar]

maybe  but I'm ljackfan 100 watch dog these days yall better be nice to her

Who isn't being nice to her?
What are you talking about?

We're all friends.

[transplant]

Just be "nice", that is all we mean.

[SCRAPPER MOM#1]

I'm being nice you know because it's a new year and everything. Well, that is what I plan on trying to do this year.

[The_Preacher]

 well i'm all better now I just  had a great PM from an old  buddy and  made me feel  like some body special it's so good to have true friends.

[The_Preacher]

hey  for those of you that want to know what ljackfan 100 looks like   have you ever seen the movie Grease  then  you have seen her twin (Sandy)

[The_Preacher]

the last scene best  decribes you  when they are about to leave in the car

[The_Preacher]

well tell me a man in his  right mind that wouldn't have give Sandy a nice  pat or two  Ha ha