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I've seen this elsewhere before, but it's fun to do.
We'll write a story, but do it word by word. One word a post.
Kinda like this.
Father
Guido
ate
my
truck.
I'll start.
It
was
fetid
looked
like
some
insane
applepolishers
Coach
Floyd
nervous.
team
was
special,
they
smelled
wet
panties
in
a
bakery
panties
were
HUGE.
stretching
the
of
logic,
emasculate
all
the
(?)
the
crispy
panties
were
sizzling
as
Rison
doesn't
lose
handicapped
fan's
unless
they
transfer
to
Woodlawn!!!!
Then
they
smoked
the
pee wee
like
RD
on
homecoming
with
cheerleader's
outfits
on
a
handstand.
Afterwards,
we
walked
to
a
of
marijuana
and
lollipops
Then
we're
looking
behind
the
bush
chock
for
uncle ivan
, he
demonstrated
how
he
inserts
his
arm
through
a
small
cavity
that
smelled
of
roses.
Meanwhile
Drama Mama
said
to
pass
the
mottled
cheerleaders
over
to
the
trainer
who
gladly
cleaned
dishes
because
she
needed
money
for
monkeys
unibrows
which
were
shaved
off
, but
they
contained
microscopic
aliens
from
planet
ogashoboga
which
hates
Shiloh
and
Rison
because
they
win
sometimes
with
consitancy
because
tradition
cheats.
Meanwhile,
RD
ran
like
Forrest
as
Uncle Ivan
cried
crocadile
Dundee
please
help
Houston
we
have
clamps
on
old
msubulldogs21
.Chuck
Norris
said
rattler_12
should
go
to
Greenland
because
he
runs
from
midgets
. They
little
hairy
pedantic
shallow
cheerleaders
love
dolls
although
they
failed
geometry
again
. But
football
players
jocks
smell
very
similar
to
A-Rod
.After
making
cookies
they
ignored
the
noise
coming
out
of
Uncle Ivan's
arse
. Then
fighting
broke
out
between
everyone
. I
drove
there
crashing
into
enormous
giraffes.
The
monkeys
jumped
a
cliff
on
horseback
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Then
AHM
left
hamburgers
un-cooked
in
Springdale
at
Malzahn's
basement
.After
going
topless
in
Texas
he
grabbed
those
footballs
and
bit
me
on
the
nose
and
left.
So
the
hamster
quit
drinking
and
died!
Tomorrow
the
funeral
will
reincarnate
without
anyone
. Wynneaholic
danced
naked
around
the
bonfire
singing
MmmBop
and
fainted
. Meanwhile
elephants
stampeded
over
miles
heading
towards
Fenway
when
David
Ortiz
shows
up
and
eats
them!
.Now
Manny
and
Big Papi
are
found
puking
in
DR's
truck
although
they
ate
puke
from
skull's
mother
Theressa
who
kicked
them
in
their
jewels
After
that
she
sewed
a
shrubbery
coat
over
the
area
where
ompaloompa's
kicked
monkeys
chests
and
sucked
like
Shiloh
When
they
choked
in
spite
of
Malzahn
they
left.
One
week
later
they
got
mooned
by
RD
and
J'lo
while
CAC
beat
nobody
except
Rison
Ashdown
and
PA
. Now
Rison
died
and
took
CAC
with
them
. RHS
multiplied
then
rubbed
his
hands
on
a
CAO MX2™©
and
smoked
an
sausage
on
the
grill.
Tonight
ESPN
features
AHM
stripping
Kobe
and
moved
Mustain
into
special teams
Then
HDN
quit
On Sunday
and
started working at
. Now
the
Razorbacks
could
now
hire
someone
who
is
worth
more
than
Texas
Quote from: AHM on May 13, 2006, 03:05:48 pm
Texas
I was thinking more of Houston Nutt but Texas can work. -
.So after hiring:
Mack Brown
and
Vince Young
became
sick
with Adrenomyeloneuropathy
then
we
swam
across
oceans
naked
and got
stung
on
the
butt
by
a jellyfish.
Mustangs
suck.
So
after
their
stinging
jellyfish
died
. Then
the
private schools
lost
everytime
forever.
Private schools
suck
major
%*@&
*1.75
.Public school's
rock
just
like
Rison!
I
was
wanting
football
to
hurry
up
so
Rison
can
beat
Shiloh
again!!!
8
State
Championship's
equals
Rison
Tradition.
But
that
means
nothing
can
be
done
to stop
them
anymore
.Once,
*please no more mentioning about Shiloh or about Rison beating Shiloh, its getting old.
upon
a
summers
in
Texas
Bill
blew
out
of
glass
down.
By the
river
and at the river
we
fished
in
(no offense Rison but you really suck at this)
our
canoe
(no offense taken..but you suck too)
and
lit
a
match
to
see
if
it
could
make
a
man
squeal
like
Rison.
Tonight
they
caught
Warren
sleeping
with
chickens
and
(post 444)
chased
and shot
Houston Nutt
who
sucks
at
life
and
bowling.
Woodlawn
surfed
with
gerbils
which
devoured
everything.
Rain
soaked up
the
gerbils
slowly
but
giant
icebergs
were
floating
around
the
island
of
Polynesia
because
the
islander's
remained
drunk
while
hypnotizing
Uncle Ivan.
Forgetting
Mal-a-zahn
retired
. Mitchell Mustain
took
vicodin
and
bud light
before
jumping
positions
and
collapsing
on
Herring.
Decker
, once
tried
to
(I predict this will be the longest post in F.F. history!)
decimate
forests
with
cowbells
and
who
flipped
out
contemplated
to
bust
twosportchamps
in
his
ugly
fat
face.
And
Muhammad
dreams
of
juggling
infadels
at
breakfast.
But
Markuson
flew
a
burrito
towards
bevo
and
hit
the
cheerleader
, destroying
the
pyramid
and
knocked
Mack Brown
down
on
Oprah.
What
the
heck?
Now
Vince Young
attempted
many
cartwheels
while
David
the
left guard
got
jumped
by
someone
stole
his
woman
. She
decided
that
sucking
sucked
suckier
than
playing
with
Houston Dale Nutt
.When
John Frank Broyles
got
delusional
WAIT!
He
got
delusional
a
long
time
before
sniffing
Stan Heath's
resume.
ESPN
's Chris Mortenson
has
ADD
.Furthermore
emphasizing
homosexual
tendencies
, Michael Jackson
got a hold of
Blue Collar
young men
and
and decided to
show
off
his
bling-bling
. RD
(Folks, you use 1 frickin word, not 3 or 4! Do it right or don't post in this)
bought
a
expensive
cod piece
of
AAAA East
and
some
cheetos
then
F.A.R.T.™©
came
to
arrest
George Steinbrenner
because
of
bringing
illegal
steroids
for
Jeter
and
Sheffield.
After
suing
msubulldogs21
. The
Red Sox
won
the
last
game
and
celebrated
for
mankind
to
Bush
which
gave
me
peppermints.
One
time
at
G-train's
party
there
were
dancing
midgets
who
decided
to
fires
and
kick
possum's.
Computers
help
koala's
swim.
But
ghostbusters
forgot
that
Pauly Shore
is
filming
sit-coms
while
she
spanks
the
midgets.
Next
week
took
vacation
to
Playboy
's mansion
and
met
Chyna
who
got
diseases
from
Derek Jeter
who
passed
them
steroids
to
eddie goodson
for
drugs
and
sex
. Crossett's
newspaper
reported
that
egood
lost
control
of
bodily
functions
last
night
at
Baum
Cathouse.
He
later
sharted
i think he meant started.
a
gay
( I actually was trying to say $hitted in an off way, but started is ok)
commune
amongst
YellowJacket ( ;D)
fans
staying
very
nervously
, waiting
for
Uncle Ivan
to
drop
f-bombs
in
their
cereal
. They
finally
found
T-Dub
licking
Wynneaholic's
dog-bowl
(sorry, had to make 2 words joins so you perverst wouldn't get me)
and
leg
again
. Guns
backfired
while
licking
their
eyelids
. Licking
Randy Johnson's
sweaty
armpits
left
Egood
satisfied
.Elvis
got
Madonna
pregnant
in
Iraq
while
Bush
aborted
the
Iraqi's
oilfields
. Only
Madonna
distracted
Binladin
with
her
Luscious
wide
butt
munching
on
cheetos
with
mold
growing
on
it.
Saddam
tried
to
moan
and
groan
but
he
found
Uncle Ivan
sitting
indian
style
on
Paris Hilton
's face
! Oh
pot.
Now
Shiloh
feels
pain
because
Mullah Floyd
won't
dance
naked
in
Wal-Mart
while
themanager
announced
that
attempted
airedale ballboy
stole
only
pairs
of
womens
underwear.
John
McEnroe
saw
Jesse Jackson
sniffing
toilets
inside
Starbucks
, then
he
tripped
over
Uncle Ivan
because
he
was
blowing
illegal
immigrants
testicles
. Barry Bonds
injections
made
Barry
a
whining
baby
fricktard
(thanks RD for the use of your word)
who
just
failed
a
paternity
test
, claiming
Steve Bartman
interfered
with
fertilization
and
sushi
rolls
remind
him
of
syringes.
Now
BALCO
leads
an
investigation
into
the
titilating
ramifications
provoking
consequences
that
astounded
a
moose
from
pakistan
the
moose
pooted
. Houston Nutt
blows
donkey
Kong
into
a
glass
full
of
whiskey.
Meanwhile
Candians
I am going to assume you meant Canadiens
smell
oddly
similar
to
crickets
munching
sewer
turds
. Then
Batesville's
Mark
Inbred
Martin
lost
his
sex
toy
which
vibrated
when
Drama Mama
sang
Blue Suede Shoes
in
the
hot-tub
at
wynneaholic's
bunny-ranch
named
godiwannaslapittoya!
located
next
to
Uncle Ivan's
cathouse
The Limp W Inn
frequented
by
egoodson's
hirsute
goats
that
liked
fences
besmeared
with
K-Y Jelly
. These
obnoxious
diabolic
jailhouse lawyers
masticated
by
the
toilet
plunger
in
places
that
Egoodson
never
relieved
from
disastrous
diarrhea
which
created
chaos
throughout
Earth
and
shouted
Bonzai!
Meanwhile,
samurai
declared
war
on
Marn,
provoking
profanity
that
burned
Father Guido's
Undies
, smelling
like
wet
blankets
and
old
, moldy
g-strings.
Meanwhile,
Fat Phil
ate
Rhode Island
along
with
half
of
Iran,
South America,
Saturn,
and
Earth.
Sluts
are
hidden
in
Fat
Phil's
stomach
, he
devoured
seventeen
states
and
93
countries
with
Ed Orgeron
on
Thanksgiving
. Harv Welch
supplied
drugs
and
porn
to
his
children
and
was
arrested
on
charges
of
rape
and
bigamy
six
centuries
ago.
Lee Corso
gave
Longhorns
crabs
and
cleaned
cheerleaders
bloomers
happily
and
then
fell
into
a
hole
.Terrell Owens
sucks!
I
lost
my
virginity
while
visiting
Nashville
and
watching
a
**
fight
intently.
Orange
visions
blurred
as
fulmer
injected
Jason Giambi
with
HGH
mixed
with
gasoline
,and
Pepsi
products.
Bill Parcels
slugged
Bledsoe
's hammie
repeatively
and
he
tried
to
attack
Jerry Jones
at
Starbucks
while
Terrell Owens
was
humping
Rosenhaus
forcefully
,gleefully
and crazily.
Kamikaze
interfaced
sharecropper's
pudding
, exausted
themselves
through
tight
clothes
. Meanwhile,
Drew Bledsoe
realized
that
his
soiled
thong
was
infected
with
Jerry Jones Disease
and
Lysol
wouldn't
itch
Jeff Gordon
licks
Elton John's
booty
causing
nauseation
at
his
chiropracter's
girlfriend's
dad's
house.
Seventy two
times
Al Gore
and
the internet
crashed
while
Jim Bean
saturated
his
fresh
cut
intestines
.Katharine McPhee
went
to
Alma
delightfully
. Russ Springer
nailed
Jessica Simpson
to
Jewish Hymms
, singing
Draddel
and
she
came
all
at
once
. Jessica's
swollen
tonsills
ached
because
she
forced
nine
leprechauns
into
consensual
pud-pulling
. Smokey the Bear
smiled
when
forest
rangers
stuck
their
hats
in
flaming
piles
of
Tupperware
and
utensils
normally
used
for
sanitary
reasons
. Michael Jordan
gave
birth
to
a
monkey
with
large
gonads
that
hallucinates
about
fifteen
woodchucks
and
glow stix
that
vibrate
when
inserted
into
cabbages
. Sponge Bob Square Pants
kissed
Marge Simpson
on
her
tattoo
of
Bigbird
spread
butter
ranging
across
four
inches
of
twisted
plastic
and
licorice
. As
we
watched
how
Coack K
won
a
loser's
cheese
cake
topped
with
Peter Griffin's
nosehairs
. Griffin
ate
Stewie's
crusty
Diaper
cheese.
California
govenor
is
on
crack coccaine
and
steriods
which
evaporated
Maria Shriver's
tequila
stash
which
conclusively
ordained
any
heterosexuals
who
love
life
in the fast lane.
Houston Nutt
sucks
popscicles
because
they're
tasty.
Procrastination
kills
parents
although
Weed
helps
, so
it
will
bifurcate
and
meditate
. Naked
rats
crawled
inside
of
Derek Jeter's
tonsils
to
lay
the
foundation
for
Adult World.
It
rocketed
out
like
whoa,
causing
vomit
bugs
to come
and
fry
tons
of
longhorns
that
knit
scarfs
made
of
National Champion
nose-pickers
with
AIDS
. TwoSportChamps
went
frog-gigging
with
Uncle Ivan
and
they
are
fruit
picking
while
UTerus
cheated
death
and
sucked
yet
won
a
national championship
tainted
by
a
staggering
injury
due
by
drunk
players
tackling
cheerleaders
with
tire
irons.
Next
to
make
the
entire
arkansas
population
declines
due
to
uncle ivan
wart
covering
disease
that
severly
Die thread, die!
punctoured
punctoured???
Punk toured?
Quote from: transplant on May 21, 2006, 12:42:24 pm
punctoured???
Punk toured?
Punched is what he meant,
his
spleen
. The
yellow
snow
does
cause
acne
because
the
dripping
doesn't
ever
stop
burning
intensely
Uranus ;D
. Mexico
demonstrated
psychotic
tendencies
when
americans
decided
that
seventeen
turds
equal
54 mexicans
. Mesmerized
by
what
happend
Vicente Fox
gave
us
a
hidden
infection
that
causes
disfiguring
of
chimi-changas
and
refried-beans
, flatulence,
, erectile-disfunction
incontinence
, and
canker sores
. However,
after
the
steroids
kick
, our
sex-drive
we
must
refrain
from
urinating
on
sidewalks
in
WYNNE
and
on
basketball
fans
at
STATE
but
go
TEXAS.
TUCK
Fexas.
and
Love
mcfdn
RUNNING
past
USC
Praying
THAT
Little Rock Christian
can
consolidate
with
shilo christian
so
recruiting
wouldn't
involve
other
private
funds
or
help
CAC
can't
recruit
. President Bush
declares
PEACE
upon
Iraq,
announcing
pretzels
with
monica's
dress
unsoiled
by
human
toenails.
So,
Bob Stoops
is
severely
screwed
because
he
cheated
on
her
enormous
claws
while
slashing
tires
and
sucking
the
suds
out
of
her
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Dainty
had
creamy
LICE
. Most
of
Eastern
Asia
migrated
towards
Turkey.
Undaunted,
alma
obliterated
the
sardine
can
and
ran
from
the
walrus
. Dick Chenney
shot
his
own
daughter
because
she
went
to
San Francisco
with
a
republican
lesbian
. Afterwards,
Dick Cheney
humped
a
peanut
from
behind
an
official
. Finally,
after
mosquitoes
bit
everyone
. Al Gore
lied
to
Ted Kennedy
supporters
concerning
Mr. Gore
's sexual preference
of men
wearing
skirts.
In
his
pants
, Simon Cowell
saw
Paula Abdul's
and
laughed
Simon
says
Randy Jackson
is
gay
but
,also
fat
and
hairy as
Phil Fulmer.
west memphis
football
sucks!
although
badminton
they
socked
at
,every sport
they
conceivably
won.
Nolan Richardson
should
be
purple
and
SKINNY
but
ALSO
be
good
at
swimming
backwards
in
chocolate pudding
with
midgits
naked
running
from
the
police
in
pink
sandals
and
got
hammered
with
pinto beans
. Afterwards,
Hawaii-5-0
came
and
watered
Chuck Norris
who
had
a
beer
and
wiped
uncle ivan
's butt
with
a
round house kick
to
the
coconut.
Father Guido
blessed
the
French
g-string
WITH
holes
IN
stained
cotton
briefs.
Fidel Castro
smoked
sausages
on
his
little
sailboat.
Muslims
are
becoming
infidels
along
Highway 10
east
of
Danville!!!
Steve
Halter
the
tyrant
principal
is
the
best
prison
warden.
at
Tucker
elementrary
school.
John Deer
is
dreaming
about
fields
of
beautiful
cheerleaders
frolicking
each other
incessantly.
Experimental
gnomes
marinated
sawdust
in
wooden
jockstraps
, complete
and
waited
. France
has
stinky
arm pitts
make
no
exceptions
, Nashville
WINS
over
Everyone!
The Cubs
lose
again
again,
to
new
minor
league
girls
team.
After
losing
another
pimp
in
Mempho
because
they
moved
across
arkansas
wiggling
there
tails
off.
Rapidly
, two
Deputies
shot
them
deader than
(this started out as just "deader", but "deader poop" is just stupid and fell well short of the high stadards set in this thread. So I modified and added "than". Please forgive.)
poop
Then
transplant
tried
to
ruin
the
story!
Shame!
on
Razorback5
for
humping
transplant.
before
a
war!
started
in
at
the
church
she
ate
weinies
while
playing
with
her
titilitius
while
the
football
ripped
a
hole
in
the
space-time continuum
crushing
the
whirl-pool
thunderstruck
mustang.
Leaving
George Bush
twirling
10 hogs
while
jumping
into
a
bowl
of
chili.
This
proves
that
most
nerds
will
do
anything
to
amuse
George Bush.
Does
this
prove
intelligent
Principals
are
being
conscientious
questioned
what
was
obviously
an
important
conundrum.
Cheese
is
mothers
favorite
play-pretty
when
father
talks
dirty
about
Mongolians.
What
retard
specializes
works
. Unfortunately
fleas
overtook
Canada's
armpits
now
French
women
are
intrigued
with
centipedes,
crawlling
inside
then
biting
Super Scrapper
Screamed
& Cried
OWEEEEEEEEE
Tears :'( :'( :'( :'(
. Barry Bonds
isn't
as
BAD
but
gets
VD
from
pigs
who
raped
mustangs.
WOW!
Siamese
cats
juggle
puppies
swiftly
in
vacuum
tubes
with
no
jello.
greenwood
sucks.
they
win
therefore
they
are
cheaters.
No-No
Just
CHAMPIONS
of
cheating
with
steroids
BS
stands
for
Belive. Scrapper.
dont
cry
CAC
, Junction City
has
only
one
bowl
left
by
December
. Antidisestablishmenttarianism.
Ice cream
tatse
good
if
eaten
with
motorcycles
and
schnauzers.
Horrible
port-a-potties
captured
umbrellas
, Al Sharpton,
moustaches,
children,
and
New York City.
In
a
frenzie
, AIDS
Farmers
daughters
eloped
with
State
troopers
and
rent-a-cops
ARE
super
cool
if
THEY
wear
thong
TIGHTS.
WRESTLING
fans
ARE
full
of
WHISKEY AND
beer
EVERYTIME
they
DO
steroids
with
Red Bull
, Barry Bonds
cheated
his
to
play
WITH
his
self. lol(hehe)
Never
eat
moldy
food
while
skydiving
2000 feet
under
influence
of
Boone's Farm
tickle pink
wine.
Tony Danza
exposed
photos
of
himself
wearing
a
leotard
with
Bullwinkle
fur
tickling
Rockie
, Mr. Wizard,
illegals
, and
sunbathing
with
Gators
. Alaska
is
melting
because
global
jalapeno
peppers
are
tasty
if
eaten
when
indeed
mixed
with
strawberry
underwear
and
laffy taffy.
When
softballash25
drank
Moonshine
under
water
next
to
Michael Moore
,Jason White
and
Scrapper Mom. lol
Once
upon
Pamela Anderson, lol. :)
Super Scrapper............... ;D
accidentally
stepped
on
a
star
burst
which
was
deadly
to
dinosaurs
and
walruses.
They
also
died
tragically
from
ugly
disease
that
Eli Manning
and
Dr. Pepper
mixed
together
something
horrible
it
smelled
like
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW ;D
Don't
ever
forget
to
change
Archak's
Underwear
never
eat
while
pushing
Michale Jakson
in
a
stroller
with
his
go-go boots
and
fake
nose
fell
off
into
a
pond!
The
cavemen
ate
the
Mike Diesel
beak
and
foot
after
Father
Time
circumsized
him
. That
stupid
retard
named
Mike Diesel
likes
men
who
what
There
Rattler_12
is
either
drunk
or
stupid
or
both.
Neverland
is
mustang
material
and
creates
little
boys
with
feeble
minds
and
and
Nimble
fingers
and
big
limbs
. He
emerged
tired
from
helping
Rattler_12
understand
anything
. President RD
impeached
himself
for
the stains
found
on
Fearless Friday
which
fell
silent
because
ultimately
Super Scrapper
wanted
airedale ballboy
when
i
jumped
into
his
swim
pond.
Sammy Sosa
squeezed
juice
from
Oranges
with
bare
feet
covered
with
Longhorn
feces
oooooh!
Longhorns
stack
several
cheerleaders
on
Mack Brown's
minuscule
bicep.
Houston Nutt
should
of
went
to
nebraska
he
messed
up
running
away
with
a
un-signed
juvenile
after
charges
of
hijacking
air force 1
during
Sunday's
game
were
lodged
by
LSU
losing
every
game
last
decade
because
they
were
the suck.
Baylor
makes
offer
to
me
Water Boy
and
Shower
the
People (James Taylor)
with
condoms
supplied
by
Clinton
, who
believed
football
caused
warts
in
very
private
areas
Itching
like
crazy
. Surprisingly
public
officials
escape
Alcatraz
then
run
to
New York
.On
Jay Leno
doing
imiatations
of
Justin Wilson
Love
EVERYBODY ;D
including Ivan ;)
THATS
what
I'm
talking
about
. When
they
sang
"Yellow Submarine"
everybody
wore
Hawaiian
shirts
and
draped
green
curtains
around
pineapples
adorned
with
flowers
and
puppies
Wagging
stumpy
tails
your
momma
chopped
wood
and
your
daddy
loved
up sirens
Someday
this
thread
will
take
over
our
planet
. Aliens
tried
in
Georgia
KILLED
rabbits
and
gophers
for
entertainment
, but
Vanderjagt
ruined
the
commercial
of
Beer
when
kegs
emptied
.That
is
hideous
as
five
Preacher's
behinds
were
uncovered
when
the
donkey
kicked
Mr. Rabbit
out
from
the
hole
under
the
women's
Outhouse ;D
Meanwhile
back
at
Y City
undecided
Stegall
gets
drafted
to
the
Mets
then
Joseph
pennabaker
goes
surprisingly
above
the
Rangers
hope
Clinton
doesn't
hello
another
blue dress
at
the
GLAAD march
THEN
Hillary
jumped
ship
and
went
to
Bush's
party
topless.
Everyone
ran
for
candy
because
pigs
were
eating
hillary's
earrings
which
tasted
like
ear wax
from
wart hogs
. Matt Jones
will
help
wash
potatoes
in
Uncle
Ivan's
toilet
. Then
purple
dinosaurs
jumped
to
impeach
castro
when
Ronaldinho
admitted
his
problem
with
erectile
disfunction
. Implants
leave
much
less
bounce
in
backwater
canoes
and
much
money
on
the
table
. Barbecued
X Bear
tastes
mudpies
. RD
said,
viagra
don't
help
stupidity
but
Smilin Bob
will .
When
desperate
kill
alll
engines
with
a
fart
smelly
gas
really
ignited.
The
flames
from
the
explosion
created
a
world
of
pimps
and
Ho's(will this thread ever die)
over
just
football
in
WMS
watching
soccer
while
drinking
kegs
of
bud
ultra-light
chomping
ribs
and
wondering
why
i
ever
made
this
thread.
And
why
is
horses
big
that
they
have
huge
nostrils.
Dunno.
I
want
huge
mountain oysters
because
they
taste
delicious.
If
Sparticus
fought
fair
, gerbils
would
overtake
the
world
by
eating
moths
daily
and
drinking
mountain dew.
Home-made
moon-shine
is
now
available
down
by
River-Front
or
Mustang
Tea
with
lemon
BBQ Ribs
which
tasted
like
genuine
rear
paste
which
was
gritty
. Too
bad
Nashville
don't
have
women
referrees
they
don't
know
how
good
our
barbecue
tastes
like
terrible
roadkill
, but
it's
selling
drugs
, weapons
and
rabbit fur.
They
obliterated
the
entire
sack
of
apples
within
a
minute.
Cats
smell
like
old
feet
of
a
wild
woman
from
Springdale
that
died.
The End.
Thanks everyone, for your participation.
This thread had a nice, exactly one month run.
Who wants to condense all this into a novel? I may hold my breath.
Quote from: Uncle Ivan on July 04, 2006, 02:53:23 am
This thread had a nice, exactly one month run.
Who wants to condense all this into a novel? I may hold my breath.
Have you seen the "One Word Story" thread on hogville?
Quote from: Uncle Ivan on July 04, 2006, 02:53:23 am
This thread had a nice, exactly one month run.
Who wants to condense all this into a novel? I may hold my breath.
If someone made this story into a novel that would definitely be a sight to see. Heh.
G-train was working on something like that a while back though. It had chapters and everything, but I'm not sure how far he ended up getting.
I especially enjoyed the idiots who contributed more than one word in their post. Thanks for being really stupid for the enjoyment of everyone else.
Quote from: Rex O'Herlehan on July 04, 2006, 04:53:35 am
Have you seen the "One Word Story" thread on hogville?
Multiple times.
now Ivan u pretty much have to start a "two-word" thread
Quote from: Wild One on July 05, 2006, 12:56:21 pm
I miss this one.
U have three post and u miss this one,
what the crap.
It sure added to folks' post counts.
It was pretty cool to begin with and then it faded. A lot of sentences made no sense because people didn't bother to read previous posts.
i say we start another series to the book uncle ivan.
im down with that but to start another one ivan will have to agree and and if we do start another one he should be the 1st one to post on it
so what u say uncle
Uncle I is up for it I say; he's a cool dude!
You never no though
Let's just let this whole One Word Story thing rest in peace for a WHILE! Like most of you, I agree, it was fun and enjoyable. There are just too many idiots here now that don't understand what ONE WORD means.
where did people not put 1 word?
Quote from: Tri-County Baseball_12(RATTLER_12) on July 07, 2006, 08:12:15 pm
where did people not put 1 word?
Well, I don't have the time nor want to that is needed to go through all 114 pages of it but there were several posts that had more than one word.
so ivan, what do we do? do we start another story or is this topic dead?
Let's start a new one
Yesterday,
as
Sheila
escorted
President
Clinton
to
work
by
the
Oh no, no more of it till next year, if that.
Kinda like the Malzhan Invented It thread was intended to be, only it was a one-time thing.
Thanks UI
Cant let people taint this beautiful thread...:)
Nope.
We'll see it again in a year or so.
Everyday
Freedom
Is
what
seperates
armadillos
from
bonifide
imposters.
SQ3R
live
I specifically remember locking this.
inside
roadkill
Tomorrow,
Ivan
is
going
to
fart
some
bubbles
making
his
pants
explode.
Preacher
Saved
baseball
ironically :)
pedestrians
think
red
flashing
tomatoes
contain
about
really
(pause)
continue new word
speedy
(I'm so lost.....)
well you fit right in this group, clueless
crawdad
etoufee
smells
like
supper
YUM!
Cajuns
delight
redneck
babysitters
with
tattoos
of
Nascar
pit-crews
, pit bulls
, and
gators.
Today
was
Schweppes
chance
to
turn
down
the
contract
extension
but
instead
he
went
to
the
bathroom
so
he
could
throw
a
pie
in
the
hole
that
aggravated
his
dog.
Oreos
taste
in
toward
Paradise
lost
a
www.arkhss ports.net
malfunction
due
to
overloaded
****note****
When the thread reaches 3000 posts, I'm going to relock it. We'll reopen down the road so don't panic.
Carry on.
egos.
John
pretended
to
read
war
and
peace
ballads
that
stunk
sway
so
and
it
fell
ill.
After
months
of
tranquility
Fearless
Friday
was
surprisingly
abuzz
about
RD
This
new
inquiry
reached
the
top
echelon
of
toilet
lids.
Eighteen
more
posts
to
go.
Thirteen
more
hot
tamales
make
me
gassy
and
need
toliet paper
and
time
to
read
when
i'm
stopped
up.
This
was
approximately
ninety
thousand
OK, we're up to 3000 posts. I'm going to lock the thread again. We'll re-open it somewhere down the road.
Just for fun, lets make a one word story. Each post should consist of one word that fits in with the previous words. You can add punctuation where you think it needs to be. Lets see how many pages we can get.
When
DOGS
go
fetchin'
they
are
always
wagging
their
tails.
Why
did
ice cream
make
me
feel
like
throwing
up.
My
What
-aburger
anthropologist
is
really
spontaneous
flatulence
psycho
is
just
Quote from: Eddie Goodson on September 26, 2008, 01:47:40 pm
If you don't like this thread, DON'T CLICK ON IT. The only reason the other thread was locked was so it would not be deleted and people have their post counts go down. There are currently 35,333 other threads on this messageboard to read if you don't want to read this one.
But it's fun to mess with the folks that are doing this.
she
ate
Mao's
Observant
moderator.
Sometimes
birds
are
soldiers
in
LAPD
uniforms.
Razorbacks
lose
their
cool
resulting
in
chaos.
Arkansas
won't
do
The grammar here is horrible.
good
since
they
reviewed
tape
and
whistled
Dixie
cafe
when
they
milked
the
goat
All
posters
love
HDN's
children
of
eden
suck
.I
decided
to
slap
them
HARDCORE
until
monkeys
catch
the
windsheild
and
maracouasly
fly
out
to
LA.
because
MAO
has
deformed
ears.
I corinthians
Chapter
President
declare
PEACE
for
all
Pudding.
Houston
Nutt
is
GLAD
Superb
at
Sucking
Straws
instead
of
eating
soup
with
Ivan.
Rough
times
have
ruined
my
shopping
spree
because
it
more
or
less
reminds
us
of
childhood
memories
when
running
through
fields
of
cotton
unclothed
chased
around
by
hurricanes
blowing
stuff
into
our
crystal
ball
Sack
. When
OJSimpson
goes
postal
,Chuck Norris
doesn't
like
those
guys
talking
smack
about
stuff
that
makes
unicorns
fly
straight
up
.When
tigers
control
the
memphis
football
cheerleaders
dance
,Sarah Palin
vice president
wearing
a
towards
Russia
nuke
is
BIG
time.
Gonna
salivate
pride
while
we
spank
Quitman.
seems
that
when
we
go
out
people
talk
about
Quitman Bulldog Football.
Wieners
Quote from: 4.4--40 on October 06, 2008, 09:03:03 pm
Quitman Bulldog Football.
you cease to amaze me..
Stick
together
because
elephants
fly
high
always.
Donkeys
exercise
with
Chuck Norris
karma.
Please
excuse
Australians
and
their
crude
remarks
toward
Mao.
Yes!
we
will
keep
Obama
at
the
bar.
because
UGLY
is
quitman
(i couldnt help myself...spending tooo much time ready 4.4-40 posting)
dancing
upside down
Under
stairwells
until
sliding
across
frozen
tundra.
evolved
animals
are
running
loose
across
the
body
mass
causing
unexplained
incidences
damage
is
beyond
our
Control.
Flipping
off
the
short
guy
without
any
compensation
or
thought.
Why
must
Obama
debate
against
reason?
Answer:
to
tick
like
mikey
lowry.
Sunsets
strips
off
ticks
with
teeth
sharpened
with
M and Ms
peanuts.
It's
beginning
the
mess
hurt
elections
shouldn't
start
talking
backwards
walking
by
forgotten
.The
last
chance
saloon
closed
today.
Friday
quitman
can
pretending
that
watermelons
fall
them.
Last
night
watcher
ate
snickerdoodles
all
night
.unblockable1
to
the
max
volume
renders
most
people
inadequate
except
for
anyone
singing
country
please
bring
the
wood
or
plastic
and
we
will
have
the
women
topless
because
they
sinners
and
saints
shall
rejoice
jumping
up
vertical
lines
into
a
handstand
backward
minds
.Your
motorcycle
is
a
membership
into
green.
Tomorrow
never
again
will
today
be
,yet
yesterday
is
GONE.
How
much
much
sausage
can
your
girlfriend
handle
tomorrow
? Not
Clowns
for
Obama
,actually
Come
on
down
to
the
river
and
where
smells.
man
ralph
need
a
cheeseburgers
with
topped
with
tunafish
flavored
whipped-cream
jello.
Onions
make
for
an
upset
stomach
. OSU (okla state)
cowgurls.....
SEXY.
are
RD's
thoughts
but
his
ignorance.
Meanwhile,
temperatures
lot
higher
than
ELMO
. Yesterday
, Joe
Montana
lost
wallet
filled
with
lots
of
monopoly
get
mcdonalds
back.
stocking
overhead
wonders
to
neverland
ranch.
John
ran
out
of
ketchup
to
roses
smiles.
A
young
eagle
flew
backward
until
Razorbacks
won.
Teachers
cryed.
Channel 5 NEws
is
really
wrong
because
all
they
see
isn't
Pizza
. Sarah Palin
is
so
non-Hillary
and
Democratic
NOT!
She
SQ3R
and
Mr Big Shot
hates
her
and
everything
right
in
front
OF
my
oversized
Petit Jean
bologna
sandwich.
with
cheese.
Eggs
in
any
can
will
spoil.
Oscar
meyer
hot dogs
are
my
favorite
fishbait
smells
strange
. presbyterians
are
always
scary
especially
around
Baptists
love
of booze.
Russian
roulette
is
fun. ;D
Your
mama
Obama
Bin Lama
sucks!
Biden
chimmey chonga
and slonga
bonga
schnitzel
and
Oprah
cries
Stedman
PLEASE
eat
Robustly
Before
brushing
the
alligator
because
they
Always
SLEEP
Under
sun
. Tacos
should
always
Taste
fresh
Before
workers
give
crabs.
Dale Earnhardt Jr
sucks
Jolly Ranchers
are
pigs
Dale Earnhardt Sr.
Raised
rats
roaches
Rattlesnakes
boots
Made
me
Tingle
inside
my
toes
became
kinda
cramped
after
my
Soulmate
asked
Why
I
Paid
thousand
lambchops
quarters
for
another
pair.
of
.UCA
Cheerleaders
rocks.
Are
goats
From
Ozark
prettier
than
women
from
Quitman
. Barbra Walters
words
cut
Like
fire
ants
. Water
hole
liars
Almost
missled
everyone
dead
or
stupid.
Toothpicks
covered
his
beard
and
mustache.
waxxy
pretenders
Preachers
messengers
and/or
friends
who
dive
into
truth
hurts
my
weiner
bad.
Mexicans
are
excepted
as
banditos
treasures
Pile
after
another
fiesta
time.
Out
of
luck
somthings
always
messes
My
anti-disestablishmentism
up
Oh
what
misdirections
can
posters
post
knowingly
that
Idiots
can't
DIE!
fast
enough.
Waffle House
patrons
are
not
smart
because
they
could
choke
on
waffles
smell
like
tubesocks
P.E.
class
.Magnets
attract
men
like
Houston
attracts
Nutt.
Pigs
oink
when
you
tickle
under
their
gymbag
with
big
!@$$^!@.
Reverend
Jeremiah
Johnson
said
God
"Thou
Quote from: Blue Collar on November 11, 2008, 08:41:55 pm
"Thou
i'm not sure thats how it goes but oh well
next word: art
radical
in
and
others
animals
Quote from: DQ's Comin' on November 11, 2008, 10:11:25 pm
Quote from: football_freak777 on November 11, 2008, 10:09:41 pm
animals
I guess you never learned subject verb agreement.
actually they are the ones that screwed up with the others cause others is not a word unless they are talking about possessive in which case it would be other's. anyways continue on
Quote from: football_freak777 on November 11, 2008, 10:16:58 pm
Quote from: DQ's Comin' on November 11, 2008, 10:11:25 pm
Quote from: football_freak777 on November 11, 2008, 10:09:41 pm
animals
I guess you never learned subject verb agreement.
actually they are the ones that screwed up with the others cause others is not a word unless they are talking about possessive in which case it would be other's. anyways continue on
You could have put the word "who" in for that and been fine.
Quote from: DQ's Comin' on November 11, 2008, 10:27:09 pm
Quote from: football_freak777 on November 11, 2008, 10:16:58 pm
Quote from: DQ's Comin' on November 11, 2008, 10:11:25 pm
Quote from: football_freak777 on November 11, 2008, 10:09:41 pm
animals
I guess you never learned subject verb agreement.
actually they are the ones that screwed up with the others cause others is not a word unless they are talking about possessive in which case it would be other's. anyways continue on
You could have put the word "who" in for that and been fine.
just continute the dang thing!
are
awesome
when
its
time
for
another
check-up
for
rabis
which
can
eat
thru
nectarines
while
penetrating
armor
protected
Port-o-Potties
killing
many
deer
with
poison
Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
yes
. It
was
sad
when
his
Little
dog
jumped
his
mother
and
she
screamed
Please
continue
until
you
make
my
quivering
toes
tingle
uncontrollably
(wow that is just groty)
. When
toddlers
annoy
the
animals
amazingly
hooks
another
piece
of
bacon
from
all
within
of
and
dipped
in
tobacco
sauce
from
Southern
Virginia.
Newspapers
often
to
purple
grapes
wars
against
rowdy
, senile,
Razorback
cheerleaders,
at
training
their
pigs
to
hurdle
and
slide
across
the
mustard
chicken.
Although
we
dislike
anything
that
doesn't
float
bush
spoke
loudly
after
eating
several
green
party
snacks
.I
prepared
a
small
Hog
that
squealled
on
command
!
Never
thought
I'd
prepare
something
so
tasteful.
yet
so
delectably
gross.
beyond
belief.
Juan
said
hola
Pedro
Would
bring
some
of
your
mother
truckin
pickles
from
El Paso
before
gametime
so
we
can
eat
more
muff
and
more
pie
. Later
because
now
we
are
drinking
beyond
our
wildest
imagination
only
life
can
be
this
confusing
and
still
adults
will
try
anything
for
money
. Gasoline
and
fishsticks
especially
are
tasty
with
sugar
and
cream
melted
without
butter
or
salted
milk
duds
because
they
float
much
like
any
other
rotten
apple.
LSU
sucks
bigger
than
most
. LSU
girls
can
handle
themselves
after
they
scream
loudly
whenever
they
WIN.
another
championship
in
cooking
and
sewing
those
extreme
Outfits
that
drive
men
crazy
at
every
tournament.
Love
is
in
the
hearts
of
Apples
and
Oranges
from
Germany
with
crackers
from
Norway.
Moderators
Love
cleaning
their
teeth
with
ants.
Christmas
should
always
remind
people
to
buy
more
of
those
fruitcakes
made
from
Southern
fried
chicken
RUM!
and
share
all
of
it
at
brunch
because
waffle
tacos
at
its
worst
will
make
you
appreciate
Restrooms
in
Truck-stops
because
they
can
be
nice
compared
to
some
Poorly
lit
stadiums
at
american
based
schools
with
poorly
managed
programs
and
mindboggling