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Top 10 things overheard at Charles B. Dyer arena

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artraveler

March 01, 2014, 12:09:42 pm Last Edit: March 01, 2014, 12:11:59 pm by artraveler
Top 10 things heard at Airedale Arena during state tournament week

Why is Clarksville’s coach sitting on the front row across the court from his team?  This is a silly question. Because he can recruit better from that side.

Can Harrison fans not read the “visitor” and “home” team signs?  Answer: Harrison exists in a bubble. They have no perspective.  They only get out of Boone County a couple times a year. Reasoning yield the same result as yelling at a monkey. The eyes widen, they become testy and anxious, and will spit on you or attempt to hit you over the head with a small stick.

Where is the rest of the Alma student section?  They are all there.  That is the student section.

I thought Morrilton’s team would be taller.  Thank God they aren’t.

This is the worst refereeing I have ever seen.  Somebody fixed this game.  Yes, the AAA is a collection of evil masterminds who together have fixed the state tournament to screw your team. Actually, you know this is a joke because I just used ‘AAA’ and ‘masterminds’ in the same sentence.

Green County Tech fans are so balanced and considerate.  Said no one ever.

Can I get a hotel room in Alma?  Yes. You can also poke yourself in the eye with a stick.  But why would you want to do that?

What is in that hospitality room?  It is actually the entrance to Mordor, and is guarded by Orcs. You may enter but must be dressed as a dwarf warrior or a Paragould fan (they look much the same).

How does little Alma afford this arena? This too is a silly question. Alma did not pay for it. It was won as a door prize in Vegas.

sevenof400


DogsWin7

March 01, 2014, 04:38:50 pm #2 Last Edit: March 01, 2014, 05:40:48 pm by DiehardFBfan
Most Definitely.  :)    Seven...Steve was the top ten!

Apparently....artravler miscounted???

And How did you forget to say....Yes, that is "Multiple Sportsmanship Banners" proudly displayed??? 

Also, If you don't like the result......just drive to the Sonic....it will be handled by the proper authorities?? 

DogsWin7

In all seriousness,  Alma hosts the best tournaments.  I have been to a few over the past several years and it is nothing short of first class.   

Everyone is extremely welcoming, and the way they introduce the players is quite amazing. 

It is truly a wonderful Arena from the Lanterns as you make your way down the hall...to the All the Pictures of Teams past proudly displayed to the Hospitality room where the wallpaper is actually team photos.   


DogsWin7

Quote from: artraveler on March 01, 2014, 12:09:42 pm
Top 10 things heard at Airedale Arena during state tournament week

1.....Why is Clarksville's coach sitting on the front row across the court from his team?  This is a silly question. Because he can recruit better from that side.

2......Can Harrison fans not read the "visitor" and "home" team signs?  Answer: Harrison exists in a bubble. They have no perspective.  They only get out of Boone County a couple times a year. Reasoning yield the same result as yelling at a monkey. The eyes widen, they become testy and anxious, and will spit on you or attempt to hit you over the head with a small stick.

3.......Where is the rest of the Alma student section?  They are all there.  That is the student section.

4.......I thought Morrilton's team would be taller.  Thank God they aren't.

5.......This is the worst refereeing I have ever seen.  Somebody fixed this game.  Yes, the AAA is a collection of evil masterminds who together have fixed the state tournament to screw your team. Actually, you know this is a joke because I just used 'AAA' and 'masterminds' in the same sentence.

6......Green County Tech fans are so balanced and considerate.  Said no one ever.

7.......Can I get a hotel room in Alma?  Yes. You can also poke yourself in the eye with a stick.  But why would you want to do that?

8.......What is in that hospitality room?  It is actually the entrance to Mordor, and is guarded by Orcs. You may enter but must be dressed as a dwarf warrior or a Paragould fan (they look much the same).

9.......How does little Alma afford this arena? This too is a silly question. Alma did not pay for it. It was won as a door prize in Vegas.


10.......Steve Perry Rules!!  :)

Brian G

11.  Thank goodness Rick Jones doesn't coach basketball.
12.  What ever happened to Tony Alamo?
13.  Can I see the bomb shelter?

artraveler

I did have another, but when I cut & pasted to the thread I omitted one.  Yours are all better than what I had.  Well done, all.  Very funny.  Steve rules!

AT

March 01, 2014, 09:29:28 pm #7 Last Edit: March 01, 2014, 09:38:25 pm by Almatrackster
14. Why is it so dark in here?

15. Why are the cup holders so large that I need a Route 44 from Sonic to even have it firmly stay in the holder?

16. ARGH THE LIGHTS WENT OUT! Oh never mind, they are just announcing the starting lineups.

17. Clarksville isn't THAT go-
Never mind they just scored 20 points on us in 30 seconds.

18. I just felt Luke Folkerts walk in.


DogsWin7


19. Will BillyJack and Paw-Paw make custom graphics for the big screen??   :)   

20.  Hey....what was that guys name who built this thing?

21.  Is Steve Perry going to sing The National Anthem?   

22.  Can I log on to FF while in here? 



AT

23. Alma doesn't have any more McCoys, right?

24. Alma doesn't have any more Widders, right?

25. Alma doesn't have any more Candelarias, right?

26. This is the last Folkerts, right?

27. There's no way Harrison will make another thre-

Ok they won't make this on-

Ok, ok, THIS one they will mis-

28.

2011
Harrison fan: "Alma gets too many foul calls. Something is fishy!"
Alma fan: "We run a dribble drive offense, it draws more fouls."

2012
Harrison fan: "Alma gets too many foul calls. Something is fishy!"
Alma fan: "We run a dribble drive offense, it draws more fouls."

2013
Harrison fan: "Alma gets too many foul calls. Something is fishy!"
Alma fan: "We run a dribble drive offense, it draws more fouls."

Brian G


DogsWin7

29.  Is the price of admission for an Autograph by Steve Perry still cigs and one hot woman?

30.  What's an Airedale and hey.....I've been to The Performing Arts Center. 

MikeDieselâ„¢

31.  I wish they held this event in a more central location so that the rest of our fans still wouldn't show up.

DogsWin7

32.  According to Hasbeen....."Don't Mess With The Alma Onslaught" lol!!

33.  Don't mention that sport that shall not be named in Alma....or the Goblins will get ya!  :)

34.   I wish we had The Palace.   

ZoneBuster


artraveler

Most heard comments on day 3 of tournament:
A. Is anybody left from the 5A south?
B. Holy Crap,  There's like a million cars on Hwy 64 at 3:45!  Where do they come from?  Don't go outta the arena until after 4:00!
C. I thought Cracker Barrel would've been faster.
D. Have you seen the hospitality room?!  Wow!
E. Hey, you gotta try some of that Alma guy's peanut brittle!  That stuff's amazing!

Downnotout

Alma fans will be saying

1. That big kid is lazy
2. Why did Arkansas sign him
3. Dang somebody guard #1
4. Come on guys block out
5. Get back
6.%$#%  mostly from Steve and his entourage

artraveler

March 02, 2014, 12:52:37 pm #17 Last Edit: March 02, 2014, 01:01:23 pm by artraveler
No doubt FC is bringing a good team coming to town Tuesday.  They can shoot it from deep and have some big athletic kids inside.  It will be a tough matchup for Alma.  That said, FC better not come in overconfident, this Alma team is really well coached and can light it up if left open. 

P.F.G.

Haha, alma lacks size this year but FC will be able to run with us. Most alma fans realize the Airedales are up against the wall in this game but I think we will go ahead and play it out.

DogsWin7

Quote from: Downnotout on March 02, 2014, 11:37:33 am
Alma fans will be saying

1. That big kid is lazy
2. Why did Arkansas sign him
3. Dang somebody guard #1
4. Come on guys block out
5. Get back
6.%$#%  mostly from Steve and his entourage

7. And who cares what GCT thinks??     

8.  Look theres donkey in a hole.  Lol!!   Have fun at the game DNO! :)

Forrest City H

36.  "There's still two games left, and they've already run out of Chik-Fil-A sammiches"...

Chief_Osceolaâ„¢

Quote from: P.F.G. on March 02, 2014, 02:07:37 pm
Haha, alma lacks size this year but FC will be able to run with us. Most alma fans realize the Airedales are up against the wall in this game but I think we will go ahead and play it out.

This almost feels like the championship game against Mills a few years ago. Watching the two teams during warmups, it was obvious that Mills had superior athletes. However, once the game started, it was equally obvious how wrong I was about Alma being able to play with them. It wouldn't surprise me if it's a similar type game against FC.

DogsWin7

37.  Let's go eat at Steele Creek Smokehouse after the game. 

38.  Their restrooms soap dispenser actually has soap in it!  :)

leaglebb

39.  How long has Charles Berry been coaching Huntsville? 
a) 150 years
b) 250 years
c) 500 years
d) longer than Methuselah lived


SouthpawSensation

Quote from: leaglebb on March 02, 2014, 08:47:33 pm
39.  How long has Charles Berry been coaching Huntsville? 
a) 150 years
b) 250 years
c) 500 years
d) longer than Methuselah lived


Charles Berry and Methuselah once went on a double date ... rode camels and took their dates to their usual destination ...

DogsWin7

40.  Wow....after reading that Fearless Friday thread,  I have to admit it looks like fun.   I need an account!   ( Come on and join, its fun!  Plus, you get to support your school.  Seriously :) ).

41. Look.... Isn't that that McSpadden guy who hired that winning Coach Loughridge or Coach Lockridge or however you say his name from Charleston?    They won their Conference Championship last year under his first year. :).  Oh yeah...and they moved up to 6A this next fall.

42.  So....They play Greenwood November 7th at G....I'm going to that game!!   ;)  :)





ahsalum



43.  "wonder which one of these @ssholes is Steve Perry"?......

DogsWin7

44.  Was that Steve Perry's 7th wife or wife #10?   :)


ahsalum


45. "why do they let a guy on the front row smoke"?

ahsalum


46. "I wonder if anyone's ever put porn upon that jumbotron"?

DogsWin7

47.  Why are all those women running over to that side of the gym?? 

ahsalum


48. "If that jumbotron fell...it would kill a lot of people"

DogsWin7


ahsalum


50. "Do you think they put that jumbotron right behind the backboard on purpose"?

ahsalum


DogsWin7

52.  I wonder if that smoke will cause the fire sprinklers to go off??

ahsalum


53."I wonder if I can chew my Redman in here"....said GCT fans

DogsWin7

54.  I wonder how many this thing will seat?? 

ahsalum

March 03, 2014, 08:33:17 am #38 Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 08:35:06 am by Steve Perry
55. "Hey Clyde...you'uns found the pisser yet"....GCT fans

ahsalum



56. "Hey Cletus...I found the pisser and it's reeaaul nice"!

DogsWin7

57.   They got Toilet Paper Maw....let's take some home!  Lol!!

ahsalum


58. "Them honkies ain't gonna tell me where I can sit"..F.Lee

DogsWin7

59.   Their Cheerleaders are Cute plus they can dance! :)

ahsalum


60. "Stop picking on my son"...a certain poster from Harrison.

DogsWin7

61.   I wonder if the scores are on FF yet?? 

ahsalum

March 03, 2014, 08:46:42 am #45 Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 08:49:01 am by Steve Perry
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ahsalum


62. "This place is like the Mecca of HS basketball"...an actual overheard quote from 3 years ago during the tournament..

DogsWin7

March 03, 2014, 08:48:58 am #47 Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 08:54:18 am by DiehardFBfan
63.   They actually have people who come around and clean during intermission and not just after the game. 

DogsWin7

64.   Yes.....Steve Perry is the one who made the "River Valley Leader Blog" Famous.

sevenof400

Quote from: Steve Perry on March 03, 2014, 08:19:53 am

46. "I wonder if anyone's ever put porn upon that jumbotron"?

Isn't that just one of the many reasons you have your own key Steve?

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